Museum :: Milo Jones

Milo Jones

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#412	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#424	Boris's key lime pie	1
#925	Boris's ring	1
#1010	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#265	Cherry Cloaca Cola	4
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#752	Crimbo pie	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#254	Diet Cloaca Cola	4
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1794	Dyspepsi-Cola	4
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#497	Elfin shortbread	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#690	Ent cider	6
#860	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
#1501	Feynman gate	2
🥇	French slippers	1
#698	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#157	Gnollish casserole dish	6
#414	Gnollish pie tin	6
#73	Hatorade	5
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1493	Imp Ale	12
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1006	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#738	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#536	Knob mushroom	6
#418	Knob sausage	6
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#701	Knoll mushroom	6
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#1063	Let Me Be!	1
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#400	Manetwich	1
#128	Mariner's Friend cough drops	5
#851	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#340	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	6
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#526	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#627	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#726	Ram's Face Lager	6
#144	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#252	Regular Cloaca Cola	4
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#450	Rock and Roll Legend	2
#87	S.T.L.T.	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#947	Summer Nights	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#818	Trollhouse cookies	12
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#294	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	10
#72	White Citadel burger	60
#153	White Citadel fries	10
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#637	ancient frozen dinner	1
#459	ancient protein powder	5
#314	ancient spice	6
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#270	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#895	antique helmet	1
#496	antique packet of ketchup	1
#905	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#678	arrrgyle socks	2
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#769	aspirin	1
#800	astral mushroom	5
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#115	attention spanner	1
#1920	awful poetry journal	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#7429	badass belt	1
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#2043	ball	1
#629	ballroom blintz	1
#337	banana cream pie	1
#458	barbed-wire fence	9
#186	barskin tent	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#783	batblade	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#59	beer basted brat	6
#571	beer bong	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#787	beertini	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#126	bejeweled accordion strap	2
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#655	bilge wine	4
#422	bit-o-cactus	5
#316	black & tan	6
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#317	black pepper	6
#632	black pudding	1
#667	black shield	1
#464	black spot	1
#726	black sword	1
#599	blackberry	6
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#1653	blood flower	1
#659	bloody beer	6
#963	bloody clown pants	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#113	boilermaker	6
#213	bone collar	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#380	bottle of Pinot Renoir	3
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#43	bottle of perfume	1
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#265	bottle of realpagne	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#332	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#142	bow staff	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#99	bowl of rye sprouts	6
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#364	boxed champagne	1
#1046	boxed wine	4
#194	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	12
#247	brains casserole	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#748	briefcase	1
#1381	brine	1
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#593	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#290	cactus fruit	6
#185	calavera concertina	1
#1437	can of Binarrrca	3
#573	can of Red Minotaur	5
#341	can of Swiller	6
#546	can of fake snow	1
#957	can of spinach	1
#164	can of starch	1
#89	can-can-in-a-can	5
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#2875	candied yams	1
#4785	candy cane	1
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#38	carob brownies	12
#202	carob chunk cookies	12
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#459	carob chunks	6
#216	catgut taco	1
#169	catsup	1
#689	centipede eggs	1
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#235	chef-in-the-box	1
#403	cherry	6
#272	cherry pie	1
#391	chintzy accordion pin	1
#544	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#507	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#671	chopsticks	2
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#238	clownskin belt	1
#114	cob of corn	6
#1078	cocoa eggshell fragment	4
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#716	comfy coffin	1
#385	cool mushroom	6
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#864	cool whip	1
#81	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
#568	corncob pipe	1
#849	cornuthaum	1
#246	cottage	1
#138	cracker	1
#916	cranberries	6
#950	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#433	cream pie	1
#540	creamsicle	1
#327	cruelty-free wine	6
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#389	cup of primitive beer	2
#252	cursed black pearl onion	6
#237	cursed bottle of black-label rum	6
#164	cursed bottle of rum	12
#327	cursed sea biscuit	3
#919	cyborg doll	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#1292	dead guy's watch	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#809	decorative fountain	1
#444	dehydrated caviar	6
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#40	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
#27	depleted Grimacite ninja mask	1
#22	depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
#765	desiccated apricot	1
#153	detective skull	1
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#376	digital key lime pie	1
#481	dire fudgesicle	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#1848	disco ball	1
#1717	disco mask	1
#476	disintegrating sheet music	1
#438	displaced fish	6
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1852	disturbing fanfic	1
#416	divine champagne flute	8
#1640	doll house	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#656	donkey flipbook	1
#813	drab sonata	1
#763	drum machine	1
#904	dry noodles	6
#516	ducha de oro	1
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#895	eXtreme mittens	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#503	effluvious emerald	1
#337	eggbeater	1
#1554	eggnog	6
#344	enchanted bean	6
#207	enchanted bean burrito	1
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#237	escargotsicle	1
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#389	extra-spicy bloody mary	3
#1085	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#67	fancy ball mask	2
#3836	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#377	fancy canapés	1
#2521	fancy chocolate	1
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#284	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	6
#86	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
#106	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#970	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#602	filthy pestle	1
#1763	fire	1
#529	fire poi	1
#68	fishy fish	6
#153	fishy fish casserole	1
#379	flaming glowsticks	1
#408	flaming mushroom	6
#132	flask of Amontillado	1
#244	flat dough	12
#275	flower petal pie	1
#563	flute of flat champagne	6
#791	foolscap fool's cap	1
#462	fortune cookie	1
#161	frat brats	6
#578	frayed rope belt	1
#449	fricasseed brains	1
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#825	frilly skirt	1
#706	frozen banquet	1
#368	frozen mushroom	6
#3426	fruitcake	1
#427	furry pants	1
#604	fuzzbump	1
#641	ga-ga radio	1
#121	gauze hammock	1
#1921	ghost cucumber	1
#897	ghuol egg	6
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#995	ghuol guolash	1
#257	ghuol-ear kabob	1
#99	giant book of ancient carols	1
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1516	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#398	giant glass of brandy	1
#3939	gingerbread bugbear	1
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#2813	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
#383	glacial sapphire	1
#615	glass of goat's milk	6
#98	gnatloaf	1
#132	gnatloaf casserole	1
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#642	goat cheese	7
#949	goat cheese pizza	1
#170	goat cheese taco	1
#784	gr8ps	1
#503	grapefruit	6
#558	grapes	6
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#791	green beer	12
#70	groovy prism necklace	1
#603	grouchy restless spirit	8
#103	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	1
#871	guitar pick	1
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#1225	gyroscope	1
#2400	hamethyst	1
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#1125	handful of hand chalk	3
#421	handful of moss	5
#274	handful of nuts and berries	6
#296	handful of walnuts	6
#324	headhunter necktie	1
#455	heavy metal sonata	1
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#556	hellion cube	6
#1877	helmet turtle	1
#672	herb brownies	12
#2516	herbal stuffing	1
#724	herbs	6
#733	hill of beans	6
#172	hippy herbal tea	6
#90	honey-dew	6
#115	hot buttered roll	6
#684	hot date	1
#358	hot pink lipstick	1
#880	hot wing	15
#38	house of twigs and spit	1
#275	ice stein	1
#1264	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	12
#1059	ice-cold Willer	12
#966	ice-cold fotie	6
#754	ice-cold six-pack	5
#325	iced-out bling	1
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#2350	immense cyborg hand	1
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#605	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
#246	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#194	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	1
#691	invisible bag	1
#128	jabañero pepper	6
#699	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#195	jumbo olive	12
#189	jumping bean burrito	1
#131	jumping bean taco	1
#109	juniper berries	6
#910	ketchup hound	1
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#1288	killer rag doll	1
#2060	kite	1
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#205	knob ka-bobs	6
#183	ladle of mystery	1
#280	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#3057	laser-broiled pear	1
#692	leather chaps	1
#981	lemon	6
#361	lemon meringue pie	1
#624	lihc eye pie	1
#904	lihc face	1
#328	limburger biker boots	1
#650	lime	6
#256	long pork	6
#142	long pork casserole	1
#141	long pork chop sandwiches	1
#377	los chinos	1
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#1977	lucky rabbit's foot	1
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#1690	mafia aria	3
#387	magnifying glass	1
#248	makeshift cape	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#750	many-eyed glasses	1
#834	maple syrup	1
#1132	mariachi pants	2
#1086	marionette	1
#575	marionette collective	1
#821	marshmallow	3
#180	massive sitar	1
#74	meat golem	1
#335	meatcar model	1
#514	megatofu	4
#287	melted Jell-o shot	6
#168	menudo	1
#197	milk of magnesium	6
#897	mind flayer corpse	1
#790	miner's helmet	1
#785	miner's pants	1
#159	mixed wildflower greens	6
#108	mole molé	1
#2028	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#364	moonglasses	1
#145	moxie magnet	1
#599	mullet wig	1
#218	mummy mask	1
#378	mushroom pizza	1
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
#3704	nanite-infested candy cane	1
#695	nanite-infested eggnog	7
#3326	nanite-infested fruitcake	1
#3424	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	1
#96	nasty rat mask	1
#212	natty blue ascot	2
#858	ninja hot pants	1
#175	nutty organic salad	1
#3383	obsidian dagger	1
#601	olive	6
#119	olive stir-fry	1
#680	orange	6
#70	overclocked avian microprocessor	1
#1956	oversized fish scaler	1
#409	ovoid leather thing	1
#1761	pail	1
#189	palm-frond capris	1
#213	palm-frond whip	1
#583	panhandle panhandling hat	1
#757	papaya	6
#619	papaya slung	1
#538	papaya taco	1
#806	party hat	1
#1564	pasta spoon	1
#134	patent antipsychotics	5
#163	peach	6
#224	peach pie	1
#152	pear	6
#190	pear tart	1
#150	penguin shorts	1
#1207	piece of wedding cake	1
#390	pile of jumping beans	6
#87	pimpin' meat hat	1
#288	pixel hat	1
#162	pixel pants	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#428	plain pizza	1
#169	plum	6
#106	plum wine	6
#350	pointy mushroom	6
#359	polka-dot bow tie	1
#1184	pool cue	1
#2213	porquoise	1
#1433	portable corkscrew	1
#2221	possessed top	1
#143	potato pistol	1
#694	poutine	1
#209	pr0n cocktail	1
#604	pr0n legs	12
#145	pr0n stir-fry	1
#202	pr0n taco	1
#1614	prehistoric spear	1
#236	pretty bouquet	9
#438	prismatic wad	1
#730	prosthetic forehead	1
#92	pulled porquoise ring	1
#335	purple pixel pie	1
#1303	rag doll	1
#457	rat appendix kabob	1
#148	rat appendix stir-fry	1
#140	rat scrapple	1
#127	ratarang	1
#1505	ravioli hat	1
#2248	razor-tipped yo-yo	1
#577	reinforced beaded headband	1
#406	rhesus monkey	1
#1130	ring of aggravate monster	1
#1389	roasted marshmallow	3
#1103	roboduck-on-a-string	1
#823	rocky raccoon	1
#142	rolling pin	1
#638	round purple sunglasses	1
#854	royal jelly	1
#211	royal jelly taco	1
#76	rum barrel charrrm bracelet	1
#347	rusty bonesaw	1
#623	salty slug	1
#92	sandcastle	1
#1707	saucepan	1
#407	sausage pizza	1
#576	savoy truffle	1
#891	scrumptious reagent	6
#1103	seal tooth	1
#1670	seal-clubbing club	1
#1056	seal-skull helmet	1
#224	secret blend of herbs and spices	6
#279	sensitive poetry journal	1
#436	shiny butcherknife	1
#2571	shiny ring	2
#412	shock collar	1
#108	shot of blackberry schnapps	6
#107	shot of nepenthe schnapps	6
#83	shot of peach schnapps	6
#76	shot of pear schnapps	6
#357	shot of rotgut	1
#81	silver tongue charrrm bracelet	1
#254	single-serving herbal stuffing	1
#318	sinister altar fragment	1
#100	six-rainbow shield	1
#572	skewer	6
#509	skewer-mounted razor blade	1
#181	skewered cat appendix	1
#1806	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#971	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	1
#802	snowboarder pants	1
#1347	sock monkey	1
#101	solid baconstone ring	1
#138	special sauce glove	1
#1389	spectral pickle	1
#808	spices	7
#180	spicy bean burrito	1
#156	spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#135	spicy jumping bean burrito	1
#161	spicy mushroom quesadilla	1
#45	sponge helmet	1
#53	spongy shield	1
#3326	spooky eggnog	1
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#1307	spooky mushroom	6
#207	spooky scarecrow	1
#229	spooky shroomkabob	1
#181	spooky stir-fry	1
#672	stained mattress	1
#544	stale baguette	1
#578	stalk of asparagus	6
#310	star buckler	1
#606	star hat	1
#338	star key lime pie	1
#330	star pants	1
#145	star stiletto	1
#482	steamy ruby	1
#1520	stick-on-a-string	1
#111	sticky meat pants	1
#372	stinky mushroom	6
#1502	stolen accordion	3
#273	stone banjo	1
#269	stone baseball cap	2
#164	stone frisbee	26
#689	strawberry	6
#319	strawberry pie	1
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#325	tiny Mountie hat	1
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#3930	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#3176	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#3935	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3176	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#3077	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#8189	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#4311	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4234	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
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#3873	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#3908	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3883	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
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#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3893	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#3859	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#3904	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#3061	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3064	tiny plastic The Man	1
#3925	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#3855	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
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#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#3939	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
#3974	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3978	tiny plastic astronomer	1
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#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
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#8174	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#3953	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
#3906	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#8093	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8218	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#3174	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3935	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
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#3901	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
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#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8057	tiny plastic grue	1
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#8067	tiny plastic killer bee	1
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#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
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#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
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#8100	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
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#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
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#8223	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#8160	tiny plastic stab bat	1
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#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#3857	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
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#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#1124	tiny shaker of salt	1
#488	tip jar	1
#1052	titanium assault umbrella	1
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#106	tofu stir-fry	1
#133	tofu taco	1
#1903	tofurkey gravy	3
#1885	tofurkey leg	3
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#641	tomato daiquiri	1
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#2069	top	1
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#478	tree skirt	1
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#617	tropical orchid	1
#600	tropical paperweight	1
#226	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1
#248	tube of hair oil	1
#105	tuning fork	2
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#678	uncooked chorizo	1
#417	unearthly onyx	1
#178	unfortunate dumplings	1
#693	unidentified jerky	1
#107	unrolling pin	1
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#2588	vibrating cyborg knife	1
#1642	vinegar	1
#500	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	6
#2081	vitachoconutriment capsule	6
#895	vorpal blade	1
#785	wad of dough	12
#458	wad of tofu	6
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
#276	warm mushroom	6
#126	wet stew	1
#1538	wheel	1
#88	white Xanadian	6
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#282	white chocolate chip cookies	12
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#1104	white lightning	1
#388	white picket fence	9
#88	wiffle-flail	1
#814	windchimes	1
#615	witch hat	1
#566	witty rapier	1
#1245	wolf mask	1
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#595	wool hat	1
#553	worn tophat	1
#589	wreath of laurels	1
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1158	wrench bracelet	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#2364	yo-yo	1

Wow, that's 1,789 items total!

what items are this player missing?