| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
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| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #675 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #386 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 3 |
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| #408 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 2 |
| #463 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1079 | Crimbuck | 530 |
| #2652 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
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| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1419 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 6 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1781 | Yummy Tummy bean | 55 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1151 | abominable snowcone | 3 |
| #663 | acid-squirting flower | 3 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
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| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #488 | awful poetry journal | 177 |
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| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #311 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #218 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
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| #787 | beertini | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #774 | big red clown nose | 3 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
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| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
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| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #593 | can of maces | 1 |
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| #3286 | candy cane | 4 |
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| #495 | carob chunk noodles | 2 |
| #169 | catsup | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #1061 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #664 | cherry | 1 |
| #384 | chorizo brownies | 4 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
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| #1279 | coconut shell | 1 |
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| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
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| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #515 | daisy | 3 |
| #891 | dead guy's watch | 3 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1717 | disco mask | 1 |
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| #398 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 2 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #3638 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
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| #136 | fancy schmancy cheese sauce | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #791 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
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| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
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| #949 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #80 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #3471 | grue egg | 4 |
| #436 | guano coffee cup | 2 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #258 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #154 | icy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1178 | ion grid | 6 |
| #691 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 3 |
| #1193 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #184 | ketchup | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1425 | kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
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| #402 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 17 |
| #719 | little paper umbrella | 24 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1219 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #834 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #1132 | mariachi pants | 2 |
| #1069 | marzipan skull | 3 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #145 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1315 | pail | 3 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #1564 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #547 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 11 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #163 | pixel hat | 2 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #428 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #499 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #848 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #694 | poutine | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #820 | quantum polarity inducer | 2 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #232 | red plastic oyster egg | 18 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1450 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #854 | salty dog | 1 |
| #407 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #412 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #829 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #942 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #919 | star chart | 1 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1281 | stolen accordion | 6 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4801 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #728 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1227 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 6 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1245 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #1453 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1726 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2217 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1229 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #3988 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #845 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #1460 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #4837 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #2175 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1078 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 7 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #3366 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1725 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #2887 | toast | 6 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #464 | top | 10 |
| #415 | tortoise's blessing | 4 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #232 | turtle pheromones | 17 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1426 | valuable trinket | 21 |
| #890 | viking helmet | 2 |
| #465 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #780 | wheel | 4 |
| #538 | white balloon | 3 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #640 | white satin pants | 2 |
| #689 | white sword | 2 |
| #386 | wolf mask | 53 |
| #191 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |