| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #491 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 10 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #469 | BGE merchandise order form | 8 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1313 | CRIMBCO scrip | 20 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #26 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 80 |
| #81 | Crimbo Credit | 175 |
| #53 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 84 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #39 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 100 |
| #5 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 232 |
| #110 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #28 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 393 |
| #12 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 6 |
| #156 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 38 |
| #25 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 45 |
| #1115 | Crimbuck | 493 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #119 | Elf Guard MPC | 2,446 |
| #57 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 9 |
| #34 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 5 |
| #9 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 59 |
| #85 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #4 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 321 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #956 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #21 | Green Clover of Justice | 50 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #74 | Mysterious Black Box | 34 |
| #86 | Mysterious Blue Box | 25 |
| #97 | Mysterious Green Box | 18 |
| #79 | Mysterious Red Box | 29 |
| #7 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 101 |
| #2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #195 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 5 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #78 | Red Balloon of Valor | 3 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #287 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 13 |
| #67 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #508 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #137 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #73 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 13 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #248 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 6 |
| #68 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 11 |
| #115 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 7 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #40 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 8 |
| #1165 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #56 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 12 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1207 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #320 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #924 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 3 |
| #268 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #178 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #238 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 4 |
| #228 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #98 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 13 |
| #1043 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #23 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 18 |
| #61 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 2 |
| #805 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #525 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 5 |
| #94 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 9 |
| #1954 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #78 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 2 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #26 | Trainbot harness | 3 |
| #11 | Trainbot luggage hook | 11 |
| #19 | Trainbot radar monocle | 5 |
| #626 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #25 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #117 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #888 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #898 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #213 | antique machete | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #145 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #931 | antique record album | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #587 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #443 | bag of bones | 2 |
| 🥇 | battered hubcap | 16,010 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| 🥈 | cannonbomb | 129 |
| #206 | chakra sludge | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #88 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 15 |
| #302 | donated booze | 23 |
| #258 | donated candy | 30 |
| #229 | donated food | 41 |
| #21 | dull ninja crampons | 107 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #2229 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| 🥇 | floorboard cruft | 23,000 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #17 | frayed ninja rope | 116 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #93 | gooified animal matter | 35 |
| #92 | gooified mineral matter | 28 |
| #104 | gooified vegetable matter | 25 |
| #65 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #68 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #393 | hideous egg | 6 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #21 | loose ninja carabiner | 105 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #230 | negative lump | 91 |
| #24 | nugget of Crimbonium | 378 |
| #68 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #48 | residual chitin paste | 1 |
| #2415 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #27 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #134 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 7 |
| #49 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 97 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #5 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 169 |
| #7 | white arm towel | 4 |