#651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
#247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
#257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
#224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
#297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
#227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
#624 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 6 |
#956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
#96 | BRAINS shorts | 14 |
#156 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 17 |
🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
#141 | Blood Light | 31 |
#195 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 10 |
#226 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 15 |
#1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
#1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
#1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
#529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
#465 | CRIMBCO mug | 25 |
#734 | CRIMBCO scrip | 170 |
#747 | CRIMBCO wine | 10 |
#791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
#1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
#287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
#402 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 13 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#1332 | Crimbuck | 307 |
#913 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
#325 | Ecto-Cooler | 3 |
#81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
#30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
#519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
#61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
#235 | Frosty's frosty mug | 7 |
#248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
#525 | Go-Wassail | 30 |
#57 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 96 |
#91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
#174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
#166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
#64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
#475 | Jack-in-the-box | 12 |
#723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
#495 | M-242 | 11 |
#437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
#86 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 28 |
#136 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 50 |
#97 | Nightstalker perfume | 30 |
#202 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 7 |
#245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
#187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
#694 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
#567 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 2 |
#376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
#808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
#582 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
#796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
#878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
#563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
#567 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 2 |
#706 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 2 |
#578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
#898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
#897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
#687 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
#546 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 3 |
#129 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 12 |
#83 | Silver Bullet beer | 26 |
#480 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 6 |
#601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
#287 | The Cooler Out of Space | 9 |
#493 | The Joy of Wassailing | 6 |
#72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
#85 | The Necbronomicon | 3 |
#61 | Time Juice | 8 |
#64 | Tome of Clip Art | 2 |
#239 | Typical Tavern swill | 24 |
#488 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 22 |
#309 | Valentine | 100 |
#776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
#917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
#1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
#928 | antique record album | 1 |
#73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
#72 | bark beret | 1 |
#70 | bark boxers | 1 |
#91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
#806 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
#312 | bindlestocking | 9 |
#19 | bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
#179 | bite-me-red lipstick | 116 |
#517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
#76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
#36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
#301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
#828 | bone chips | 4 |
#52 | bone crusher | 1 |
#277 | bone meal | 1 |
#76 | bone spurs | 1 |
#61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
#63 | bonedanna | 1 |
#53 | bonerang | 1 |
#58 | boning knife | 1 |
#82 | bottle of Blank-Out | 193 |
#58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
#412 | bottle of bubbles | 21 |
#409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
#454 | bottle of goofballs | 56 |
#438 | bow | 1 |
#83 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 31 |
#6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
#37 | bronze handcuffs | 2 |
#296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
#737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
#4785 | candy cane | 1 |
#701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
#1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
#3110 | candy stake | 2 |
#804 | cement sandals | 1 |
#14 | chainsaw chain | 56 |
#474 | chaos butterfly | 313 |
#1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
#68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
#1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
#43 | cursed scrunchie | 25 |
#179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
#385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
#515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
#4 | dingy dinghy | 1 |
#465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
#35 | drum of pomade | 31 |
#4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
#1547 | elven cellocello | 12 |
#1619 | elven suicide capsule | 9 |
#44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
#197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
#58 | essential soy | 2 |
#304 | extra-greasy slider | 7 |
#222 | extra-see-thru nightie | 2 |
#136 | extremely skinny jeans | 7 |
#176 | facsimile dictionary | 59 |
#525 | festive sausage | 4 |
#39 | fire axe | 1 |
#81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
#608 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
#142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
#20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
#88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
#290 | frigid fudgepuck | 11 |
#375 | frozen banquet | 5 |
#378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
#197 | fudge cube | 1 |
#841 | fudge lily | 1 |
#258 | fudge spork | 1 |
#258 | fudgecule | 9,001 |
#176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
#217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
#18 | funhouse mirror | 57 |
#247 | ghost protocol | 2 |
#10 | ghost trap | 174 |
#228 | ghostly body paint | 22 |
#196 | giant discarded bottlecap | 25 |
#529 | giant discarded plastic fork | 19 |
#179 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 24 |
#427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
#3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
#3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
#70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
#165 | guy made of bee pollen | 19 |
#637 | handful of confetti | 64 |
🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
#1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
#1295 | herringcello | 14 |
#556 | holiday cheese log | 3 |
#152 | hot daub | 1 |
#18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
#16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
#135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
#281 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 7 |
#614 | jerky coins | 25 |
#41 | jingle bell | 1 |
#116 | lunar isotope | 501 |
#392 | molten brick | 5 |
#143 | necrotizing body spray | 64 |
🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
#577 | pack of pogs | 26 |
#1215 | paperclip | 1 |
#105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
#100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
#141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
#92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
#102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
#1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
#498 | petrified time | 1 |
#330 | phish stick | 3 |
#71 | pixel orb | 1 |
#387 | pog #01 (spider) | 2 |
#255 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 4 |
#373 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 2 |
#205 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 5 |
#320 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 3 |
#322 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 3 |
#322 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 3 |
#256 | pog #08 (hellion) | 4 |
#266 | pog #09 (pirate) | 4 |
#405 | pog #10 (hobo) | 2 |
#377 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 2 |
#44 | portable photocopier | 119 |
#37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
#44 | pottery club | 1 |
#51 | pottery hat | 1 |
#41 | pottery shield | 1 |
#42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
#63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
#189 | press-on ribs | 45 |
🥈 | quantum egg | 1 |
#35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
#25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
#28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
#58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
#146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
#72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
#136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
#65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
#304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
#422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
#28 | silver keg | 2 |
#46 | silver shotgun shell | 11 |
#434 | sleeping stocking | 6 |
🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
#707 | slow jam collection | 5 |
#86 | smoking grass | 974 |
#107 | smoldering box | 1 |
#101 | snake | 102 |
🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
#10 | snow hat | 1 |
🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
#412 | solid gold bowling ball | 45 |
#126 | sorority brain | 12 |
#41 | soul coin | 1 |
#182 | soul doorbell | 1 |
#31 | soul knife | 1 |
#35 | soul mask | 1 |
🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
#546 | sparkler | 10 |
🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
#591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
#484 | squirming egg sac | 17 |
#2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
#229 | stainless steel slacks | 12 |
#1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
#9 | superduperball | 23 |
#325 | superheated fudge | 11 |
#205 | throwing bone | 5 |
#220 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 5 |
#649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
#1257 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
#668 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 6 |
#1278 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 6 |
#2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
#1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
#1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
#1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
#383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
#265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
#1782 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
#1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
#42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
#1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
#791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
#444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
#1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
#547 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 29 |
#220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
#1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
#620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
#484 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 20 |
#564 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 17 |
#486 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 7 |
#577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
#632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
#79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
#85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
#941 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 3 |
#2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
#281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
#1466 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
#935 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 8 |
#1078 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 7 |
#681 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 6 |
#3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
#834 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 9 |
#49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
#433 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 10 |
#643 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 11 |
#646 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 11 |
#825 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 9 |
#2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
#774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
#84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
#214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
#401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
#18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
#735 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 5 |
#1445 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
#1765 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
#1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
#764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
#1115 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
#50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
#1213 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
#2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
#49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
#2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
#911 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
#1069 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 7 |
#591 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 6 |
#236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
#1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
#2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
#301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
#849 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 6 |
#946 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 8 |
#709 | tiny plastic angry goat | 24 |
#864 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 4 |
#928 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 8 |
#243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
#1069 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 7 |
#1440 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
#998 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 18 |
#589 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 28 |
#537 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 8 |
#915 | tiny plastic beanbat | 8 |
#1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
#832 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 4 |
#1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
#800 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 6 |
#849 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 4 |
#950 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 3 |
#826 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 21 |
#2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
#3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
#1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
#841 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 4 |
#764 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 5 |
#744 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 5 |
#868 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 20 |
#683 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 24 |
#263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
#1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
#1485 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 5 |
#2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
#608 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 8 |
#952 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 8 |
#425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
#1057 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 7 |
#2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
#1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
#1481 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
#1711 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
#880 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 20 |
#1197 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 15 |
#982 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 18 |
#2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
#1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
#818 | tiny plastic grue | 21 |
#1421 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
#844 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
#426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
#906 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 20 |
#1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
#666 | tiny plastic killer bee | 25 |
#806 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 9 |
#564 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 29 |
#937 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 19 |
#1236 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
#600 | tiny plastic moneybee | 7 |
#732 | tiny plastic mosquito | 23 |
#1102 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 2 |
#866 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 9 |
#1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
#1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
#66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
#646 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 26 |
#827 | tiny plastic sauceror | 6 |
#1462 | tiny plastic scary clown | 5 |
#695 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 7 |
#636 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 11 |
#1241 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
#853 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
#1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
#603 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 27 |
#749 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 10 |
#556 | tiny plastic stab bat | 30 |
#695 | tiny plastic star starfish | 24 |
#585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
#367 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 25 |
#2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
#224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
#1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
#1723 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
#312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
#1082 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
#1479 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
#651 | tiny plastic warwelf | 11 |
#2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
#2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
#1046 | toast | 570 |
#1011 | tofurkey gravy | 8 |
#1006 | tofurkey leg | 8 |
#321 | towel | 34 |
#660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
#226 | voodoo snuff | 7 |
#471 | water wings | 1 |
#39 | whisker pencil | 135 |
#408 | wind-up meatcar | 26 |