Volteccer

RankItemQuantity
#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#814Blizzards I Have Died In1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#2098CRIMBCO mug1
#1940CRIMBCO wine1
#792CRIMBCOIDS mints5
#535CRIMBCOLOAF6
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#1481Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#586Crimbo Credit2
#650Crimbo wreath1
#175Crimbojito1
#306Crimbonium fuel rod2
#180Crimbot schematic: Big Head20
#244Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel1
#260Crimbot schematic: Crab Core1
#246Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso1
#245Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head1
#247Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun1
#212Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs1
#170Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs23
#248Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan1
#179Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise19
#221Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis5
#245Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder1
#195Crimbot schematic: Power Arm18
#245Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler1
#202Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker6
#182Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun19
#180Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet7
#181Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis18
#254Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet1
#313Divine1
#869FDKOL commendation5
#520FDKOL hotcakes1
#249Fudgie Roll1
🥈Fuzzby1
#88Gin Mint1
#870Go-Wassail6
#236Gordon Bennett1
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#691Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
#455Lars the Cyberian1
#308Mae West1
#88Mint Yulep1
#348Mon Tiki1
#287Neuromancer1
#90PB&BP1
#128Red Pill3
#80Sangria de Menthe1
#778Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro1
#312Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita47
#803Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco1
#98Tequiz Navidad1
#600The Art of Slapfighting1
#858Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette4
#562Thwaitgold ant statuette2
#645Thwaitgold bookworm statuette2
#470Thwaitgold butterfly statuette3
#986Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette1
#1412Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette1
#1202Thwaitgold firefly statuette3
#1379Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette2
#1802Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#331Thwaitgold moth statuette1
#262Thwaitgold nit statuette1
#1297Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette1
#663Thwaitgold scorpion statuette1
#1948Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette2
#931Thwaitgold termite statuette3
#321Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette2
#675Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide9
#701Uncle Romulus1
#85Vodka Matryoshka1
#135alien force field disruptor bean4
#203alien source code printout1
#15alien source code printout (used)1
🥇all-year sucker1
#124ammonite candy mold1
#1018ammonite fossil1
#177ancient stone head3
#736antique 8-Bit Power magazine1
#930antique record album1
#378bacon bath ball2
#643baggie of powdered sugar18
#251banana supersucker1
#865bananagate2
#197bartender-in-the-box1
#123belemnite candy mold1
#697belemnite fossil4
#78bent scrap metal10
#246blank fudge mold1
#75blue raspberry troll doll1
#105booty chest charrrm bracelet1
#642bottle of bubbles3
#93bowl of Tastee-Wheetâ„¢1
#2059box of sunshine64
#89broken warbear gyrocopter1
#1891can of CRIMBCOLA2
#80cannonball charrrm bracelet1
#166chef-in-the-box2
#503chocolate bath ball1
#68cinnamon troll doll1
#662circular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#120clockwork chef-in-the-box1
#132club sandwich2
#77collection of tiny spooky objects26
#20consolation ribbon1
#81copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet1
#168corned-beef Reuben14
#281corrupted data58
#235cylindrical mold3
#279disco horoscope (Aquarius)1
#280disco horoscope (Aries)1
#276disco horoscope (Cancer)1
#285disco horoscope (Capricorn)1
#272disco horoscope (Gemini)1
#261disco horoscope (Leo)1
#278disco horoscope (Libra)1
#276disco horoscope (Pisces)1
#272disco horoscope (Sagittarius)1
#284disco horoscope (Scorpio)1
#275disco horoscope (Taurus)1
#278disco horoscope (Virgo)1
#202discocktail18
#1315dusty Crimbo crate2
#40eldritch concentrate1
#388eldritch effluvium1
#70eldritch essence1
#92eldritch extract1
#548electrical thingamabob1
#686festive sausage2
#272flask of mining oil1
#416floaty pebbles1
#90floaty rock1
#143fluid of fudge-finding1
#740frigid fudgepuck1
#377fudge bunny1
#197fudge cube1
#453fudge lily9
#259fudge spork1
#914fudgecule149
#178fudgecycle1
#219fudgesicle1
#136giant green gummi bear1
#131giant green gummi ingot2
#135giant red gummi bear1
#123giant red gummi ingot2
#132giant yellow gummi bear1
#121giant yellow gummi ingot2
#275gimlet1
#608gingerbread house1
#305gingerbread mutant bugbear11
#176gold tooth1
#70grape troll doll1
#181green drunki-bear2
#958green gummi ingot2
#103grumpy old man charrrm bracelet1
#171gummi ammonite1
#165gummi belemnite1
#139gummi canary2
#141gummi salamander2
#177gummi snake2
#170gummi trilobite1
#173half of a gold tooth5
#66ham steak1
#127handful of numbers3
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#626holiday cheese log2
#454intriguing puzzle box1
#75ironic oversized sunglasses1
#881jerky coins6
#820kumquartz2
#250kumquat supersucker1
#328licorice root14
#233lime supersucker1
#487lollipop stick68
#310mandarina colada1
#91memory of a C15
#95memory of a G16
#79memory of a T16
#98memory of an A13
#327memory of some delicious amino acids1
#121minin' dynamite7
#453molten brick1
#1340motivational poster1
#597nanite-infested eggnog8
#200nugget of Crimbonium12
#231obnoxious riddle2
#706pack of pogs11
#207pear supersucker1
#815pearidot2
#332phish stick3
#636plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#529plastic ingot1
#337prussian cathouse1
#203pumpkin1
#847quantum taco1
#162red drunki-bear2
#954red gummi ingot2
#147ridiculous cocktail11
#280rose1
#76rum barrel charrrm bracelet1
#72seared dino steak2
#81silver tongue charrrm bracelet1
#34space bar1
#289spectral pickle51
#40spirit bed2
#191spirit blanket1
#230spooky shrunken head41
#1103square CRIMBCOOKIE2
#502squirming egg sac16
#225strawberry supersucker1
#818strawberyl2
#599string of Crimbo lights1
#2742stuffed mink3
#256sucker hakama1
#219sucker kabuto1
#804sucker scaffold1
#278sucker tachi1
#787superheated fudge1
#225tangarita1
#72tarrrnished charrrm bracelet1
#260teqiwila slammer1
#670tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear6
#2096tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth2
#247tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type10
#398tiny plastic Beebee King6
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#3935tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3077tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#514tiny plastic Bugbear Captain2
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#542tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter8
#8188tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢1
#573tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel4
#4234tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#521tiny plastic Father McGruber8
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#759tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist5
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3893tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#524tiny plastic Lord Flameface2
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#480tiny plastic Norville Rogers9
#2762tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy2
#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
#559tiny plastic Queen Bee4
#278tiny plastic Rene C. Corman4
#764tiny plastic Scott the Miner5
#2120tiny plastic Spam Witch3
#3061tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3064tiny plastic The Man1
#3925tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#685tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer3
#3855tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#996tiny plastic angry space marine3
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#3973tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3978tiny plastic astronomer1
#8123tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#243tiny plastic batbugbear17
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#662tiny plastic bee swarm6
#580tiny plastic beebee gunners7
#592tiny plastic beebee queue7
#4475tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#674tiny plastic black ops bugbear6
#745tiny plastic blazing bat5
#8172tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3953tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#450tiny plastic bugaboo10
#677tiny plastic buzzerker6
#667tiny plastic cavebugbear6
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#2188tiny plastic demoninja3
#3875tiny plastic drunk goat1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#559tiny plastic fire servant4
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#3893tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#536tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear8
#3836tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#391tiny plastic moneybee11
#543tiny plastic mumblebee8
#2801tiny plastic ninja snowman2
#709tiny plastic peacannon3
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#859tiny plastic spiderbugbear2
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#863tiny plastic the Free Man2
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#265toe jam1
#814tourmalime2
#188traffic jam2
#1157triangular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#139trilobite candy mold1
#749trilobite fossil3
#134troll britches1
#258vodka stratocaster1
🥇wand of fudge control1
#150warbear accoutrements chunk46
#435warbear beeping telegram1
🥇warbear breakfast machine1
#188warbear chemistry lab1
#20warbear empathy chip (used)1
#341warbear hoverbelt piecepart1
#422warbear procedural hilarity drone1
#431warbear sequential gaiety distribution system1
#137warbear trouser fragment47
#649warbear whosit1
#685wind-up meatcar5
#336yellow brick road1
#171yellow drunki-bear2
#1012yellow gummi ingot1

Wow, that's 1,518 items total!

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