| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #533 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #585 | Crimbo Credit | 2 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #176 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #305 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 2 |
| #180 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 20 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #170 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 23 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #179 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 19 |
| #221 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 5 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #195 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 18 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #202 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 6 |
| #182 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 19 |
| #180 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 7 |
| #181 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 18 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #869 | FDKOL commendation | 5 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #868 | Go-Wassail | 6 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #88 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #90 | PB&BP | 1 |
| #129 | Red Pill | 3 |
| #78 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #312 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 47 |
| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #99 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #855 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1197 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #918 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #676 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 9 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
| #134 | alien force field disruptor bean | 4 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #176 | ancient stone head | 3 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #380 | bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #643 | baggie of powdered sugar | 18 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #864 | bananagate | 2 |
| #198 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #695 | belemnite fossil | 4 |
| #76 | bent scrap metal | 10 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #104 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #639 | bottle of bubbles | 3 |
| #92 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| #2058 | box of sunshine | 64 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #165 | chef-in-the-box | 2 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #120 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #133 | club sandwich | 2 |
| #77 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 26 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #169 | corned-beef Reuben | 14 |
| #281 | corrupted data | 58 |
| #233 | cylindrical mold | 3 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #275 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #202 | discocktail | 18 |
| #1317 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #40 | eldritch concentrate | 1 |
| #384 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #69 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #418 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #89 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #452 | fudge lily | 9 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #911 | fudgecule | 149 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #129 | giant green gummi ingot | 2 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #122 | giant red gummi ingot | 2 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #121 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 2 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #304 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 11 |
| #171 | gold tooth | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #181 | green drunki-bear | 2 |
| #958 | green gummi ingot | 2 |
| #102 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #139 | gummi canary | 2 |
| #142 | gummi salamander | 2 |
| #178 | gummi snake | 2 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #171 | half of a gold tooth | 5 |
| #66 | ham steak | 1 |
| #127 | handful of numbers | 3 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #74 | ironic oversized sunglasses | 1 |
| #881 | jerky coins | 6 |
| #820 | kumquartz | 2 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #327 | licorice root | 14 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #487 | lollipop stick | 68 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #90 | memory of a C | 15 |
| #95 | memory of a G | 16 |
| #77 | memory of a T | 16 |
| #98 | memory of an A | 13 |
| #325 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #121 | minin' dynamite | 7 |
| #452 | molten brick | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #593 | nanite-infested eggnog | 8 |
| #200 | nugget of Crimbonium | 12 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #705 | pack of pogs | 11 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #814 | pearidot | 2 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #204 | pumpkin | 1 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #162 | red drunki-bear | 2 |
| #953 | red gummi ingot | 2 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #272 | rose | 1 |
| #76 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #72 | seared dino steak | 2 |
| #81 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #33 | space bar | 1 |
| #288 | spectral pickle | 51 |
| #40 | spirit bed | 2 |
| #191 | spirit blanket | 1 |
| #230 | spooky shrunken head | 41 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #502 | squirming egg sac | 16 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #817 | strawberyl | 2 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2734 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #224 | tangarita | 1 |
| #72 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #668 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 6 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #244 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 10 |
| #397 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 6 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #511 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #539 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 8 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #570 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 4 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #519 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 8 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #755 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 5 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 9 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #557 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 4 |
| #277 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 4 |
| #760 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 5 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #681 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 3 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #993 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 3 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 17 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #659 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 6 |
| #577 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 7 |
| #590 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 7 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #674 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 6 |
| #742 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 5 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #448 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 10 |
| #672 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 6 |
| #663 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 6 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #555 | tiny plastic fire servant | 4 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #534 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 8 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #388 | tiny plastic moneybee | 11 |
| #541 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 8 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #706 | tiny plastic peacannon | 3 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #853 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #856 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #814 | tourmalime | 2 |
| #189 | traffic jam | 2 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #748 | trilobite fossil | 3 |
| #133 | troll britches | 1 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #151 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 46 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #138 | warbear trouser fragment | 47 |
| #650 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #683 | wind-up meatcar | 5 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #173 | yellow drunki-bear | 2 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |