| #381 | "DRINK ME" potion | 20 |
| #343 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 5 |
| #101 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
| #237 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 4 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #240 | BGE pocket calendar | 3 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #129 | C.H.U.M. chum | 13 |
| #2309 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3102 | Crimbuck | 2 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #45 | Lobster qua Grill | 7 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #191 | Mer-kin takebag | 1 |
| #603 | Mohawk wig | 7 |
| #219 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 7 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #631 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 9 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #324 | Summer Nights | 4 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #89 | Tiger-lily's milk | 34 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1099 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 7 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #151 | armgun | 25 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #630 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #67 | big bundle of chamoix | 5 |
| #48 | bishop cookie | 2 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #236 | bottle of Ooze-O | 4 |
| #417 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 10 |
| #403 | bowl of fishysoisse | 2 |
| #362 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #48 | bucket of honey | 103 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #478 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 2 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #244 | corncob pipe | 6 |
| #126 | crown-shaped beanie | 2 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #234 | cup of infinite pencils | 6 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #327 | decaying goldfish liver | 14 |
| #41 | delicious comfit? | 4 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #100 | dolphin whistle | 3 |
| #73 | dragon snaps | 64 |
| #350 | dull fish scale | 6 |
| #77 | elephant stinger | 11 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #49 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 26 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #1553 | felt | 4 |
| #107 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #19 | flamingo mallet | 2 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #633 | floaty sand | 11 |
| #364 | forest tears | 1 |
| #270 | frayed rope belt | 5 |
| #159 | freezin' bindle | 4 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #118 | gun cleaning kit | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #159 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #102 | high-pressure seltzer bottle | 1 |
| #1108 | hobo nickel | 11 |
| #38 | hopping socks | 7 |
| #208 | imitation crab meat | 7 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #31 | king cookie | 9 |
| #1104 | kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #34 | knight cookie | 4 |
| #455 | leaflet | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #730 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #331 | lucky bottlecap | 4 |
| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #90 | mariachi toothpaste | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #404 | mulled cider | 2 |
| #910 | mummy costume | 2 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #189 | ocarina of space | 14 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #725 | oversized pizza cutter | 2 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #128 | panhandle panhandling hat | 12 |
| #68 | parasitic tentacles | 2 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #871 | patent leather shoes | 5 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1044 | penguin thesaurus | 4 |
| #862 | petrified wood | 2 |
| #549 | phonics down | 82 |
| #439 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 54 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #502 | pocketwatch on a chain | 6 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #121 | poodle skirt | 2 |
| #692 | poutine | 1 |
| #303 | powdered donut | 1 |
| #100 | powdered wig | 8 |
| #1005 | pumpkinhead mask | 2 |
| #95 | rave whistle | 118 |
| #408 | ridiculously huge sword | 26 |
| #22 | rook cookie | 7 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #112 | rusty piece of rebar | 4 |
| #414 | sand dollar | 2 |
| #733 | scroll of drastic healing | 41 |
| #245 | sewer nuggets | 98 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #30 | sharpened hubcap | 2 |
| #311 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #113 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #134 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #250 | sleazy bindle | 3 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #242 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 40 |
| #218 | slimy sweetbreads | 55 |
| #54 | snapdragon pistil | 19 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #859 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 42 |
| #491 | spooky bark | 22 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #900 | spooky sap | 2 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #689 | super-spiky hair gel | 57 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #961 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #1461 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1233 | tiny plastic goth giant | 6 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #353 | titanium assault umbrella | 26 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #727 | twitching claw | 7 |
| #1418 | unstable DNA | 19 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #30 | walrus ice cream | 11 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #25 | yellow matter custard | 7 |