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| #300 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 8 |
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| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #415 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 15 |
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| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
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| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
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| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
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| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
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| #646 | Instant Karma | 6 |
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| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
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| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
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| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
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| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
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| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
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| #254 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 5 |
| #362 | Uncle Romulus | 3 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
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| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #437 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #398 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #330 | bath ball gift set | 15 |
| #616 | battered Crimbo Crate | 15 |
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| #1016 | bottle of gin | 4 |
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| #438 | bow | 1 |
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| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
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| #1125 | dusty Crimbo crate | 4 |
| #1875 | elven cellocello | 6 |
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| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
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| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #2393 | handful of confetti | 12 |
| #1763 | herringcello | 5 |
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| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
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| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
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| #286 | slow jam collection | 15 |
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| #271 | space jam | 1 |
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| #350 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
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| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
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| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
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| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
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| #4150 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
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| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
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| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
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| #4941 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1085 | throwing wrench | 4 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
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| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
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