| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #93 | Arrrmetia trading card | 2 |
| #432 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 4 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #88 | Chori Zo trading card | 2 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #345 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #324 | Summer Nights | 4 |
| #207 | Tales from the Fireside | 5 |
| #252 | The Art of Slapfighting | 4 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #279 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 5 |
| #288 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #342 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #207 | antique pair of blue jeans | 4 |
| #536 | antique record album | 4 |
| #217 | antique souvenir drawing | 4 |
| #127 | battered Crimbo Crate | 121 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #659 | black striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #530 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #704 | doll house | 6 |
| #771 | dollhive | 8 |
| #206 | dusty Crimbo crate | 45 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #21 | fossilized baboon skull | 24 |
| #18 | fossilized bat skull | 30 |
| #112 | fossilized demon skull | 5 |
| #61 | fossilized limb | 178 |
| #30 | fossilized serpent skull | 22 |
| #96 | fossilized spider skull | 6 |
| #91 | fossilized spike | 53 |
| #29 | fossilized spine | 62 |
| #38 | fossilized torso | 153 |
| #28 | fossilized wing | 130 |
| #32 | fossilized wyrm skull | 27 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #972 | hobo nickel | 42 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #254 | lavender striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #589 | mushroom fermenting solution | 12 |
| #450 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #248 | off-white striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 9 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #445 | pulsing flesh | 8 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #255 | rigid carapace | 14 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #10 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #334 | stick of "gum" | 6 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #2151 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 10 |
| #3461 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 12 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #2523 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 19 |
| #2004 | stuffed Meat | 12 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3370 | stuffed angry cow | 13 |
| #2541 | stuffed astral badger | 19 |
| #2950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #2959 | stuffed cocoabo | 15 |
| #916 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 6 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2589 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 19 |
| #3598 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1951 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
| #2788 | stuffed hand turkey | 17 |
| #1288 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #3032 | stuffed mind flayer | 15 |
| #1800 | stuffed mink | 16 |
| #2469 | stuffed monocle | 6 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #3080 | stuffed scary death orb | 15 |
| #2675 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2582 | stuffed snowy owl | 18 |
| #2090 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 24 |
| #3997 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2385 | stuffed teddy butler | 7 |
| #2232 | stuffed tin of caviar | 9 |
| #2043 | stuffed treasure chest | 7 |
| #3049 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #329 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 50 |
| #34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2028 | tiny plastic angry goat | 9 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 9 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #2870 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #102 | unearthed potsherd | 42 |
| #1200 | unstable DNA | 28 |
| #167 | volcanic ash | 42 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #406 | wumpus hair | 2 |
| #631 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |