| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #386 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 3 |
| #381 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 3 |
| #407 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 2 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1079 | Crimbuck | 530 |
| #2647 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #253 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1418 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 6 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #211 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1784 | Yummy Tummy bean | 55 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1151 | abominable snowcone | 3 |
| #663 | acid-squirting flower | 3 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #488 | awful poetry journal | 177 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
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| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #217 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #171 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #773 | big red clown nose | 3 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #1029 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
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| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
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| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #493 | carob chunk noodles | 2 |
| #169 | catsup | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #251 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #383 | chorizo brownies | 4 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #980 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 9 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #663 | computronic processing unit | 3 |
| #198 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #515 | daisy | 3 |
| #889 | dead guy's watch | 3 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1057 | disturbing fanfic | 28 |
| #397 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 2 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #3640 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #136 | fancy schmancy cheese sauce | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #461 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1019 | giant needle | 4 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
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| #948 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #79 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #436 | guano coffee cup | 2 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #256 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #151 | icy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1178 | ion grid | 6 |
| #692 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 3 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #184 | ketchup | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1424 | kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
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| #401 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 17 |
| #713 | little paper umbrella | 24 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #478 | margarita | 1 |
| #1130 | mariachi pants | 2 |
| #1071 | marzipan skull | 3 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1312 | pail | 3 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #547 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 11 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #162 | pixel hat | 2 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #430 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #845 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #692 | poutine | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #821 | quantum polarity inducer | 2 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #232 | red plastic oyster egg | 18 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1451 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #407 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #411 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #830 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| #2570 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1277 | stolen accordion | 6 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #730 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 6 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1228 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #844 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1073 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 7 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #2880 | toast | 6 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #463 | top | 10 |
| #415 | tortoise's blessing | 4 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #234 | turtle pheromones | 17 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1426 | valuable trinket | 21 |
| #889 | viking helmet | 2 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #780 | wheel | 4 |
| #537 | white balloon | 3 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #639 | white satin pants | 2 |
| #691 | white sword | 2 |
| #385 | wolf mask | 53 |
| #190 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |