| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #14 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 198 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #135 | Disco Banjo | 4 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #95 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 188 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #559 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 7 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 4 |
| #287 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 7 |
| #153 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 6 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #276 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 5 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 6 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 6 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #983 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #50 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 6 |
| #32 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 6 |
| #1418 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #98 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 6 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 3 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 3 |
| #179 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 6 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 6 |
| #290 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 5 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #338 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 12 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #387 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 16 |
| #718 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 6 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 6 |
| #115 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 7 |
| #126 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 50 |
| #82 | UV monocular | 2 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #162 | badass belt | 185 |
| #252 | batskin belt | 2 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #114 | breath mint | 50 |
| #2050 | brick | 4 |
| #350 | bubblin' crude | 8 |
| #57 | bugbear detector | 2 |
| #97 | bunny liver | 95 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #507 | crystalline cheer | 4 |
| #520 | donated booze | 1 |
| #513 | donated candy | 1 |
| #361 | donated food | 12 |
| #339 | easter egg balloon | 61 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #308 | loadstone | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #365 | obsidian dagger | 45 |
| #317 | old sweatpants | 230 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #9 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 2 |
| #23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
| #8 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 2 |
| #642 | rat appendix | 4 |
| #2133 | roll of toilet paper | 2 |
| #321 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #189 | spectre scepter | 149 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #7829 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #18 | topeé | 2 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #102 | topiary nugglet | 16 |
| #21 | topiary tights | 2 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #1284 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #303 | worthless gewgaw | 17 |
| #343 | worthless knick-knack | 18 |
| #282 | worthless trinket | 15 |