| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
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| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
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| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
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| #738 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
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| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
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| #288 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #194 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #281 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
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| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #675 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
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| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
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| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
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| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
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| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
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| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #610 | PADL Phone | 1 |
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| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
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| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #505 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #561 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #819 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #658 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
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| #251 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
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| #393 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
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| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
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| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
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| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #1228 | blue pixel | 1 |
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| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
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| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #452 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
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| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
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| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #540 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
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| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
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| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
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| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #820 | catgut | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #687 | centipede eggs | 1 |
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| #776 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
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| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
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| #1141 | cog | 1 |
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| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
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| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #961 | dark potion | 1 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
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| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #1265 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #764 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
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| #1024 | disease | 1 |
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| #679 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
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| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
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| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
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| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #667 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #204 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
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| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
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| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #902 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
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| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
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| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
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| #162 | flytrap pellet | 1 |
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| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
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| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
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| #599 | gator skin | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
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| #388 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
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| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #195 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
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| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #245 | glass of baboon milk | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #286 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #218 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #948 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #823 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #162 | goblin autoblowgun | 1 |
| #829 | grapes | 1 |
| #425 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #390 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #654 | hair spray | 1 |
| #96 | halibut | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #625 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #969 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #57 | hippopotamus skirt | 1 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #382 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #308 | imitation crab meat | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
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| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #559 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #348 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #743 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #795 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #587 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #1010 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #623 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #865 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #325 | lion oil | 1 |
| #292 | live lobster | 1 |
| #932 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #681 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #478 | margarita | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #1043 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #313 | memory of a C | 1 |
| #322 | memory of a G | 1 |
| #313 | memory of a T | 1 |
| #307 | memory of an A | 1 |
| #99 | memory of an AT base pair | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #813 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
| #911 | murky potion | 1 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #493 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #741 | palm frond | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #985 | papaya | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #377 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #246 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1144 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #662 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #464 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #490 | powdered organs | 1 |
| #989 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1189 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #555 | ram horns | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #960 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #794 | red pixel | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #822 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #189 | rough fish scale | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #855 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #442 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #407 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #440 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #134 | sea avocado | 1 |
| #136 | sea cucumber | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #574 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #409 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #262 | shiny tribal beads | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #319 | sleaze powder | 1 |
| #463 | slimy sweetbreads | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #591 | small box | 1 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #796 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
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| #365 | spooky powder | 1 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #1066 | spring | 1 |
| #1059 | sprocket | 1 |
| #56 | square sponge pants | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #149 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #576 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #152 | straw hat | 1 |
| #887 | strawberry | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #717 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #1297 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #730 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #219 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #896 | tires | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #318 | tomb ratchet | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #498 | true grit | 1 |
| #576 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #539 | twinkly nuggets | 1 |
| #516 | twinkly powder | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #680 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #695 | unidentified jerky | 1 |
| #610 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #643 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
| #937 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #739 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #962 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #1023 | white pixel | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #463 | wumpus hair | 1 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |