Ernie Maskelyne

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#409A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes2
#248A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#280A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#257A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#224A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#296A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#226A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#306A. W. O. L. commendation20
#206Alewife™ Ale4
#437Atomic Comic1
#18BACON48,906
#239BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt4
#100BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt8
#746BGE merchandise order form3
#111BGE pocket calendar6
#52BGE shotglass71
#308BGE temporary tattoo3
#175BGE tiny plastic toy6
#47BRICKO brick14,224
#20BRICKO eye brick4,697
#150Barulio's bottle1
#4BitterSweetTarts9,973
🥉Black Angus blackburger11
#364CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)3
#264CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)3
#289CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)3
#245CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)3
#252CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)3
#68CRIMBCO lanyard10
#917CRIMBCO mug10
#100CRIMBCO scrip3,730
#1127CRIMBCO wine5
#1223CRIMBCOIDS mints4
#786CRIMBCOLOAF5
#23CSA cheerfulness ration730
#35CSA scoutmaster's "water"617
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#82Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau16
#92Corpse Island iced tea50
#82Crimbo Candy Cookbook56
#99Crimbo candied pecan293
#100Crimbo fudge331
#96Crimbo peppermint bark329
#751Crimbo pie1
#84Crimbo salad7
#175Crimbojito1
#53Crimbomega drive chain1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#53Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision2
#62Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping2
#47Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency2
#121Crimbot battery11
#20Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs1
#13Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball1
#2851Crimbuck5
#714Dickory Farms Gift Basket8
#235Divine2
#144FDKOL commendation5,306
#70Fantasma en la Máquina84
#76Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy2
#82Fog Murderer1
#319Go-Wassail57
#176Gordon Bennett2
#88Hundred Headed IPA1
#58La Fantasma y La Oscuridad92
#29McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade235
#126McMillicancuddy's Special Lager53
#134Mini-Crimbot crate1
#272Mon Tiki2
#134Necbro wafers1
#287Neuromancer1
#102New Zealand iced tea139
#79Orangemageddon wine cooler1
#84Paint A Vulgar Pitcher1
#100Psychotic Train wine6
#71Radberry Rip wine cooler1
#32Ram's Face Lager3,462
#75Rompedores de Fantasmas73
#80Sangria de Menthe1
#634Schrödinger's thermos12
#29Source essence106,718
#154Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#149Supernova Champagne50
#50Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita450
#951Tales of a Kansas Toymaker1
#398The Art of Slapfighting2
#108The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones11
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#74Thriller Ice1
#240Typical Tavern swill24
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
🥇Uncle Crimbo's Sack1
#136Wet Russian1
#172Workytime Tea12
#194Ye Olde Meade1
#917Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#12a little sump'm sump'm725
🥉abstraction: action1,648
#4abstraction: category1,596
🥈abstraction: perception1,600
🥉abstraction: purpose1,601
#4abstraction: sensation1,538
#4abstraction: thought1,086
#157accidental cider13
#130antique 8-Bit Power magazine11
#278antique record album10
#157artisanal limoncello3
#150backwoods screwdriver7
#32bad vibroknife1
#502bag of bones1
#318bark rootbeer3
#1427bath ball gift set1
#145beertini15
#430bilge wine21
#590black & tan1
#6black brandy11
#3058blob-shaped Crimbo cookie3
#422bloody beer20
#116bloody mary22
#180boilermaker2
#183borrowed time1
#14bottle of Amontillado316
#553bottle of Blank-Out10
#308bottle of Definit2
#149bottle of Evermore1
#307bottle of Lieutenant Freeman2
#334bottle of Ooze-O1
#216bottle of Pete's Sake1
#19bottle of Pinot Renoir144
#338bottle of bubbles31
#145bottle of cooking sherry15
#62bottle of drinkin' gas2
#83bottle of fruity "wine"1
#163bottle of popskull16
#166bottle of sake6
#550bottle of sewage schnapps3
#373bottle of tequila63
#127bottle of wine3
#300boxed champagne2
#214breaded beer3
#19calle de miel156
#1102can of CRIMBCOLA4
#99can of Swiller58
#1749canteen of wine1
#25chakra malt37
#108chakra sludge11
#28chakra-mental wine37
#54choco-Crimbot98
#662circular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#365colorful plastic ball50
#200cool mushroom wine1
#23cop dollar8,785
#68corpse on the beach61
#141corpsebite2
#86corpsedriver50
#108corpsetini43
#45corrupted data467
#316cranberry schnapps2
#224cream stout18
#22crystal belt buckle1
#279cup of primitive beer6
#139day-old beer1
#384deluxe fax machine1
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#93dew yoana lei1
#51dew yoana salacious lei2
#38disassembled clover3,994
#53disco horoscope (Aquarius)27
#36disco horoscope (Aries)36
#44disco horoscope (Cancer)32
#36disco horoscope (Capricorn)37
#34disco horoscope (Gemini)36
#46disco horoscope (Leo)32
#33disco horoscope (Libra)43
#35disco horoscope (Pisces)36
#39disco horoscope (Sagittarius)36
#49disco horoscope (Scorpio)29
#49disco horoscope (Taurus)26
#39disco horoscope (Virgo)32
#62discocktail133
#582distilled fortified wine3
#8drum machine2,947
#266dry martini1
#22ducha de oro146
#54dusty bottle of Marsala399
#53dusty bottle of Merlot371
#49dusty bottle of Muscat408
#56dusty bottle of Pinot Noir414
#59dusty bottle of Port379
#51dusty bottle of Zinfandel400
#729eggnog24
#119electric snakebite3
#1133elven cellocello18
#1273elven moonshine3
#69expensive champagne1
#1946facsimile dictionary1
🥈festive warbear bank1
#880fine wine1
#321flaming mushroom wine1
#37flask of mining oil204
#11flat cider11
#383flute of flat champagne15
#571fossilized limb9
#547fossilized spike5
#562fossilized spine1
#637fossilized torso3
#478fossilized wing5
#132fruity girl swill1
#105fudge-shaped hole in space-time2
#263fudgecule9,000
#46fuzzbump144
#20ghost beer39
#133gibson1
#275gimlet1
#130gin and tonic1
#201glass of bourbon1
#27glass of herbal tequila96
#365gloomy mushroom wine1
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#41green gummi ingot796
#129grog18
#73haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis78
#22hambrosier37
#85handful of numbers4
#1396heart of the volcano2
#854herringcello22
#22horizontal tango128
#1396irradiated candy cane4
#1071jawbruiser3
#41jingle bell1
#201kamicorpse-ee1
🥉killing jar10,391
#146knob mushroom wine1
#156knoll mushroom wine1
#57large tankard of ale1
#106legitimate business on the beach41
#627licorice garrote4
#92liquid shifting time weirdness15
#230lumbering jack1
#57lychee chuhai2
#310mandarina colada1
#37margarita187
#144marshmallow flambé4
#57martini215
#90melted Jell-o shot55
#120mimosette1
#1340motivational poster1
#41mulled berry wine2
#3218nanite-infested eggnog1
#78negative lump1,977
#41non-aged vinegar88
#54nugget of Crimbonium112
#676nut-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#231obnoxious riddle2
#316ocean motion4
#1187oozenog4
#103open sauce22
#104painting of a glass of wine6
#68papaya sling30
#99papaya slung22
#1215paperclip1
#103paperclip cape1
#99paperclip pants1
#141paperclip sproinger1
#91paperclip turban1
#101paperclip-on tie1
#58perpendicular hula54
#332phish stick3
#10pink pony2,782
#292plastic cup of beer2
#213plum wine1
🥉potion of spiritual gunkifying11
#251prussian cathouse2
#221pumpkin beer2
#70quantum taco556
#1078really dense meat stack4
#166red ale5
#44red gummi ingot794
#139red-headed corpse2
#108red-hot boilermaker1
#58ridiculous belt1
#147ridiculous cocktail11
#72ridiculous earring1
#136ridiculous sandwich11
#65ridiculous sunglasses1
#75rocket fuel5
#14rockin' wagon767
#27roll in the hay717
#111rum and cola24
#8saffron antaravasaka1
#6saffron uttarasanga1
#156salinated mint julep3
#333salty dog29
#107salty slug18
#259sangria2
#168scotch on the rocks1
#22scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker1,430
#16scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker3,623
#17scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker3,489
#12scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker3,704
#20scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker1,751
#11scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker3,650
#31screwdriver230
#89sham champagne5
#72shining goblet1
#233shot of blackberry schnapps1
#26shot of mescal96
#699shot of orange schnapps1
#747shot of tomato schnapps1
#19slap and tickle587
#430slimy fermented bile bladder4
#13slip 'n' slide734
#1272slow jam collection1
#163slug of rum3
#186slug of shochu2
#150slug of vodka3
#112smoking grass795
#139snifter of thoroughly aged brandy126
#1678solid gold bowling ball5
#48solid shifting time weirdness2
#144soyburger juice1
#282spiced rum2
#3326spooky eggnog1
#1729square CRIMBCOOKIE1
#55squirming egg sac229
#124stepmom's booze1
#42strawberry daiquiri219
#335stuffed Baron von Ratsworth121
#451stuffed Cheshire bitten88
#624stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech71
#437stuffed Meat106
#494stuffed angry cow86
#571stuffed astral badger80
#548stuffed baby gravy fairy83
#1245stuffed cocoabo39
#1747stuffed doppelshifter4
#552stuffed flaming gravy fairy80
#589stuffed frozen gravy fairy79
#2146stuffed gray blob3
#613stuffed hand turkey74
#179stuffed key256
#583stuffed mind flayer78
#350stuffed mink123
#360stuffed monocle121
#537stuffed scary death orb83
#1192stuffed shoulder parrot17
#522stuffed sleazy gravy fairy85
#625stuffed snowy owl71
#620stuffed spooky gravy fairy74
#3043stuffed spooky mushroom1
#440stuffed stinky gravy fairy94
#297stuffed teddy butler140
#336stuffed tin of caviar126
#178stuffed treasure chest257
#681stuffed undead elbow macaroni69
#137sturdy Crimbo crate137
#36tequila sunrise166
#127tequila sunset1
#245tequila with training wheels3
#450thermos full of Knob coffee1
#104thistle wine56
#242tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory7
#380tiny die-cast Don Crimbo2
#97tiny die-cast Father Crimbo5
#380tiny die-cast Father Crimborg2
#42tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg8
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3987tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#158tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear25
#118tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type18
#171tiny plastic Beebee King13
#3176tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#94tiny plastic Bugbear Captain10
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#158tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter24
#8188tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#111tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel17
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4234tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#85tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#97tiny plastic Father McGruber33
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#173tiny plastic GORM-81
#121tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist31
#3908tiny plastic Hellion1
#781tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#169tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#116tiny plastic Lord Flameface9
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#167tiny plastic Norville Rogers24
#116tiny plastic Queen Bee17
#168tiny plastic Rene C. Corman6
#122tiny plastic Scott the Miner29
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#130tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer15
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4020tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8209tiny plastic angry goat1
#218tiny plastic angry space marine20
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#3973tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#138tiny plastic batbugbear26
#132tiny plastic bee swarm29
#165tiny plastic beebee gunners24
#161tiny plastic beebee queue24
#139tiny plastic black ops bugbear28
#133tiny plastic blazing bat28
#8172tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#2794tiny plastic blooper2
#138tiny plastic bugaboo29
#194tiny plastic buzzerker21
#149tiny plastic cavebugbear26
#4874tiny plastic cocoabo3
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3935tiny plastic demoninja1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#147tiny plastic fire servant15
#8149tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8183tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8090tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8055tiny plastic grue1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#8124tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#111tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear33
#6075tiny plastic killer bee2
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#3934tiny plastic levitating potato4
#163tiny plastic moneybee25
#8108tiny plastic mosquito1
#143tiny plastic mumblebee27
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#148tiny plastic peacannon14
#8098tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#188tiny plastic spiderbugbear12
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#6197tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton2
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#264tiny plastic the Free Man9
#3857tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4480tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#64tomato daiquiri23
#67toy Crimbot mega face1
#67toy Crimbot power glove1
#64toy Crimbot rocket legs1
#62toy Crimbot super fist1
#658triangular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#21twinkly nuggets5,927
#240unquiet spirits1
#82used beer2
#121vodka and cranberry20
#75vodka gibson2
#40vodka martini201
#68warbear accoutrements chunk90
#78warbear badge2
#36warbear battery56
#6warbear ceremonial party pants1
#228warbear empathy chip2
#8warbear feathered fedora1
#7warbear fleece-lined warscarf1
#203warbear helm fragment26
🥈warbear hoverbelt1
#179warbear jackhammer drill press1
#13warbear laser bowtie1
#10warbear liquid overcoat126
#215warbear officer requisition box1
#7warbear plasma bowtie1
#422warbear procedural hilarity drone1
#231warbear requisition box12
#419warbear robo-camouflage unit1
#431warbear sequential gaiety distribution system1
#4warbear snowblindness goggles2
#30warbear thermoregulator bread21
#200warbear trouser fragment26
#135warbear whosit1,686
#50water purification pills506
#150whiskey and cola16
#29whiskey in a broken glass95
#119whiskey sour22
#159white Canadian25
#237yellow brick road3
#45yellow gummi ingot768
#149zmobie1

Wow, that's 295,166 items total!

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