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#970tattered paper crown1
#774tattered scrap of paper1
#1189ten-leaf clover1
#603tenderizing hammer1
#260teqiwila slammer1
#610tequila grenade1
#438tequila sunrise1
#341terrible poem1
#1620thin black candle1
#999tiny bottle of absinthe1
#1700tiny house1
#625tiny ninja sword1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4020tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#488tip jar1
#891tires1
#1051titanium assault umbrella1
#3157toast1
#545tofu casserole1
#1136tomato1
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#239tonic water1
#1841towel1
#1384toy train1
#618tropical orchid1
#498true grit1
#576tube of dread wax1
#1791turtle totem1
#1077twinkly wad1
#119two-handed depthsword1
#679uncooked chorizo1
#177unfortunate dumplings1
#693unidentified jerky1
#609unrefined Mountain Stream syrup1
#2411valuable trinket1
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#1043viking helmet1
#648vinegar-soaked lemon slice1
#258vodka stratocaster1
#896vorpal blade1
#1099wad of dough1
#696wad of tofu1
#687walrus-tusk earring1
#586wang1
#511war tongs1
#939water pipe bomb1
#220whip kit1
#903white balloon1
#1159white candy heart1
#871white chocolate and tomato pizza1
#740white chocolate chip cookies1
#959white chocolate chips1
#586white collar1
#1104white lightning1
#802white picket fence1
#810white satin pants1
#582white satin shield1
#1059white snake skin1
#854white sword1
#512wicker shield1
#2053wind-up chattering teeth1
#815windchimes1
#567witty rapier1
#1245wolf mask1
#428wonderwall shield1
#811wooden stakes1
#596wool hat1
#554worn tophat1
#1157wrench bracelet1
#80yakskin kilt1
#228ye olde golde frontes1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#1736yeti fur1
#201yummy death watch beetle1

Wow, that's 1,003 items total!

what items are this player missing?