| #440 | "DRINK ME" potion | 11 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #182 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 5 |
| #47 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 13 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #111 | BGE pocket calendar | 6 |
| #248 | BGE shotglass | 24 |
| #111 | BGE temporary tattoo | 7 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #235 | CRIMBCO mug | 62 |
| #1700 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #203 | CRIMBCO wine | 37 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3212 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #195 | DNOTC Box | 2 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #395 | Go-Wassail | 45 |
| #1207 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #51 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #44 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #136 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #90 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 34 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #221 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 3 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #348 | bag of bones | 4 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #864 | bananagate | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #414 | bath ball gift set | 12 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1182 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #157 | bone aperitif | 3 |
| #762 | bone chips | 7 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #148 | bone meal | 3 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #163 | bottle of antifreeze | 6 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #419 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #352 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 7 |
| #269 | can of spinach | 8 |
| #1016 | candy cane | 34 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1465 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #212 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #106 | chocolate-covered caviar | 1 |
| #173 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 12 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #904 | club necklace | 8 |
| #234 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 7 |
| #278 | colorful plastic ball | 100 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #695 | diamond necklace | 10 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #507 | fake blood | 2 |
| #1752 | fancy chocolate car | 3 |
| #129 | festive sausage | 20 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #729 | fudge lily | 2 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1380 | fudgecule | 2 |
| #136 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #163 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #132 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #168 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #241 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1010 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #201 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #241 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #128 | holiday cheese log | 19 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #311 | jerky coins | 69 |
| #820 | kumquartz | 2 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #420 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #98 | marshmallow flambé | 5 |
| #727 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1028 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #137 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #815 | pearidot | 2 |
| #752 | penguin focaccia bread | 23 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #222 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #212 | red plastic baby | 2 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1272 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 6 |
| #2225 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #862 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 9 |
| #645 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 11 |
| #471 | s'more | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #137 | soy cordial | 4 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #638 | spooky bark | 11 |
| #594 | spooky sap | 13 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #818 | strawberyl | 2 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #3135 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 14 |
| #2533 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 19 |
| #3762 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #3155 | stuffed astral badger | 14 |
| #3255 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3916 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #4059 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3605 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3418 | stuffed hand turkey | 13 |
| #3197 | stuffed mind flayer | 14 |
| #3240 | stuffed scary death orb | 14 |
| #2927 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 16 |
| #5605 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #2921 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2551 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #3058 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #361 | tasty tart | 4 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #186 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 4 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #547 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 8 |
| #962 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 8 |
| #1175 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #318 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 8 |
| #565 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 4 |
| #566 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 8 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 7 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 6 |
| #376 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 3 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 5 |
| #826 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 21 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #357 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 7 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #456 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 21 |
| #663 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 15 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #935 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 8 |
| #731 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 10 |
| #398 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 11 |
| #735 | tiny plastic Hellion | 10 |
| #1091 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 7 |
| #915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 7 |
| #1250 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #302 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 14 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #689 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 3 |
| #168 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 6 |
| #490 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 9 |
| #731 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 10 |
| #1746 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #764 | tiny plastic The Man | 6 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #367 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 7 |
| #940 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 8 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #1664 | tiny plastic angry goat | 11 |
| #432 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 10 |
| #833 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 9 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #836 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 9 |
| #605 | tiny plastic astronomer | 12 |
| #1133 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #1212 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 15 |
| #288 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 15 |
| #1039 | tiny plastic beanbat | 7 |
| #389 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 11 |
| #835 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 4 |
| #532 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 8 |
| #648 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 7 |
| #674 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 6 |
| #438 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 10 |
| #1268 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 14 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic blooper | 7 |
| #1077 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 7 |
| #834 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 9 |
| #598 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 7 |
| #361 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 12 |
| #542 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 8 |
| #1038 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 17 |
| #1194 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 15 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #828 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 9 |
| #1059 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #877 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 6 |
| #833 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 9 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #913 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 8 |
| #946 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 8 |
| #868 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #456 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 15 |
| #924 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 8 |
| #1212 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 15 |
| #986 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 18 |
| #926 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 19 |
| #714 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 10 |
| #752 | tiny plastic goth giant | 10 |
| #1134 | tiny plastic grue | 16 |
| #1229 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1009 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 18 |
| #359 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 12 |
| #777 | tiny plastic killer bee | 22 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #1003 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 18 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 17 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #435 | tiny plastic moneybee | 10 |
| #891 | tiny plastic mosquito | 20 |
| #761 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 5 |
| #963 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 8 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #589 | tiny plastic peacannon | 4 |
| #961 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 18 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #625 | tiny plastic scary clown | 12 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 6 |
| #846 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 9 |
| #361 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 7 |
| #931 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 8 |
| #838 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 21 |
| #593 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 12 |
| #1661 | tiny plastic stab bat | 11 |
| #911 | tiny plastic star starfish | 19 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #717 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 13 |
| #653 | tiny plastic taco cat | 11 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #487 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 5 |
| #911 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 8 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #851 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #653 | tiny plastic warwelf | 11 |
| #530 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 13 |
| #590 | tiny plastic zmobie | 12 |
| #487 | toast | 1,992 |
| #814 | tourmalime | 2 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1013 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |