| #193 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 5 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #312 | BGE merchandise order form | 13 |
| #188 | BGE pocket calendar | 4 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #97 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 6 |
| #750 | CRIMBCO mug | 13 |
| #575 | CRIMBCO wine | 13 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #533 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #317 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 8 |
| #431 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 12 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #979 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #843 | Drowsy Sword | 18 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #846 | Goodfella contract | 4 |
| #425 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #109 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 20 |
| #196 | The Art of Slapfighting | 5 |
| #156 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 9 |
| #139 | The Joy of Wassailing | 19 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #536 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #274 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 2 |
| #234 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 6 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #229 | Uncle Romulus | 5 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #372 | Workytime Tea | 5 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #51 | Zombo's skullcap | 2 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #257 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #143 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 10 |
| #167 | antique bottle opener | 5 |
| #342 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #258 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #343 | antique record album | 9 |
| #72 | antique souvenir drawing | 10 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #381 | bath ball gift set | 13 |
| #932 | battered Crimbo Crate | 7 |
| #379 | bejeweled cufflinks | 11 |
| #62 | big bundle of chamoix | 6 |
| #56 | big glob of skin | 4 |
| #181 | bindlestocking | 14 |
| #461 | bit of clingfilm | 9 |
| #222 | black candy heart | 54 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #83 | blue suede shoes | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #213 | bone aperitif | 2 |
| #609 | bone chips | 14 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #234 | bone flute | 5 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Blank-Out | 7 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #550 | candy cane | 66 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #151 | candy skeleton | 5 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #324 | cement sandals | 3 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #111 | chocolate cigar | 15 |
| #289 | chocolate filthy lucre | 14 |
| #226 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #510 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #304 | clown hammer | 93 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #15 | crumbling rat skull | 198 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #117 | deluxe fax machine | 3 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #687 | dusty Crimbo crate | 14 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #1591 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #211 | elven cellocello | 45 |
| #1394 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #380 | elven suicide capsule | 34 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #304 | fancy opera glasses | 14 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #34 | farfalle bow tie | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #265 | figurine of a charred seal | 12 |
| #776 | figurine of a cold seal | 3 |
| #191 | figurine of a sleek seal | 12 |
| #275 | figurine of a slippery seal | 6 |
| #197 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 6 |
| #252 | figurine of an ancient seal | 2 |
| #599 | filthy lucre | 64 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #102 | hair of the calf | 2 |
| #695 | heart of the volcano | 9 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #96 | ridiculous cocktail | 16 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #626 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 21 |
| #248 | throwing wrench | 12 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #342 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #366 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #343 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #231 | tiny plastic fax machine | 2 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1475 | toy wheel | 3 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #556 | turtle pheromones | 3 |
| #727 | twitching claw | 7 |
| #415 | unearthed potsherd | 3 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1284 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #455 | whoopie cushion | 72 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #101 | wolfman mask | 81 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #391 | x-ray specs | 55 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #390 | yellow snowcone | 90 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |