| #684 | 1-ball | 5 |
| #660 | 2-ball | 5 |
| #478 | 3-ball | 9 |
| #743 | 4-ball | 4 |
| #435 | 5-ball | 10 |
| #438 | 6-ball | 10 |
| #523 | 7-ball | 8 |
| #473 | 8-ball | 50 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #66 | CRIMBCO mug | 256 |
| #403 | CRIMBCO wine | 19 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #160 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 2 |
| #431 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 12 |
| #115 | Crimbo candied pecan | 235 |
| #123 | Crimbo fudge | 234 |
| #107 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 253 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #37 | Crimbo wreath | 11 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #370 | Frosty's frosty mug | 4 |
| #183 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #262 | Go-Wassail | 74 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #119 | Hodgman's blanket | 11 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #121 | Nuclear Blastball | 22 |
| #88 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 2 |
| #203 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 15 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #383 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #295 | Uncle Romulus | 4 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #98 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 8 |
| #167 | antique bottle opener | 5 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #458 | antique hand mirror | 4 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #60 | antique painting of a landscape | 10 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #458 | antique record album | 5 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #298 | antique souvenir drawing | 3 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #30 | auxiliary backbone | 1 |
| #59 | banana peel | 96 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #605 | baseball | 4 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #112 | battered Crimbo Crate | 137 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #443 | bejeweled cufflinks | 9 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #35 | booze-soaked cherry | 20 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #44 | cane-mail pants | 1 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #246 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #522 | club necklace | 13 |
| #317 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #20 | crimsilion jub-jub bird | 2 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #12 | death blossom | 70 |
| #61 | decanter of fine Scotch | 4 |
| #907 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #620 | diamond necklace | 11 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #316 | dusty Crimbo crate | 34 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #476 | empty agua de vida bottle | 341 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #215 | extra-greasy slider | 11 |
| #364 | fancy opera glasses | 11 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #209 | frozen banquet | 11 |
| #572 | garish pinky ring | 6 |
| #252 | giant designer sunglasses | 18 |
| #78 | gift-a-pult | 5 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #79 | green eggnog | 2 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #413 | guy made of bee pollen | 6 |
| #530 | heart necklace | 13 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #64 | ironic moustache | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #244 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 9 |
| #58 | jar of squeeze | 11 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #153 | little round pebble | 2 |
| #215 | marshmallow flambé | 3 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #240 | obsidian dagger | 58 |
| #362 | pack of KWE trading card | 9 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #37 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 11 |
| 🥇 | pointed stick | 3,480 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #339 | prismatic wad | 3 |
| #971 | really dense meat stack | 5 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #569 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 13 |
| #697 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 11 |
| #760 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 10 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #157 | sandwich of the gods | 17 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #78 | snowball | 16 |
| #395 | solid gold bowling ball | 47 |
| #318 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #784 | spade necklace | 9 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #173 | stress ball | 1 |
| #29 | string of Crimbo lights | 11 |
| #460 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 95 |
| #774 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 58 |
| #866 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 54 |
| #461 | stuffed Meat | 101 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #944 | stuffed angry cow | 51 |
| #1161 | stuffed astral badger | 44 |
| #1530 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 34 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #878 | stuffed cocoabo | 53 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #892 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 55 |
| #872 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 56 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #754 | stuffed hand turkey | 63 |
| #293 | stuffed key | 185 |
| #1458 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #894 | stuffed mind flayer | 55 |
| #600 | stuffed mink | 78 |
| #481 | stuffed monocle | 99 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #1067 | stuffed scary death orb | 47 |
| #673 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 32 |
| #1050 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 47 |
| #771 | stuffed snowy owl | 60 |
| #1136 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 45 |
| #1048 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 8 |
| #772 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 60 |
| #618 | stuffed teddy butler | 78 |
| #540 | stuffed tin of caviar | 86 |
| #334 | stuffed treasure chest | 166 |
| #1087 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 46 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #588 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 23 |
| #37 | superduperball | 1 |
| #297 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| #448 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 2 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #540 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #290 | voodoo snuff | 5 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #658 | worthless gewgaw | 3 |
| #766 | worthless knick-knack | 3 |
| #556 | worthless trinket | 3 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |