| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #209 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 11 |
| #747 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #340 | Boris's ring | 5 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #353 | CRIMBCO scrip | 960 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #1185 | Cloaca grenade | 6 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #820 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #768 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #249 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 4 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1958 | Crimbuck | 46 |
| #1475 | Daffy Taffy | 9 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1794 | Imp Ale | 2 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #866 | Ram's Face Lager | 2 |
| #2350 | Rock Pops | 4 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #578 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 12 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #44 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 2 |
| #33 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 2 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #500 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #819 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #719 | antique greaves | 2 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #787 | asparagus knife | 3 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #681 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #345 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #316 | big boom | 2 |
| #262 | bilge wine | 76 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #1124 | black paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1463 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #662 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #622 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #512 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #841 | bottle of gin | 8 |
| #795 | bottle of rum | 26 |
| #164 | bottle of sake | 6 |
| #1133 | bottle of tequila | 3 |
| #866 | bottle of vodka | 6 |
| #1215 | bottle of whiskey | 4 |
| #726 | boxed wine | 13 |
| #243 | boxing glove | 1 |
| #904 | bugbear beanie | 2 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #481 | candied kobold | 6 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #286 | cannonball charrrm | 21 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #687 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #922 | chef's hat | 2 |
| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #534 | clay peace-sign bead | 2 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #354 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 2 |
| #749 | commemorative war stein | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #356 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 13 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #348 | cursed bottle of rum | 3 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #216 | denim axe | 2 |
| #62 | dense meat staff | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #343 | dishrag | 1 |
| #131 | dolphin whistle | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #268 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #635 | drum machine | 2 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #920 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 2 |
| #942 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 2 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #831 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 4 |
| #878 | dusty bottle of Port | 3 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #725 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 9 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #1417 | fancy dress ball | 5 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #906 | flaregun | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #712 | floaty sand | 8 |
| #32 | flypaper staff | 2 |
| #253 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #134 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #863 | herb brownies | 6 |
| #1841 | herringcello | 2 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #1344 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 10 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #366 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #752 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #607 | lavender striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #63 | lawnmower blade | 4 |
| #556 | leather chaps | 2 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #554 | maiden wig | 2 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #412 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #931 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #970 | mauve striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #540 | mesh cap | 2 |
| #465 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 4 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #151 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #281 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #188 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #110 | oyster egg balloon | 2 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1144 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #972 | piece of wedding cake | 2 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #464 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1069 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1171 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #936 | red class ring | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1131 | red plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #374 | rubber axe | 2 |
| #349 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #789 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 3 |
| #289 | solid gold pegleg | 12 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #192 | spaghetti cult mask | 6 |
| #86 | spaghetti cult rosary | 15 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #576 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #4519 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #6381 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4944 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5282 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #4572 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6188 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4913 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4585 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #349 | tambourine | 1 |
| #219 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2002 | tree-eating kite | 6 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #693 | viking helmet | 6 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #747 | white class ring | 5 |
| #437 | white lightning | 19 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #295 | witty rapier | 10 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1122 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #415 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |