| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #53 | Chester's cutoffs | 2 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | General Assembly Module | 3 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #50 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥇 | Knob Goblin spatula | 406,055 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #96 | delectable catalyst | 9 |
| #1730 | duct tape | 5 |
| #1812 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #1527 | filthy lucre | 7 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #574 | green clay bead | 10 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #256 | heart-shaped balloon | 49 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #400 | hobo nickel | 641 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥈 | kevlateflocite helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser targeting chip | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #186 | lawn dart | 2 |
| #278 | marshmallow | 99 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #188 | old school flying disc | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #721 | pink clay bead | 8 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #635 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #1175 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #304 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #968 | roasted marshmallow | 11 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #586 | [2108]rock | 7 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #78 | spooky and sour sauce | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #247 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1892 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #364 | spooky powder | 1 |
| #229 | spooky shroomkabob | 1 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #785 | stick | 2 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #84 | stuffed Hodgman | 3 |
| #7822 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2986 | toast | 3 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1590 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #2304 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #7 | vampire heart | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |