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| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
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| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #318 | Mad Train wine | 323 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #456 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 43 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #1010 | ball | 5 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #206 | bilge wine | 112 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
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| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #543 | buckyball | 9 |
| #763 | bunch of bananas | 2 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1092 | candy stake | 6 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #488 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #418 | cursed cannonball | 1 |
| #454 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #378 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #461 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #431 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #720 | delicious salad | 43 |
| #163 | distilled fortified wine | 15 |
| #1311 | dollhive | 2 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #936 | duct tape | 23 |
| #254 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 81 |
| #319 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 62 |
| #274 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 77 |
| #282 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 76 |
| #272 | dusty bottle of Port | 88 |
| #189 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 112 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1302 | fancy dress ball | 6 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #443 | golden ring | 51 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #4469 | grue egg | 2 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #388 | immense cyborg hand | 9 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #949 | killing feather | 43 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #404 | laser-broiled pear | 22 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #113 | mafia aria | 210 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #105 | marshmallow | 600 |
| #836 | mylar scout drone | 5 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #2620 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #193 | oversized fish scaler | 14 |
| #188 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #32 | piece of after eight | 56 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #689 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1537 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #53 | roasted marshmallow | 600 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #273 | robotronic egg | 90 |
| #606 | rogue swarmer | 68 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #886 | sawblade fragment | 52 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #857 | spooky length of string | 11 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #1763 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 16 |
| #1609 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 31 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1917 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 26 |
| #2004 | stuffed Meat | 12 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #1572 | stuffed angry cow | 32 |
| #2091 | stuffed astral badger | 24 |
| #2338 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 22 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2209 | stuffed cocoabo | 22 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1395 | stuffed doppelshifter | 6 |
| #2022 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 25 |
| #2212 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 23 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #890 | stuffed gray blob | 23 |
| #2378 | stuffed hand turkey | 21 |
| #1801 | stuffed key | 11 |
| #1460 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #2067 | stuffed mind flayer | 25 |
| #1895 | stuffed mink | 14 |
| #2150 | stuffed monocle | 10 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2206 | stuffed scary death orb | 23 |
| #2270 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2120 | stuffed snowy owl | 23 |
| #1711 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 30 |
| #1979 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 25 |
| #2222 | stuffed teddy butler | 9 |
| #2087 | stuffed tin of caviar | 11 |
| #1484 | stuffed treasure chest | 20 |
| #1970 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 26 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #946 | stuffing | 9 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2855 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4887 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #4828 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #4786 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #6156 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2694 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #974 | tooth | 3 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #615 | toy hoverpad | 19 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1477 | unstable laser battery | 36 |
| #535 | useless powder | 200 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #874 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1584 | yo | 3 |
| #1077 | yo-yo | 16 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |