| #281 | "DRINK ME" potion | 64 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1456 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #788 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #827 | BGE shotglass | 10 |
| #842 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #715 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 8 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #99 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #290 | El Vibrato power sphere | 3 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #86 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #679 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #164 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #34 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #63 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1031 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #506 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 9 |
| #1600 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1454 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #163 | baconstone | 43 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #1035 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #288 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #752 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #105 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #3981 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #2172 | brick | 3 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #144 | charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #740 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #225 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #110 | effluvious emerald | 15 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #6 | evil flaming eyeball pendant | 1 |
| #143 | extra-fancy ring setting | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #86 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #82 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #106 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #65 | floaty inverse geode | 3 |
| #27 | floaty rock | 3 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #196 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #100 | glacial sapphire | 10 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #20 | glowing El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #145 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #219 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #395 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
| #633 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #103 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #219 | hamethyst | 34 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #129 | heavy necklace chain | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #17 | humming El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #60 | ingot of seal-iron | 6 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #39 | lump of diamond | 160 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #729 | mood ring | 1 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #42 | overcharged El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #401 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #248 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #302 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #311 | pork elf goodies sack | 23 |
| #180 | porquoise | 37 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #118 | precious piercing post | 1 |
| #66 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #377 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #65 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 12 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #368 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #353 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #173 | ring setting | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #147 | roll of Hob-Os | 5 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #78 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #319 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #78 | scintillating powder | 2 |
| #477 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #411 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #264 | shiny tribal beads | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #723 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #82 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #83 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #101 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #19 | sparking El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #127 | steamy ruby | 12 |
| #259 | stone of eXtreme power | 44 |
| #93 | strawberyl | 68 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #177 | sweet rims | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #73 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #46 | tawdry amethyst | 39 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #37 | towel | 199 |
| #33 | unearthly onyx | 65 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #13 | warm El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #439 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |