| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #209 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #201 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #917 | CRIMBCO mug | 10 |
| #1196 | CRIMBCO scrip | 30 |
| #377 | CRIMBCO wine | 20 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #176 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #215 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #9 | Covers-Your-Head | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2949 | Crimbuck | 4 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #5 | Drunkula's silky pants | 4 |
| #8 | Drunkula's wineglass | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #73 | Freddy Kruegerand | 208 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #144 | FunFunds™ | 3 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #15 | Great Wolf's headband | 2 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's left paw | 3 |
| #24 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #208 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #7 | HOA regulation book | 1 |
| #197 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #66 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #281 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 61 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #47 | LOV Elephant | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #2324 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #15 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 2 |
| #5 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 3 |
| #28 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #752 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #919 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #953 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #94 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #873 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #464 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #194 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #68 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #65 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #82 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #28 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #7 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 2 |
| #25 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #6 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 3 |
| #916 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #100 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 7 |
| #19 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth cowl | 1 |
| #13 | Xiblaxian stealth trousers | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth vest | 1 |
| #1150 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #137 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #4726 | badass belt | 6 |
| 🥇 | bejazzled eyepatch | 1 |
| #40 | blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #3679 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #6260 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #2709 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #471 | crystalline cheer | 9 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #104 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #171 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #4 | dreadful sweater | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #233 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #4235 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #9 | festive sausage | 132 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #794 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #804 | green clay bead | 4 |
| #3142 | grue egg | 5 |
| #132 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #149 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #142 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #649 | hobo nickel | 252 |
| #5 | holiday cheese log | 129 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #668 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #613 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #650 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #654 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #648 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #608 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #92 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #7 | nicksilver ring | 1 |
| #1850 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #307 | ornate picture frame | 3 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #8 | quicksilver ring | 1 |
| #798 | red class ring | 5 |
| #1708 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #8 | sicksilver ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #68 | skull capacitor | 1 |
| #7 | slicksilver ring | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pocket square | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet socks | 1 |
| #9 | space beast fur hat | 2 |
| #8 | space beast fur pants | 2 |
| #8 | space beast fur whip | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2571 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #1518 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 33 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1461 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 35 |
| #1829 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #2528 | stuffed angry cow | 19 |
| #1363 | stuffed astral badger | 38 |
| #1766 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 30 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #1839 | stuffed cocoabo | 27 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #1050 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 48 |
| #1682 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 31 |
| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1926 | stuffed hand turkey | 27 |
| #1926 | stuffed mind flayer | 27 |
| #942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
| #206 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1683 | stuffed scary death orb | 31 |
| #4804 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #1790 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 29 |
| #1385 | stuffed snowy owl | 36 |
| #1668 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 31 |
| #1459 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #1926 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 26 |
| #2142 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 24 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #14 | tiny plastic "Santa Claus" | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Colonel Brando | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud | 1 |
| #13 | tiny plastic St. Patrick | 1 |
| #18 | topeé | 2 |
| #24 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #857 | white class ring | 3 |
| #12 | wicksilver ring | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| 🥉 | zombie accordion | 3 |
| #21 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #9 | zombie mariachi pants | 2 |