| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #746 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 16 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1369 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #862 | Boss Bat britches | 16 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #966 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #3201 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #538 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #701 | Drowsy Sword | 24 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1046 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 24 |
| #392 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 104 |
| #360 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 13 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #26 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 4 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #44 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 2 |
| #33 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 2 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #2088 | badass belt | 25 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #412 | bit of clingfilm | 10 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #406 | black-and-blue light | 106 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #425 | blue plasma ball | 98 |
| #4348 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| #1402 | brick | 14 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #393 | cheap studded belt | 96 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #1036 | dead guy's watch | 2 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1110 | duct tape | 17 |
| #1218 | dusty Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #975 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 4 |
| #1636 | fake hand | 2 |
| #376 | flavored foot massage oil | 106 |
| #621 | flute of flat champagne | 4 |
| #390 | foam dart | 99 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #376 | golden ring | 69 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #467 | grue egg omelette | 4 |
| #1547 | handful of confetti | 24 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1970 | killing feather | 20 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #1038 | nanite-infested candy cane | 10 |
| #691 | nanite-infested eggnog | 7 |
| #420 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 11 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #748 | obsidian dagger | 24 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1758 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #369 | personal massager | 46 |
| #495 | personalized coffee mug | 101 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #326 | pulsing flesh | 10 |
| #440 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #474 | radium-flavored potato chips | 84 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #687 | rigid carapace | 7 |
| #2200 | rogue swarmer | 21 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1543 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1259 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #452 | rusty chain necklace | 5 |
| #761 | sabre teeth | 2 |
| #1913 | sawblade fragment | 27 |
| #550 | sawblade shield | 4 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #16 | smoldering box | 6 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #419 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #1203 | spectre scepter | 24 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #380 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 101 |
| #787 | strange shiny disc | 2 |
| #3291 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 13 |
| #2235 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 22 |
| #3547 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #3089 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2587 | stuffed cocoabo | 18 |
| #2102 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 24 |
| #3213 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #3610 | stuffed hand turkey | 12 |
| #2882 | stuffed mind flayer | 16 |
| #2206 | stuffed scary death orb | 23 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #1550 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 33 |
| #2452 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 20 |
| #3997 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2460 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 20 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1071 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 9 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #247 | twitching claw | 15 |
| #1068 | unstable DNA | 35 |
| #2031 | unstable laser battery | 25 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #1144 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #2627 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 2 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #787 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 12 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #734 | worthless gewgaw | 2 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #694 | wrench bracelet | 3 |
| #1948 | yellow snowcone | 2 |