| #84 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #868 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 8 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #51 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #57 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #93 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #740 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #262 | crappy brain | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #267 | decent brain | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #902 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #767 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #337 | good brain | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #184 | hyperinflated seal lung | 1 |
| #164 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #74 | infernal toilet brush | 1 |
| #148 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #66 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #62 | mannequin leg | 1 |
| #94 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #663 | old sweatpants | 92 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
| #158 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #27 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #17 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #16 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #12 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
| #88 | powdered sealbone | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #144 | rat carcass | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #159 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| #156 | seal lube | 1 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #234 | seal-brain elixir | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #297 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #194 | sealhide snare | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #82 | shadowy seal eye | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #758 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #168 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #36 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #748 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #110 | torquoise | 1 |
| #38 | torquoise ring | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #33 | tortoboggan shield | 1 |
| #31 | traffic jam toast | 5 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #47 | turtle wax greaves | 1 |
| #57 | turtle wax helmet | 1 |
| #85 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #438 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |