| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #239 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 4 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #864 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #235 | BGE temporary tattoo | 4 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #15 | CRIMBCO scrip | 13,435 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1233 | Crimbo candied pecan | 2 |
| #1270 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #367 | Daffy Taffy | 91 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #652 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #74 | Gummi-DNA | 24 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #708 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 73 |
| #282 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #716 | Rock Pops | 73 |
| #37 | Steal This Candy | 133 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #491 | Yummy Tummy bean | 404 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #3121 | badass belt | 14 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #593 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 13 |
| #207 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 10 |
| #768 | bottle of goofballs | 33 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1109 | can of Binarrrca | 6 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #132 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1515 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #286 | chocolate bath ball | 3 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #749 | commemorative war stein | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #779 | dwarf bread | 4 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #7 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1,609 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #39 | glowing red eye | 765 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #573 | green beer | 21 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #313 | inflatable duck | 4 |
| #317 | irradiated candy cane | 12 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #1350 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #62 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 816 |
| #438 | piece of wedding cake | 11 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #2133 | roll of toilet paper | 2 |
| #1160 | shiny ring | 17 |
| #49 | six-armed sweater | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #15 | stolen office supplies | 800 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #1869 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #23 | stuffed dodecapede | 1,337 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #394 | thin black candle | 467 |
| #14 | tiny bust of Pallas | 16 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |