| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #100 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 10 |
| #21 | Beach Buck | 518 |
| 🥉 | Belt of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #1519 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #83 | Chroner | 1,127 |
| 🥉 | Clan VIP Lounge key | 1 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #71 | Coinspiracy | 94 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbot battery | 19 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #4 | Dinsey's radar dish | 2 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #239 | Eldritch snap | 1 |
| #55 | FunFunds™ | 93 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #4 | Goggles of Loathing | 1 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #5 | Jeans of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #48 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1,504 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #61 | Lavalos's shell | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1651 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 12 |
| #257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #11 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #70 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 2 |
| #370 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #56 | Pener's drumstick | 1 |
| #103 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #4 | Scepter of Loathing | 1 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #215 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #8 | Stick-Knife of Loathing | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #166 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 4 |
| #425 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #787 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #363 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #885 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #38 | Volcoino | 21 |
| #56 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 52 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #23 | alpine watercolor set | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2857 | badass belt | 16 |
| #329 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #334 | bunny liver | 18 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #15 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #74 | disintegrating barrel | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1260 | empty agua de vida bottle | 2 |
| #76 | eternal car battery | 2 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #290 | fat loot token | 6 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #503 | filthy lucre | 77 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| 🥇 | genie bottle | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #236 | green clay bead | 50 |
| #1911 | grue egg | 12 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #51 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #60 | labrador cookie | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #41 | miming boots | 2 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #46 | miming shirt | 2 |
| #65 | moist barrel | 1 |
| #372 | negative lump | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1437 | old sweatpants | 13 |
| #269 | ornate picture frame | 4 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #256 | pink clay bead | 69 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| 🥇 | portable pantogram | 1 |
| #277 | purple clay bead | 12 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #410 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #563 | spectre scepter | 58 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #13 | stinky fannypack | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #44 | toy sixgun | 3 |
| #401 | turtle pheromones | 7 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #342 | useless powder | 432 |
| #1144 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #144 | wad of cotton | 20 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #153 | worthless gewgaw | 68 |
| #162 | worthless knick-knack | 90 |
| #437 | worthless trinket | 6 |
| #79 | wriggling worm | 25 |