| #407 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #463 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #932 | battered Crimbo Crate | 7 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #888 | canteen of wine | 22 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #126 | colorful plastic ball | 548 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #783 | delicious salad | 36 |
| #889 | doll house | 4 |
| #669 | dollhive | 10 |
| #1051 | dusty Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #1337 | elven cellocello | 15 |
| #946 | elven suicide capsule | 20 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #410 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 9 |
| #840 | gray bow tie | 6 |
| #566 | herringcello | 28 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #825 | knuckle sandwich | 19 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #30 | panicked kernel | 2 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #414 | passable elf mask | 10 |
| #959 | patent leather shoes | 4 |
| #1222 | penguin focaccia bread | 15 |
| #823 | penguin thesaurus | 7 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1065 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #835 | poison pen | 2 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #1104 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #595 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #767 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 16 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #927 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1445 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #1608 | unstable DNA | 13 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |