| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #939 | Amulet of Yendor | 11 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #10 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 2 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #85 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 2 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #98 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #346 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #849 | Jack-in-the-box | 4 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #354 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 126 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #654 | Red Rover BB gun | 2 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #680 | Schrödinger's thermos | 10 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1146 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #520 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #458 | antique record album | 5 |
| #663 | bag of airline peanuts | 43 |
| #140 | baneful bandolier | 1 |
| #733 | bejeweled cufflinks | 3 |
| #274 | black candy heart | 41 |
| #361 | black-and-blue light | 138 |
| #388 | blue class ring | 6 |
| #370 | blue plasma ball | 129 |
| #1833 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #6254 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #782 | brick | 44 |
| #436 | cheap studded belt | 76 |
| #1147 | clown hammer | 13 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #176 | crumbling rat skull | 3 |
| #298 | cymbal syrup | 33 |
| #210 | daisy | 18 |
| #618 | defective skull | 31 |
| #1593 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #546 | empty agua de vida bottle | 253 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #478 | encoder ring | 33 |
| #1638 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #779 | fake fake vomit | 36 |
| #858 | fake hand | 23 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #364 | fancy opera glasses | 11 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #209 | figurine of a charred seal | 15 |
| #328 | figurine of a cold seal | 18 |
| #116 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 2 |
| #114 | figurine of a sleek seal | 18 |
| #298 | figurine of a stinking seal | 7 |
| #133 | figurine of an armored seal | 2 |
| #310 | flavored foot massage oil | 154 |
| #323 | foam dart | 147 |
| #492 | garish pinky ring | 8 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #621 | giant designer sunglasses | 5 |
| #250 | green clay bead | 45 |
| #351 | grue egg omelette | 7 |
| #1910 | handful of confetti | 18 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #654 | jazz soap | 42 |
| #756 | joybuzzer | 35 |
| #1164 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 13 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #136 | memory of a C | 10 |
| #76 | memory of a CA base pair | 1 |
| #90 | memory of a CG base pair | 1 |
| #83 | memory of a CT base pair | 1 |
| #165 | memory of a G | 7 |
| #92 | memory of a GT base pair | 1 |
| #313 | memory of a T | 1 |
| #201 | memory of an A | 5 |
| #89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
| #99 | memory of an AT base pair | 1 |
| #65 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 25 |
| #268 | mood ring | 43 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #116 | paranormal ricotta | 5 |
| #521 | peanut brittle shield | 3 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #362 | personal massager | 49 |
| #426 | personalized coffee mug | 132 |
| #594 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 41 |
| #770 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 35 |
| #293 | pink clay bead | 53 |
| #267 | purple clay bead | 13 |
| #440 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #350 | red class ring | 28 |
| #449 | red-and-green sweater | 4 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2790 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1259 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #793 | rubber emo roe | 35 |
| #1023 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #643 | sawblade shield | 3 |
| #79 | scintillating powder | 2 |
| #114 | shimmering tendrils | 6 |
| #205 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #1416 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #1974 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #1419 | spectre scepter | 19 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #317 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 142 |
| #1156 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 35 |
| #2049 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 24 |
| #1917 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 26 |
| #954 | stuffed Meat | 48 |
| #2153 | stuffed angry cow | 23 |
| #1957 | stuffed astral badger | 26 |
| #2707 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 18 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2588 | stuffed cocoabo | 18 |
| #274 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 28 |
| #1778 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 29 |
| #2036 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 25 |
| #4579 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #439 | stuffed martini | 20 |
| #2559 | stuffed mind flayer | 19 |
| #1053 | stuffed mink | 41 |
| #993 | stuffed monocle | 46 |
| #2593 | stuffed scary death orb | 19 |
| #1392 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 14 |
| #2786 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3262 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #1534 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 34 |
| #1685 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #2438 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 20 |
| #1075 | stuffed teddy butler | 41 |
| #1145 | stuffed tin of caviar | 38 |
| #2296 | stuffed treasure chest | 4 |
| #2933 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 16 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #4828 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3318 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3361 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #412 | white class ring | 15 |
| #969 | whoopie cushion | 25 |
| #833 | wind-up chattering teeth | 33 |
| #338 | wine-soaked bone chips | 2 |
| #483 | x-ray specs | 42 |
| #913 | yellow snowcone | 31 |