Museum :: Ernie Maskelyne

Ernie Maskelyne

Rank	Item	Quantity
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#248	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#280	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#257	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#296	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#226	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#306	A. W. O. L. commendation	20
#206	Alewife™ Ale	4
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#18	BACON	48,906
#239	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	4
#100	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	8
#746	BGE merchandise order form	3
#111	BGE pocket calendar	6
#52	BGE shotglass	71
#308	BGE temporary tattoo	3
#175	BGE tiny plastic toy	6
#47	BRICKO brick	14,224
#20	BRICKO eye brick	4,697
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#4	BitterSweetTarts	9,973
🥉	Black Angus blackburger	11
#364	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#264	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
#289	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	3
#245	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#252	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#68	CRIMBCO lanyard	10
#917	CRIMBCO mug	10
#100	CRIMBCO scrip	3,730
#1127	CRIMBCO wine	5
#1223	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#23	CSA cheerfulness ration	730
#35	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	617
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#82	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	16
#92	Corpse Island iced tea	50
#82	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	56
#99	Crimbo candied pecan	293
#100	Crimbo fudge	331
#96	Crimbo peppermint bark	329
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#84	Crimbo salad	7
#175	Crimbojito	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#53	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	2
#62	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	2
#47	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	2
#121	Crimbot battery	11
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#2851	Crimbuck	5
#714	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	8
#235	Divine	2
#144	FDKOL commendation	5,306
#70	Fantasma en la Máquina	84
#76	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	2
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#319	Go-Wassail	57
#176	Gordon Bennett	2
#88	Hundred Headed IPA	1
#58	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	92
#29	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	235
#126	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	53
#134	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
#272	Mon Tiki	2
#134	Necbro wafers	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#102	New Zealand iced tea	139
#79	Orangemageddon wine cooler	1
#84	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	1
#100	Psychotic Train wine	6
#71	Radberry Rip wine cooler	1
#32	Ram's Face Lager	3,462
#75	Rompedores de Fantasmas	73
#80	Sangria de Menthe	1
#634	Schrödinger's thermos	12
#29	Source essence	106,718
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#149	Supernova Champagne	50
#50	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	450
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#398	The Art of Slapfighting	2
#108	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	11
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#74	Thriller Ice	1
#240	Typical Tavern swill	24
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#136	Wet Russian	1
#172	Workytime Tea	12
#194	Ye Olde Meade	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#12	a little sump'm sump'm	725
🥉	abstraction: action	1,648
#4	abstraction: category	1,596
🥈	abstraction: perception	1,600
🥉	abstraction: purpose	1,601
#4	abstraction: sensation	1,538
#4	abstraction: thought	1,086
#157	accidental cider	13
#130	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	11
#278	antique record album	10
#157	artisanal limoncello	3
#150	backwoods screwdriver	7
#32	bad vibroknife	1
#502	bag of bones	1
#318	bark rootbeer	3
#1427	bath ball gift set	1
#145	beertini	15
#430	bilge wine	21
#590	black & tan	1
#6	black brandy	11
#3058	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#422	bloody beer	20
#116	bloody mary	22
#180	boilermaker	2
#183	borrowed time	1
#14	bottle of Amontillado	316
#553	bottle of Blank-Out	10
#308	bottle of Definit	2
#149	bottle of Evermore	1
#307	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	2
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#216	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#19	bottle of Pinot Renoir	144
#338	bottle of bubbles	31
#145	bottle of cooking sherry	15
#62	bottle of drinkin' gas	2
#83	bottle of fruity "wine"	1
#163	bottle of popskull	16
#166	bottle of sake	6
#550	bottle of sewage schnapps	3
#373	bottle of tequila	63
#127	bottle of wine	3
#300	boxed champagne	2
#214	breaded beer	3
#19	calle de miel	156
#1102	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#99	can of Swiller	58
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#25	chakra malt	37
#108	chakra sludge	11
#28	chakra-mental wine	37
#54	choco-Crimbot	98
#662	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#365	colorful plastic ball	50
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#23	cop dollar	8,785
#68	corpse on the beach	61
#141	corpsebite	2
#86	corpsedriver	50
#108	corpsetini	43
#45	corrupted data	467
#316	cranberry schnapps	2
#224	cream stout	18
#22	crystal belt buckle	1
#279	cup of primitive beer	6
#139	day-old beer	1
#384	deluxe fax machine	1
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#93	dew yoana lei	1
#51	dew yoana salacious lei	2
#38	disassembled clover	3,994
#53	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	27
#36	disco horoscope (Aries)	36
#44	disco horoscope (Cancer)	32
#36	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	37
#34	disco horoscope (Gemini)	36
#46	disco horoscope (Leo)	32
#33	disco horoscope (Libra)	43
#35	disco horoscope (Pisces)	36
#39	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	36
#49	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	29
#49	disco horoscope (Taurus)	26
#39	disco horoscope (Virgo)	32
#62	discocktail	133
#582	distilled fortified wine	3
#8	drum machine	2,947
#266	dry martini	1
#22	ducha de oro	146
#54	dusty bottle of Marsala	399
#53	dusty bottle of Merlot	371
#49	dusty bottle of Muscat	408
#56	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	414
#59	dusty bottle of Port	379
#51	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	400
#729	eggnog	24
#119	electric snakebite	3
#1133	elven cellocello	18
#1273	elven moonshine	3
#69	expensive champagne	1
#1946	facsimile dictionary	1
🥈	festive warbear bank	1
#880	fine wine	1
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#37	flask of mining oil	204
#11	flat cider	11
#383	flute of flat champagne	15
#571	fossilized limb	9
#547	fossilized spike	5
#562	fossilized spine	1
#637	fossilized torso	3
#478	fossilized wing	5
#132	fruity girl swill	1
#105	fudge-shaped hole in space-time	2
#263	fudgecule	9,000
#46	fuzzbump	144
#20	ghost beer	39
#133	gibson	1
#275	gimlet	1
#130	gin and tonic	1
#201	glass of bourbon	1
#27	glass of herbal tequila	96
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#152	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
#41	green gummi ingot	796
#129	grog	18
#73	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	78
#22	hambrosier	37
#85	handful of numbers	4
#1396	heart of the volcano	2
#854	herringcello	22
#22	horizontal tango	128
#1396	irradiated candy cane	4
#1071	jawbruiser	3
#41	jingle bell	1
#201	kamicorpse-ee	1
🥉	killing jar	10,391
#146	knob mushroom wine	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#57	large tankard of ale	1
#106	legitimate business on the beach	41
#627	licorice garrote	4
#92	liquid shifting time weirdness	15
#230	lumbering jack	1
#57	lychee chuhai	2
#310	mandarina colada	1
#37	margarita	187
#144	marshmallow flambé	4
#57	martini	215
#90	melted Jell-o shot	55
#120	mimosette	1
#1340	motivational poster	1
#41	mulled berry wine	2
#3218	nanite-infested eggnog	1
#78	negative lump	1,977
#41	non-aged vinegar	88
#54	nugget of Crimbonium	112
#676	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#231	obnoxious riddle	2
#316	ocean motion	4
#1187	oozenog	4
#103	open sauce	22
#104	painting of a glass of wine	6
#68	papaya sling	30
#99	papaya slung	22
#1215	paperclip	1
#103	paperclip cape	1
#99	paperclip pants	1
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#91	paperclip turban	1
#101	paperclip-on tie	1
#58	perpendicular hula	54
#332	phish stick	3
#10	pink pony	2,782
#292	plastic cup of beer	2
#213	plum wine	1
🥉	potion of spiritual gunkifying	11
#251	prussian cathouse	2
#221	pumpkin beer	2
#70	quantum taco	556
#1078	really dense meat stack	4
#166	red ale	5
#44	red gummi ingot	794
#139	red-headed corpse	2
#108	red-hot boilermaker	1
#58	ridiculous belt	1
#147	ridiculous cocktail	11
#72	ridiculous earring	1
#136	ridiculous sandwich	11
#65	ridiculous sunglasses	1
#75	rocket fuel	5
#14	rockin' wagon	767
#27	roll in the hay	717
#111	rum and cola	24
#8	saffron antaravasaka	1
#6	saffron uttarasanga	1
#156	salinated mint julep	3
#333	salty dog	29
#107	salty slug	18
#259	sangria	2
#168	scotch on the rocks	1
#22	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	1,430
#16	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	3,623
#17	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	3,489
#12	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	3,704
#20	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	1,751
#11	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	3,650
#31	screwdriver	230
#89	sham champagne	5
#72	shining goblet	1
#233	shot of blackberry schnapps	1
#26	shot of mescal	96
#699	shot of orange schnapps	1
#747	shot of tomato schnapps	1
#19	slap and tickle	587
#430	slimy fermented bile bladder	4
#13	slip 'n' slide	734
#1272	slow jam collection	1
#163	slug of rum	3
#186	slug of shochu	2
#150	slug of vodka	3
#112	smoking grass	795
#139	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	126
#1678	solid gold bowling ball	5
#48	solid shifting time weirdness	2
#144	soyburger juice	1
#282	spiced rum	2
#3326	spooky eggnog	1
#1729	square CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#55	squirming egg sac	229
#124	stepmom's booze	1
#42	strawberry daiquiri	219
#335	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	121
#451	stuffed Cheshire bitten	88
#624	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	71
#437	stuffed Meat	106
#494	stuffed angry cow	86
#571	stuffed astral badger	80
#548	stuffed baby gravy fairy	83
#1245	stuffed cocoabo	39
#1747	stuffed doppelshifter	4
#552	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	80
#589	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	79
#2146	stuffed gray blob	3
#613	stuffed hand turkey	74
#179	stuffed key	256
#583	stuffed mind flayer	78
#350	stuffed mink	123
#360	stuffed monocle	121
#537	stuffed scary death orb	83
#1192	stuffed shoulder parrot	17
#522	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	85
#625	stuffed snowy owl	71
#620	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	74
#3043	stuffed spooky mushroom	1
#440	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	94
#297	stuffed teddy butler	140
#336	stuffed tin of caviar	126
#178	stuffed treasure chest	257
#681	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	69
#137	sturdy Crimbo crate	137
#36	tequila sunrise	166
#127	tequila sunset	1
#245	tequila with training wheels	3
#450	thermos full of Knob coffee	1
#104	thistle wine	56
#242	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	7
#380	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	2
#97	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	5
#380	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	2
#42	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	8
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#3987	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#158	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	25
#118	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	18
#171	tiny plastic Beebee King	13
#3176	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#94	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	10
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#158	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	24
#8188	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#111	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	17
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#4311	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4234	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#85	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#97	tiny plastic Father McGruber	33
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#121	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	31
#3908	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#781	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#116	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	9
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#167	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	24
#116	tiny plastic Queen Bee	17
#168	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	6
#122	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	29
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#130	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	15
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8209	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#218	tiny plastic angry space marine	20
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#3973	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#138	tiny plastic batbugbear	26
#132	tiny plastic bee swarm	29
#165	tiny plastic beebee gunners	24
#161	tiny plastic beebee queue	24
#139	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	28
#133	tiny plastic blazing bat	28
#8172	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#2794	tiny plastic blooper	2
#138	tiny plastic bugaboo	29
#194	tiny plastic buzzerker	21
#149	tiny plastic cavebugbear	26
#4874	tiny plastic cocoabo	3
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3935	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#147	tiny plastic fire servant	15
#8149	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8183	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8090	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#8055	tiny plastic grue	1
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8124	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#111	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	33
#6075	tiny plastic killer bee	2
#3891	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#3934	tiny plastic levitating potato	4
#163	tiny plastic moneybee	25
#8108	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#143	tiny plastic mumblebee	27
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#148	tiny plastic peacannon	14
#8098	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#188	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	12
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#6197	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#264	tiny plastic the Free Man	9
#3857	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4480	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#64	tomato daiquiri	23
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#658	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#21	twinkly nuggets	5,927
#240	unquiet spirits	1
#82	used beer	2
#121	vodka and cranberry	20
#75	vodka gibson	2
#40	vodka martini	201
#68	warbear accoutrements chunk	90
#78	warbear badge	2
#36	warbear battery	56
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#228	warbear empathy chip	2
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#203	warbear helm fragment	26
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#10	warbear liquid overcoat	126
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#422	warbear procedural hilarity drone	1
#231	warbear requisition box	12
#419	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
#431	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
#4	warbear snowblindness goggles	2
#30	warbear thermoregulator bread	21
#200	warbear trouser fragment	26
#135	warbear whosit	1,686
#50	water purification pills	506
#150	whiskey and cola	16
#29	whiskey in a broken glass	95
#119	whiskey sour	22
#159	white Canadian	25
#237	yellow brick road	3
#45	yellow gummi ingot	768
#149	zmobie	1

Wow, that's 295,166 items total!

what items are this player missing?