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| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #789 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #239 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 4 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #863 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #235 | BGE temporary tattoo | 4 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #15 | CRIMBCO scrip | 13,435 |
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| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #533 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #1235 | Crimbo candied pecan | 2 |
| #1272 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #3598 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #368 | Daffy Taffy | 91 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #656 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #74 | Gummi-DNA | 24 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1288 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #879 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #706 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 73 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #385 | Newbiesport™ tent | 3 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #664 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #715 | Rock Pops | 73 |
| #36 | Steal This Candy | 133 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1300 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
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| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #899 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #490 | Yummy Tummy bean | 404 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2085 | badass belt | 25 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #464 | black spot | 1 |
| #594 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 13 |
| #207 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 10 |
| #610 | bottle of goofballs | 42 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1110 | can of Binarrrca | 6 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #131 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #284 | chocolate bath ball | 3 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #752 | commemorative war stein | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #781 | dwarf bread | 4 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #7 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1,629 |
| #50 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1336 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #39 | glowing red eye | 778 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #792 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #572 | green beer | 21 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #314 | inflatable duck | 4 |
| #317 | irradiated candy cane | 12 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #1351 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #63 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 830 |
| #437 | piece of wedding cake | 11 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #179 | punk rock jacket | 3 |
| #2135 | roll of toilet paper | 2 |
| #179 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 7 |
| #1160 | shiny ring | 17 |
| #49 | six-armed sweater | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
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| #16 | stolen office supplies | 800 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
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| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #23 | stuffed dodecapede | 1,337 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #395 | thin black candle | 467 |
| #14 | tiny bust of Pallas | 16 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
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| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
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| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
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| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
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| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
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| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
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| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
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