| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #51 | Amulet of Yendor | 349 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #590 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #18 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1,896 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #571 | Chroner | 1 |
| #349 | D roll | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #286 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
| #602 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #455 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #356 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #352 | New Zealand iced tea | 2 |
| #398 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #538 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #861 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 5 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #80 | bag of airline peanuts | 266 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #109 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #1262 | barrrnacle | 6 |
| #254 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #585 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #225 | black candy heart | 53 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #94 | brick | 341 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #289 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #1089 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #55 | clown hammer | 365 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #34 | cymbal syrup | 386 |
| #54 | defective skull | 364 |
| #152 | delicious salad | 293 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #16 | drippy plum(?) | 1 |
| #367 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #132 | dubious peppermint | 1 |
| #1589 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #1136 | elven socks | 2 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #69 | encoder ring | 241 |
| #69 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 343 |
| #314 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #63 | fake fake vomit | 390 |
| #471 | fake hand | 60 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1162 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #282 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #103 | fuzzy dice | 24 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #494 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #454 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #16 | iron chain | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #170 | jazz soap | 160 |
| #54 | joybuzzer | 364 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #108 | mafia filofax | 1 |
| #47 | mafia organizer badge | 1 |
| #80 | mafia pinky ring | 1 |
| #77 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| #78 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 259 |
| #145 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 2 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #41 | mood ring | 342 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #107 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #40 | mysterious present | 19 |
| #51 | mystery lollipop | 1 |
| #520 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #167 | peppermint eel sauce | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #52 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 378 |
| #58 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 336 |
| #19 | pine cone | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #92 | portable dam | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #532 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #114 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #32 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 11 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #65 | rubber emo roe | 355 |
| #681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #78 | shadow bread | 1 |
| #56 | shadow brick | 1 |
| #69 | shadow flame | 1 |
| #68 | shadow fluid | 1 |
| #59 | shadow glass | 1 |
| #56 | shadow ice | 1 |
| #66 | shadow nectar | 1 |
| #72 | shadow sausage | 1 |
| #60 | shadow sinew | 1 |
| #73 | shadow skin | 1 |
| #57 | shadow stick | 1 |
| #65 | shadow venom | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #70 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 6 |
| #848 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #201 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 1 |
| #371 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #180 | thick walrus blubber | 1 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #954 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #486 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #97 | whoopie cushion | 230 |
| #93 | wind-up chattering teeth | 250 |
| #71 | x-ray specs | 290 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #63 | yellow snowcone | 370 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1201 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |