Museum :: The Dashing Protagonist

The Dashing Protagonist

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1450	BGE shotglass	1
#40	Bastille Battalion control rig crate	1
#14	Bettie page	18
#414	Bjorn's Hammer	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#69	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	4
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#167	Camp Scout pup tent	2
#24	Carol of the Bulls	7
#24	Carol of the Hells	7
#26	Carol of the Thrills	7
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#98	Cheer-Up soda	7
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#53	Crimbeau de toilette	9
#432	Crimbo Factory surprise box	1
#104	Crimbo candle	2
#755	Crimbo pie	1
#420	Crimbo salad	3
#39	Crimbo tattoo kit	3
#58	Crimbolex watch	2
#362	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#1171	Crimboween memo	9
#68	Crimboysters Rockefeller	8
#408	Dolphin King's crown	11
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#433	FDKOL hotcakes	3
#103	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	1
#24	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	211
#41	FantasyRealm membership packet	1
#7	HOA regulation book	1
#329	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	10
#121	Holiday Fun!	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#303	Inner Strength	1
#316	Inner Truth	1
#170	Inner Wisdom	3
#6	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#309	LED block	4
#62	LOLmec statuette	1
#14	LOV Entrance Pass	3
#457	Lars the Cyberian	1
#44	License To Kill	1
#979	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#889	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#751	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#984	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#998	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#578	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1008	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#961	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#125	Misty Cloak	14
#124	Mr. Screege's spectacles	2
#141	My First Art of War	2
#633	NPZR chemistry set	1
#29	Neverending Party guest pass	3
#26	Newbiesport™ tent	1,098
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#27	Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them	1
#80	Professor What T-Shirt	12
#84	Purple Beast energy drink	1
#6	STYX deodorant body spray	1
#126	Science Notebook	1
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
🥇	SongBoom™ BoomBox	1
#17	Spelunker's Guild prize sack	1
#117	Spookyraven signet	5
#300	Swizzler	3
#473	The Cooler Out of Space	2
#54	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	2
#53	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	2
#52	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	2
#67	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	1
#83	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	1
#78	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	1
#59	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#213	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	3
#416	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#253	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#127	Unfortunato's foolscap	1
#25	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#552	adorable seal larva	5
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
#126	antique Canadian lantern	1
#17	antique beer	25
#933	antique record album	1
#1852	baby killer bee	1
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#1147	banana	1
#25	barrel-aged eggnog	1
#875	barrrnacle	13
#1292	battered Crimbo Crate	3
#682	beach glass bead	1
#58	beaver punch (cherry)	2
#54	beaver punch (papaya)	2
#68	beaver punch (peach)	2
#64	beavermouth	190
#673	beer helmet	1
#298	black and white cracker	1
#5	booze drive button	1
#65	bottle of Crimbognac	9
#436	bow	1
#166	bowl of mernudo	1
🥉	bowl of petunias	9
#3232	box of sunshine	24
#209	brilliant oyster egg	1
#299	buñuelos Jaliscos	1
#177	bubble-wrap simulator	4
#108	bubblin' crude	223
🥈	campfire smoke	54
#2151	can of CRIMBCOLA	1
#299	can of V-11	1
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#32	chakra malt	15
#49	chakra sludge	24
#99	chakra-mental wine	2
#112	cheer extractor	2
#122	cheer-o-gram	4
#108	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#573	cocoa egg	13
#104	coconut bikini top	2
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#12	confiscated love note	368
#58	contract enforcement stick	37
#29	corrupted stardust	1
#219	cranberry margarita (brackish)	1
#23	crystal belt buckle	1
#235	crystalline cheer	451
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#54	cursed wishbone	7
#4	custom sixgun	20
#74	cute meteoroid	1
#86	decomposed boot	13
#63	dieting pill	1
#1718	disco mask	1
#152	dollar-sign bag	22
#1124	dusty Crimbo crate	4
#95	eldritch alignment spray	4
#36	eldritch mushroom	4
#37	eldritch mushroom pizza	2
#61	electronics kit	2
#6	elegant nightstick	281
#272	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	48
#38	exclusive club	1
#109	executive mime flask	11
#1883	fancy chocolate car	1
#188	fishelada	1
#157	fistful of ashes	30
#297	flan del mar	1
#8	food drive button	1
#139	frayed ninja rope	1
#61	gas can	1
#44	ghost pencil	1
#214	giant penguin keychain	1
#658	giant pinky ring	22
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#223	glistening oyster egg	1
#317	gold wedding ring	21
#90	government	1
#93	government-issue identification badge	1
#183	government-issued night-vision goggles	1
#1386	gray bow tie	1
#50	green rocket	101
#57	grilled mooseflank	51
#165	half of a gold tooth	7
#69	hermedisiac cologne	1
#4	hipster cocktail	11
#182	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#201	hot stuffing	1
#117	hot watered rum	6
#188	huge gold coin	19
#31	kitten burglar	1
#1515	knuckle sandwich	1
#55	leather bookmark	19
#571	lovecat tail	1
#58	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	1
#108	mafia filofax	1
#45	magic lamp	43
#669	magical pony: Dusk Shiny	1
#648	magical pony: Spectrum Dash	1
#368	mariachi hat	3
#182	massive gemstone	11
#180	massive sitar	1
#83	mime army camouflage kit	2
#117	mime army rations	3
#89	mime army superserum	2
#142	mime army wine	2
#785	miner's pants	1
#75	mooseflank	124
#74	moosemeat pie	2
#120	muffled muffuletta	4
#240	multi-level marzipan	1
#106	muskox-skin cap	1
#81	nail file	1
#926	nanofiber cloth	3
#118	nega-mushroom	16
#377	negative lump	1
#174	ojo de pez burrito	1
#2231	old sweatpants	1
#189	pair of government shades	1
#1565	pasta spoon	1
#1303	patent leather shoes	1
#241	pearlescent oyster egg	1
#1465	penguin thesaurus	1
#142	pile of gold coins	17
#681	pirate shirt	1
#635	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#1625	pork elf goodies sack	1
#229	powdered powdered sugar	1
#302	primitive candy cane	1
#113	protection stick	3
#775	quantum taco	2
#415	radio button candy	2
#1506	ravioli hat	1
#185	red money bag	3
#6	robin flan	20
#150	rose	12
#240	rubber axe	4
#57	runproof mascara	1
#6	saffron uttarasanga	1
#1708	saucepan	1
#1671	seal-clubbing club	1
#1054	seal-skull helmet	1
#204	security flashlight	1
#764	shredded hellseal hide	1
#52	shushed potatoes	5
#139	silent B	1
#203	silent I	1
#67	silent J	5
#72	silent M	10
#117	silent O	6
#75	silent V	1
#123	silent W	1
#186	silent X	1
#28	snake oil	85
#132	solid gold jewel	2
#14	space port	13
#157	stale Cheer-E-Os	3
#180	stale cheer wine	2
#141	standards and practices guide	1
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#239	stuffed red and green pepper (stale)	1
#1712	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
#185	supportive bra	13
#171	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	2
#42	the funk	36
#360	thermos of brew	1
#6	tin rations	3
#938	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	1
#749	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	2
#930	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
#359	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	2
#633	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#612	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	3
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#941	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
#939	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
#309	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	2
#593	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#953	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
#603	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	3
#554	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
#569	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#950	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#951	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
#750	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	2
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#1258	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	6
#759	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	5
#1279	tiny plastic Axe Wound	6
#1176	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	4
#1155	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#1161	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#1175	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	4
#2815	tiny plastic Black Knight	2
#3179	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#2049	tiny plastic Boss Bat	2
#796	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#83	tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	1
#945	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	3
#3351	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	5
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#694	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	3
#4313	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4232	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2899	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#209	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	5
#1328	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
#422	tiny plastic Felonia	10
#2738	tiny plastic G Imp	2
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#66	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	11
#3957	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#2792	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	2
#1358	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#1768	tiny plastic Hellion	4
#1266	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	6
#107	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	8
#2059	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	2
#1449	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	5
#1772	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	4
#2774	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	2
#2795	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	2
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#282	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	4
#85	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#1099	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	2
#2119	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	3
#1067	tiny plastic Protagonist	7
#559	tiny plastic Queen Bee	4
#772	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#851	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	4
#2122	tiny plastic Spam Witch	3
#3895	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#2058	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	2
#1190	tiny plastic The Man	4
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#1474	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	5
#2948	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#2160	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	3
#77	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#2627	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
#4025	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8217	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#761	tiny plastic angry space marine	5
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#2812	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#1241	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	6
#1070	tiny plastic astronomer	7
#2559	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	7
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#3319	tiny plastic barrrnacle	5
#958	tiny plastic batbugbear	3
#1040	tiny plastic beanbat	7
#859	tiny plastic bee swarm	4
#1130	tiny plastic beebee gunners	2
#1121	tiny plastic beebee queue	2
#4482	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#1110	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	2
#953	tiny plastic blazing bat	3
#2862	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	6
#1082	tiny plastic blooper	7
#1481	tiny plastic brainsweeper	5
#2769	tiny plastic briefcase bat	2
#1344	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1116	tiny plastic buzzerker	2
#842	tiny plastic cavebugbear	4
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#2505	tiny plastic cocoabo	7
#3302	tiny plastic coffee pixie	5
#3179	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#1489	tiny plastic cubist bull	5
#1779	tiny plastic demoninja	4
#4499	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#1218	tiny plastic drunk goat	6
#1017	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#1740	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	4
#826	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	9
#868	tiny plastic fire servant	2
#1244	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	6
#71	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
#2152	tiny plastic fruit golem	3
#2259	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	8
#1672	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	11
#1835	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	10
#1713	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	4
#327	tiny plastic golden gundam	1
#2167	tiny plastic goth giant	3
#3948	tiny plastic grue	4
#1425	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	5
#4599	tiny plastic hermit	1
#2524	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	7
#1341	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#2465	tiny plastic killer bee	7
#2186	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	3
#2504	tiny plastic leprechaun	7
#2244	tiny plastic levitating potato	8
#1071	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	7
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#1346	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#4852	tiny plastic mosquito	3
#1112	tiny plastic mumblebee	2
#1037	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#1485	tiny plastic ninja snowman	5
#4348	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#67	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
#2861	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	6
#1328	tiny plastic sauceror	4
#1227	tiny plastic scary clown	6
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#2610	tiny plastic seal clubber	2
#1784	tiny plastic senile lihc	4
#954	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	8
#419	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	6
#1050	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	7
#4014	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	4
#1784	tiny plastic spooky vampire	4
#2018	tiny plastic stab bat	9
#2843	tiny plastic star starfish	6
#979	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4041	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#2149	tiny plastic taco cat	3
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#1727	tiny plastic topiary golem	4
#2660	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#1488	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	5
#940	tiny plastic warwelf	8
#1727	tiny plastic whitesnake	4
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#1475	tiny plastic zmobie	5
#558	torn hellseal sinew	4
#8	trusty torch	1
#1791	turtle totem	1
#517	twinkly powder	1
#42	unfinished fruitcake	5
#1808	useless powder	2
#34	volcanic ash	210
#252	warehouse key	1
#175	waterlogged stuffing	1
#126	white money bag	2
#5	white-label gin	3
#118	yule gruel	8
#71	yule pup	2

Wow, that's 5,077 items total!

what items are this player missing?