#409 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
#248 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
#280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
#257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
#224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
#296 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
#226 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
#306 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 20 |
#206 | Alewife™ Ale | 4 |
#437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
#18 | BACON | 48,906 |
#239 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 4 |
#100 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 8 |
#746 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
#111 | BGE pocket calendar | 6 |
#52 | BGE shotglass | 71 |
#308 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
#175 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 6 |
#47 | BRICKO brick | 14,224 |
#20 | BRICKO eye brick | 4,697 |
#150 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
#4 | BitterSweetTarts | 9,973 |
🥉 | Black Angus blackburger | 11 |
#364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
#264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
#289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
#245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
#252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
#68 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 10 |
#917 | CRIMBCO mug | 10 |
#100 | CRIMBCO scrip | 3,730 |
#1127 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
#1223 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
#786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
#23 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 730 |
#35 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 617 |
#287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
#82 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 16 |
#92 | Corpse Island iced tea | 50 |
#82 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 56 |
#99 | Crimbo candied pecan | 293 |
#100 | Crimbo fudge | 331 |
#96 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 329 |
#751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
#84 | Crimbo salad | 7 |
#175 | Crimbojito | 1 |
#53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#53 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 2 |
#62 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 2 |
#47 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 2 |
#121 | Crimbot battery | 11 |
#20 | Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs | 1 |
#13 | Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball | 1 |
#2851 | Crimbuck | 5 |
#714 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 8 |
#235 | Divine | 2 |
#144 | FDKOL commendation | 5,306 |
#70 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 84 |
#76 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 2 |
#82 | Fog Murderer | 1 |
#319 | Go-Wassail | 57 |
#176 | Gordon Bennett | 2 |
#88 | Hundred Headed IPA | 1 |
#58 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 92 |
#29 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 235 |
#126 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 53 |
#134 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
#272 | Mon Tiki | 2 |
#134 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
#287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
#102 | New Zealand iced tea | 139 |
#79 | Orangemageddon wine cooler | 1 |
#84 | Paint A Vulgar Pitcher | 1 |
#100 | Psychotic Train wine | 6 |
#71 | Radberry Rip wine cooler | 1 |
#32 | Ram's Face Lager | 3,462 |
#75 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 73 |
#80 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
#634 | Schrödinger's thermos | 12 |
#29 | Source essence | 106,718 |
#154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
#149 | Supernova Champagne | 50 |
#50 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 450 |
#951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
#398 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
#108 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 11 |
#967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#74 | Thriller Ice | 1 |
#240 | Typical Tavern swill | 24 |
#1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
#136 | Wet Russian | 1 |
#172 | Workytime Tea | 12 |
#194 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
#917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
#12 | a little sump'm sump'm | 725 |
🥉 | abstraction: action | 1,648 |
#4 | abstraction: category | 1,596 |
🥈 | abstraction: perception | 1,600 |
🥉 | abstraction: purpose | 1,601 |
#4 | abstraction: sensation | 1,538 |
#4 | abstraction: thought | 1,086 |
#157 | accidental cider | 13 |
#130 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 11 |
#278 | antique record album | 10 |
#157 | artisanal limoncello | 3 |
#150 | backwoods screwdriver | 7 |
#32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
#502 | bag of bones | 1 |
#318 | bark rootbeer | 3 |
#1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
#145 | beertini | 15 |
#430 | bilge wine | 21 |
#590 | black & tan | 1 |
#6 | black brandy | 11 |
#3058 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
#422 | bloody beer | 20 |
#116 | bloody mary | 22 |
#180 | boilermaker | 2 |
#183 | borrowed time | 1 |
#14 | bottle of Amontillado | 316 |
#553 | bottle of Blank-Out | 10 |
#308 | bottle of Definit | 2 |
#149 | bottle of Evermore | 1 |
#307 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 2 |
#334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
#216 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
#19 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 144 |
#338 | bottle of bubbles | 31 |
#145 | bottle of cooking sherry | 15 |
#62 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 2 |
#83 | bottle of fruity "wine" | 1 |
#163 | bottle of popskull | 16 |
#166 | bottle of sake | 6 |
#550 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 3 |
#373 | bottle of tequila | 63 |
#127 | bottle of wine | 3 |
#300 | boxed champagne | 2 |
#214 | breaded beer | 3 |
#19 | calle de miel | 156 |
#1102 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
#99 | can of Swiller | 58 |
#1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
#25 | chakra malt | 37 |
#108 | chakra sludge | 11 |
#28 | chakra-mental wine | 37 |
#54 | choco-Crimbot | 98 |
#662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
#365 | colorful plastic ball | 50 |
#200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
#23 | cop dollar | 8,785 |
#68 | corpse on the beach | 61 |
#141 | corpsebite | 2 |
#86 | corpsedriver | 50 |
#108 | corpsetini | 43 |
#45 | corrupted data | 467 |
#316 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
#224 | cream stout | 18 |
#22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
#279 | cup of primitive beer | 6 |
#139 | day-old beer | 1 |
#384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
#507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
#93 | dew yoana lei | 1 |
#51 | dew yoana salacious lei | 2 |
#38 | disassembled clover | 3,994 |
#53 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 27 |
#36 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 36 |
#44 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 32 |
#36 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 37 |
#34 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 36 |
#46 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 32 |
#33 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 43 |
#35 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 36 |
#39 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 36 |
#49 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 29 |
#49 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 26 |
#39 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 32 |
#62 | discocktail | 133 |
#582 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
#8 | drum machine | 2,947 |
#266 | dry martini | 1 |
#22 | ducha de oro | 146 |
#54 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 399 |
#53 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 371 |
#49 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 408 |
#56 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 414 |
#59 | dusty bottle of Port | 379 |
#51 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 400 |
#729 | eggnog | 24 |
#119 | electric snakebite | 3 |
#1133 | elven cellocello | 18 |
#1273 | elven moonshine | 3 |
#69 | expensive champagne | 1 |
#1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
#880 | fine wine | 1 |
#321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
#37 | flask of mining oil | 204 |
#11 | flat cider | 11 |
#383 | flute of flat champagne | 15 |
#571 | fossilized limb | 9 |
#547 | fossilized spike | 5 |
#562 | fossilized spine | 1 |
#637 | fossilized torso | 3 |
#478 | fossilized wing | 5 |
#132 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
#105 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 2 |
#263 | fudgecule | 9,000 |
#46 | fuzzbump | 144 |
#20 | ghost beer | 39 |
#133 | gibson | 1 |
#275 | gimlet | 1 |
#130 | gin and tonic | 1 |
#201 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
#27 | glass of herbal tequila | 96 |
#365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
#152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
#41 | green gummi ingot | 796 |
#129 | grog | 18 |
#73 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 78 |
#22 | hambrosier | 37 |
#85 | handful of numbers | 4 |
#1396 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
#854 | herringcello | 22 |
#22 | horizontal tango | 128 |
#1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
#1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
#41 | jingle bell | 1 |
#201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
🥉 | killing jar | 10,391 |
#146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
#156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
#57 | large tankard of ale | 1 |
#106 | legitimate business on the beach | 41 |
#627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
#92 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 15 |
#230 | lumbering jack | 1 |
#57 | lychee chuhai | 2 |
#310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
#37 | margarita | 187 |
#144 | marshmallow flambé | 4 |
#57 | martini | 215 |
#90 | melted Jell-o shot | 55 |
#120 | mimosette | 1 |
#1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
#41 | mulled berry wine | 2 |
#3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
#78 | negative lump | 1,977 |
#41 | non-aged vinegar | 88 |
#54 | nugget of Crimbonium | 112 |
#676 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
#231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
#316 | ocean motion | 4 |
#1187 | oozenog | 4 |
#103 | open sauce | 22 |
#104 | painting of a glass of wine | 6 |
#68 | papaya sling | 30 |
#99 | papaya slung | 22 |
#1215 | paperclip | 1 |
#103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
#99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
#141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
#91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
#101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
#58 | perpendicular hula | 54 |
#332 | phish stick | 3 |
#10 | pink pony | 2,782 |
#292 | plastic cup of beer | 2 |
#213 | plum wine | 1 |
🥉 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 11 |
#251 | prussian cathouse | 2 |
#221 | pumpkin beer | 2 |
#70 | quantum taco | 556 |
#1078 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
#166 | red ale | 5 |
#44 | red gummi ingot | 794 |
#139 | red-headed corpse | 2 |
#108 | red-hot boilermaker | 1 |
#58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
#147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
#72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
#136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
#65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
#75 | rocket fuel | 5 |
#14 | rockin' wagon | 767 |
#27 | roll in the hay | 717 |
#111 | rum and cola | 24 |
#8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
#6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
#156 | salinated mint julep | 3 |
#333 | salty dog | 29 |
#107 | salty slug | 18 |
#259 | sangria | 2 |
#168 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
#22 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 1,430 |
#16 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 3,623 |
#17 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 3,489 |
#12 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 3,704 |
#20 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1,751 |
#11 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 3,650 |
#31 | screwdriver | 230 |
#89 | sham champagne | 5 |
#72 | shining goblet | 1 |
#233 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
#26 | shot of mescal | 96 |
#699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
#747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
#19 | slap and tickle | 587 |
#430 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 4 |
#13 | slip 'n' slide | 734 |
#1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
#163 | slug of rum | 3 |
#186 | slug of shochu | 2 |
#150 | slug of vodka | 3 |
#112 | smoking grass | 795 |
#139 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 126 |
#1678 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
#48 | solid shifting time weirdness | 2 |
#144 | soyburger juice | 1 |
#282 | spiced rum | 2 |
#3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
#1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
#55 | squirming egg sac | 229 |
#124 | stepmom's booze | 1 |
#42 | strawberry daiquiri | 219 |
#335 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 121 |
#451 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 88 |
#624 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 71 |
#437 | stuffed Meat | 106 |
#494 | stuffed angry cow | 86 |
#571 | stuffed astral badger | 80 |
#548 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 83 |
#1245 | stuffed cocoabo | 39 |
#1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
#552 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 80 |
#589 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 79 |
#2146 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
#613 | stuffed hand turkey | 74 |
#179 | stuffed key | 256 |
#583 | stuffed mind flayer | 78 |
#350 | stuffed mink | 123 |
#360 | stuffed monocle | 121 |
#537 | stuffed scary death orb | 83 |
#1192 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 17 |
#522 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 85 |
#625 | stuffed snowy owl | 71 |
#620 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 74 |
#3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
#440 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 94 |
#297 | stuffed teddy butler | 140 |
#336 | stuffed tin of caviar | 126 |
#178 | stuffed treasure chest | 257 |
#681 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 69 |
#137 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 137 |
#36 | tequila sunrise | 166 |
#127 | tequila sunset | 1 |
#245 | tequila with training wheels | 3 |
#450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
#104 | thistle wine | 56 |
#242 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 7 |
#380 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
#97 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 5 |
#380 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
#42 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 8 |
#650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
#3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
#158 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 25 |
#118 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 18 |
#171 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 13 |
#3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
#384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
#267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
#94 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 10 |
#445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
#158 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 24 |
#8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
#221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
#111 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 17 |
#621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
#4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
#4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
#101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
#576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
#87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
#101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
#634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
#97 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 33 |
#284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
#173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
#121 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 31 |
#3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
#781 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
#169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
#3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
#116 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 9 |
#215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
#1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
#403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
#167 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 24 |
#116 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 17 |
#168 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 6 |
#122 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 29 |
#172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
#238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
#130 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 15 |
#303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
#4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
#8209 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
#218 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 20 |
#244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
#3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
#138 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 26 |
#132 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 29 |
#165 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 24 |
#161 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 24 |
#139 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 28 |
#133 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 28 |
#8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
#2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
#138 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 29 |
#194 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 21 |
#149 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 26 |
#4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
#265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
#3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
#1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
#427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
#147 | tiny plastic fire servant | 15 |
#8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
#8183 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
#8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
#8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
#427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
#8124 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
#111 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 33 |
#6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
#3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
#3934 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
#163 | tiny plastic moneybee | 25 |
#8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
#143 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 27 |
#1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
#3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
#148 | tiny plastic peacannon | 14 |
#8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
#188 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 12 |
#3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
#6197 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
#584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
#978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
#3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
#226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
#264 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 9 |
#3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
#314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
#4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
#192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
#178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
#64 | tomato daiquiri | 23 |
#67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
#67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
#64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
#62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
#658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
#21 | twinkly nuggets | 5,927 |
#240 | unquiet spirits | 1 |
#82 | used beer | 2 |
#121 | vodka and cranberry | 20 |
#75 | vodka gibson | 2 |
#40 | vodka martini | 201 |
#68 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 90 |
#78 | warbear badge | 2 |
#36 | warbear battery | 56 |
#6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
#228 | warbear empathy chip | 2 |
#8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
#7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
#203 | warbear helm fragment | 26 |
🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
#179 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
#13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
#10 | warbear liquid overcoat | 126 |
#215 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
#7 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
#422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
#231 | warbear requisition box | 12 |
#419 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
#431 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
#4 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 2 |
#30 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 21 |
#200 | warbear trouser fragment | 26 |
#135 | warbear whosit | 1,686 |
#50 | water purification pills | 506 |
#150 | whiskey and cola | 16 |
#29 | whiskey in a broken glass | 95 |
#119 | whiskey sour | 22 |
#159 | white Canadian | 25 |
#237 | yellow brick road | 3 |
#45 | yellow gummi ingot | 768 |
#149 | zmobie | 1 |