| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #630 | CRIMBCO scrip | 255 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2127 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #23 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #57 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #34 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #178 | Crimbuck | 4,109 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #88 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| #97 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| #76 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| #50 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #65 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #69 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #87 | Inner Strength | 4 |
| #315 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #48 | Inner Wisdom | 5 |
| #50 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 1 |
| #84 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #210 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #20 | Snow Suit | 1 |
| #54 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 2 |
| #48 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #1205 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #61 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #72 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 7 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #136 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #777 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #138 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 7 |
| #190 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 5 |
| #107 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 11 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #211 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 4 |
| #213 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 6 |
| #131 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 5 |
| #545 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 9 |
| #250 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #151 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #647 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 7 |
| #189 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 10 |
| #96 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #172 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #598 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
| #85 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 7 |
| #151 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 3 |
| #266 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #174 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #444 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #255 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 3 |
| #224 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #272 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 6 |
| #588 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 7 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 8 |
| #703 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 2 |
| #345 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 9 |
| #276 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1084 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #1264 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #75 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 2 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #50 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #9 | avatar of the Unconscious Collective | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #60 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #403 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #159 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #1339 | elven cellocello | 15 |
| #1454 | elven suicide capsule | 12 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #1705 | herringcello | 7 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #174 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #208 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 10 |
| #169 | magical pony: Pearjack | 12 |
| #226 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 9 |
| #155 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 17 |
| #193 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 11 |
| #200 | magical pony: Uniquity | 10 |
| #36 | massive wrench | 2 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #41 | packaged June cleaver | 1 |
| #55 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| #56 | packaged model train set | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1536 | passable elf mask | 2 |
| #1445 | penguin focaccia bread | 11 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #56 | red coin | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #61 | spiritual fruitcake | 4 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3112 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8863 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8974 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8971 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8978 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1964 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3069 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3111 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8880 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3135 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3106 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1441 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #124 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 10 |
| #242 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 7 |
| #492 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 4 |
| #220 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #499 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 4 |
| #97 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 5 |
| #228 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 3 |
| #190 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #197 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #63 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 6 |
| #89 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 11 |
| #241 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #184 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 3 |
| #225 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 3 |
| #247 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 7 |
| #303 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 6 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #123 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 4 |
| #500 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 4 |
| #212 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 8 |
| #287 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #205 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 3 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #316 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 6 |
| #313 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 6 |
| #71 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 5 |
| #116 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 10 |
| #105 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 4 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 3 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #514 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #739 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 5 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 10 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #327 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 3 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #467 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #376 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 3 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #40 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #402 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 6 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #423 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 6 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8209 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1374 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #309 | tiny plastic fire servant | 8 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8183 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #22 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1,257 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4597 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #973 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 3 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4464 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1125 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #34 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 1 |
| #194 | yule gruel | 1 |