| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #503 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #293 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #427 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #462 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #678 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #492 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #196 | Piddles | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #563 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #486 | around the world | 1 |
| #855 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #655 | banana peel | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #395 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #610 | black pension check | 1 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #1046 | black pixel | 1 |
| #634 | black pudding | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #851 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #892 | blackberry | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #826 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #242 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #429 | bone flute | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #413 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #400 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #1053 | box | 1 |
| #363 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #247 | brainy skull | 1 |
| #436 | brick of sand | 1 |
| #746 | briefcase | 1 |
| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #541 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #677 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #578 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #374 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #587 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #635 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #731 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #818 | catgut | 1 |
| #216 | catgut taco | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #690 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #419 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #664 | cherry | 1 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #576 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #689 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #171 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
| #446 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #58 | clockwork clockwise dome | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #816 | clown skin | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #612 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #290 | cocktail onion | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1284 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #740 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #541 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #459 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #582 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #810 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #167 | delectable fire ant | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #1263 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #437 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #618 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #766 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #482 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #677 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #572 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #374 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1911 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #315 | epic wad | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #744 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #850 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #656 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #738 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #507 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #299 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #610 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #619 | flange | 1 |
| #790 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #450 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #777 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #256 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #811 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #541 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #600 | gator skin | 1 |
| #982 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #996 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #564 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #642 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #896 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #788 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #846 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #949 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #395 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #784 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #501 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1030 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #199 | gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #973 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #655 | hair spray | 1 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #626 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #408 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #453 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #899 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #632 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #463 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #602 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #1194 | heavy D | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #995 | herbs | 1 |
| #1881 | herringcello | 1 |
| #967 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #575 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #460 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #684 | hot date | 1 |
| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #606 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #1194 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #543 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #560 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #284 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #531 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #376 | kiwi | 1 |
| #306 | kumquat | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #743 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #795 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #1233 | lemon | 1 |
| #935 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #1829 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #1007 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #897 | lime | 1 |
| #1210 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1025 | line | 1 |
| #870 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #481 | long pork | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #912 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #230 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #1220 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #682 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #709 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1042 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #1204 | metallic A | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #588 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #646 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #811 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #225 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #471 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #1171 | original G | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #410 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #620 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #538 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #914 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #1171 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #705 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #511 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #661 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #1004 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #592 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #466 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #389 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #492 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #437 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1187 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #779 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #377 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #443 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #557 | ram horns | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #457 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #508 | ratgut | 1 |
| #489 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| #661 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #774 | reodorant | 1 |
| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #856 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1003 | ruby W | 1 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #442 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #1055 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #399 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #575 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #723 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #788 | skewer | 1 |
| #232 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #1014 | smart skull | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
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| #1334 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
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