| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #499 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #294 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #253 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #460 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #680 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #182 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #314 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #1017 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #592 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #282 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #610 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #198 | Piddles | 1 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #937 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #921 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #505 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #561 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #2959 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #500 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #658 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #249 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #393 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #800 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #609 | black pension check | 1 |
| #578 | black pepper | 1 |
| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #241 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #415 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #335 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #512 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #362 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #250 | brainy skull | 1 |
| #436 | brick of sand | 1 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #1272 | broken skull | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #542 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #680 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #579 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #588 | canopic jar | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #637 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #665 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #638 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #733 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #820 | catgut | 1 |
| #213 | catgut taco | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #687 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #417 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #687 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #167 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
| #443 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #58 | clockwork clockwise dome | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #611 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #290 | cocktail onion | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #538 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #402 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #583 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #713 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #167 | delectable fire ant | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #1265 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #764 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #480 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #679 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #982 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #573 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #373 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #847 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #608 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #620 | flange | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #989 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #253 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #599 | gator skin | 1 |
| #985 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #555 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #388 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #640 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #790 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #948 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #391 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #829 | grapes | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #198 | gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #971 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #654 | hair spray | 1 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #625 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #406 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #451 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #900 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #628 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #459 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #969 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #458 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #604 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #542 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #559 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #283 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #374 | kiwi | 1 |
| #304 | kumquat | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #743 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #795 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #1010 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #895 | lime | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #865 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #479 | long pork | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #227 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #681 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1043 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #586 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #813 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #409 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #535 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1144 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #701 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #508 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #662 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #464 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #242 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #391 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #490 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #989 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #440 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1189 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #485 | pygmy blowgun | 1 |
| #378 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #444 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #555 | ram horns | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #455 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #509 | ratgut | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #960 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #822 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #855 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #440 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #397 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #574 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #746 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #789 | skewer | 1 |
| #232 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
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| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
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