| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1214 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #500 | Crimbo pie | 3 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #716 | antique record album | 2 |
| #1158 | ball | 4 |
| #2625 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #487 | buckyball | 10 |
| #4134 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1062 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #340 | candy knuckles | 6 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1539 | canteen of wine | 3 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1589 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #1262 | elven cellocello | 16 |
| #1393 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #946 | elven suicide capsule | 20 |
| #410 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1200 | fancy dress ball | 7 |
| #1390 | felt | 5 |
| #1162 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1080 | herringcello | 18 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #1114 | kite | 5 |
| #1348 | knuckle sandwich | 3 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #626 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #291 | live lobster | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #667 | mylar scout drone | 7 |
| #1415 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #868 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #84 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #958 | patent leather shoes | 4 |
| #1339 | penguin focaccia bread | 13 |
| #1285 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #834 | poison pen | 2 |
| #398 | possessed top | 14 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2667 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #6296 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #5739 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #2551 | stuffed Meat | 5 |
| #677 | stuffed alien blob | 10 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #5813 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #7693 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #697 | stuffed doppelshifter | 17 |
| #5808 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1338 | stuffed gray blob | 10 |
| #7024 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #2067 | stuffed key | 7 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #2632 | stuffed mink | 4 |
| #2479 | stuffed monocle | 6 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #5797 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6997 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6285 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2142 | stuffed teddy butler | 10 |
| #2783 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #1984 | stuffed treasure chest | 8 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #1220 | throwing wrench | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #1279 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 6 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #1480 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #747 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 13 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 9 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #916 | tiny plastic G Imp | 8 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #1079 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 7 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic Hellion | 7 |
| #599 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 12 |
| #1148 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #1250 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 7 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1077 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 7 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #848 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 9 |
| #2038 | tiny plastic angry goat | 9 |
| #930 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 8 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #1826 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1835 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 10 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #803 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 6 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 12 |
| #950 | tiny plastic blooper | 8 |
| #1479 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 12 |
| #1387 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 13 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #953 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 8 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1058 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 7 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #549 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 13 |
| #1414 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #835 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 21 |
| #2248 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #1421 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 13 |
| #904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 8 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #1039 | tiny plastic grue | 17 |
| #942 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 8 |
| #696 | tiny plastic hermit | 7 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #1618 | tiny plastic killer bee | 11 |
| #1063 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 7 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #2012 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 9 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic mosquito | 15 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 7 |
| #1799 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #1359 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 13 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #1077 | tiny plastic scary clown | 7 |
| #1319 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #724 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 10 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1050 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 7 |
| #2272 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #1259 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #2016 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic star starfish | 12 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1272 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 7 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #1202 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #1771 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #1435 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #1064 | top | 4 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1789 | tree-eating kite | 8 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2016 | unstable DNA | 5 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |