| #86 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1351 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #870 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 8 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1167 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #726 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1406 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1805 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1950 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1150 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #743 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #502 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #266 | crappy brain | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #364 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #269 | decent brain | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #906 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #148 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #770 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #641 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #304 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #1033 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #339 | good brain | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #184 | hyperinflated seal lung | 1 |
| #163 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #74 | infernal toilet brush | 1 |
| #150 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #67 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #62 | mannequin leg | 1 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #668 | old sweatpants | 92 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
| #160 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #27 | plush alielf | 1 |
| #17 | plush dogcat | 1 |
| #16 | plush ferrelf | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #12 | plush mutated alielf | 1 |
| #88 | powdered sealbone | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #145 | rat carcass | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #151 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #160 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| #156 | seal lube | 1 |
| #477 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #234 | seal-brain elixir | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #301 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #196 | sealhide snare | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #180 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #82 | shadowy seal eye | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #758 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #167 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #420 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #36 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1003 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #953 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3953 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #7049 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7678 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6999 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #167 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #749 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #111 | torquoise | 1 |
| #37 | torquoise ring | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #33 | tortoboggan shield | 1 |
| #31 | traffic jam toast | 5 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #49 | turtle wax greaves | 1 |
| #57 | turtle wax helmet | 1 |
| #87 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #969 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #440 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |