| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #75 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 4 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #345 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #937 | Jack-in-the-box | 3 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #419 | Red Rover BB gun | 7 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #64 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #362 | Uncle Romulus | 3 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #353 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 5 |
| #1007 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #223 | antique bottle opener | 4 |
| #278 | antique record album | 10 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #135 | battered Crimbo Crate | 114 |
| #733 | bejeweled cufflinks | 3 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #2436 | candy cane | 8 |
| #84 | candy kneecapping stick | 19 |
| #81 | candy knuckles | 20 |
| #714 | candy stake | 9 |
| #324 | cement sandals | 3 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #447 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1437 | eggnog | 7 |
| #735 | elven cellocello | 25 |
| #514 | elven suicide capsule | 30 |
| #28 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #58 | fancy chocolate car | 42 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #776 | giant designer sunglasses | 3 |
| #1653 | gingerbread bugbear | 9 |
| #790 | gingerbread horror | 8 |
| #85 | gingerbread house | 6 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1656 | herringcello | 8 |
| #100 | jawbruiser | 20 |
| #66 | leftover Crimbo rations | 3 |
| #83 | licorice garrote | 19 |
| #60 | lifeless meat doll | 1 |
| #1010 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #614 | nanite-infested candy cane | 20 |
| #385 | nanite-infested eggnog | 12 |
| #361 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 12 |
| #711 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #400 | pair of bolt cutters | 7 |
| #172 | passable elf mask | 16 |
| #447 | peanut brittle shield | 5 |
| #1551 | penguin focaccia bread | 9 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #336 | poison pen | 5 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #111 | rusty compass | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #803 | spooky eggnog | 7 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2377 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #2449 | stuffed Meat | 6 |
| #1315 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #1676 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #2417 | stuffed mink | 6 |
| #2307 | stuffed monocle | 8 |
| #2464 | stuffed teddy butler | 6 |
| #2297 | stuffed tin of caviar | 8 |
| #2296 | stuffed treasure chest | 4 |
| #609 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 22 |
| #640 | throwing wrench | 7 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 6 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 6 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 6 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 6 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #91 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 6 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |