| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #117 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 18 |
| #588 | Bulky Buddy Box | 5 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #876 | Corpse Island iced tea | 5 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #268 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 5 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #452 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 8 |
| #538 | Microplushie: Bropane | 14 |
| #401 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 8 |
| #528 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 6 |
| #406 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 5 |
| #489 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 13 |
| #447 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 21 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #343 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 16 |
| #383 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 31 |
| #428 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 14 |
| #399 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 21 |
| #27 | New Cloaca-Cola | 12 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #112 | Ralph IX cognac | 2 |
| #353 | SPF 451 lip balm | 6 |
| #512 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #417 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 13 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #278 | baggie of powdered sugar | 82 |
| #760 | ball | 8 |
| #291 | banana | 20 |
| #172 | battered Crimbo Crate | 80 |
| #237 | black eyedrops | 3 |
| #798 | black paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #411 | black plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #748 | blue plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #334 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 12 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #304 | borg sock monkey | 6 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #343 | bottle of antifreeze | 3 |
| #681 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #152 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 3 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #2162 | box of sunshine | 58 |
| #387 | buckyball | 12 |
| #763 | bunch of bananas | 2 |
| #244 | bungle in the jungle | 4 |
| #494 | can of spinach | 4 |
| #1729 | candy cane | 16 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #162 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #694 | corpse on the beach | 7 |
| #139 | corpsebite | 2 |
| #851 | corpsedriver | 5 |
| #634 | corpsetini | 8 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #378 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #292 | cyborg doll | 6 |
| #380 | cyborg stompin' boot | 5 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1362 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #211 | distilled fortified wine | 12 |
| #598 | doll house | 8 |
| #137 | dollhive | 80 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #899 | dusty Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #150 | enormous belt buckle | 30 |
| #76 | enormous hoop earring | 20 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #244 | fancy chocolate | 11 |
| #1133 | fancy dress ball | 8 |
| #359 | [2426]fire flower | 3 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #825 | fruitcake | 25 |
| #409 | giant moxie weed | 5 |
| #492 | giant pinky ring | 30 |
| #6 | gilded BRICKO chalice | 1 |
| #1463 | gingerbread bugbear | 11 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #590 | golden ring | 41 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #298 | gyroscope | 10 |
| #1647 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #505 | iGoogly | 38 |
| #315 | immense cyborg hand | 10 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #139 | kamicorpse-ee | 2 |
| #284 | killing feather | 73 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #599 | laser-broiled pear | 13 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #1085 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #607 | lavender striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #67 | linoleum crossbow string | 3 |
| #125 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #204 | marionette collective | 4 |
| #363 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #177 | monomolecular yo-yo | 396 |
| #565 | mylar scout drone | 9 |
| #368 | nanite-infested candy cane | 41 |
| #182 | nanite-infested eggnog | 23 |
| #261 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 16 |
| #261 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 16 |
| #656 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #900 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #35 | off-white striped oyster egg | 54 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #1028 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #177 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #315 | polyalloy shield | 9 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #19 | pr0n legs | 2,400 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #210 | puce striped oyster egg | 11 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #868 | really dense meat stack | 6 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #263 | red striped oyster egg | 11 |
| #137 | red-headed corpse | 2 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #439 | roboduck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #109 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #306 | rogue swarmer | 89 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1259 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #277 | sawblade fragment | 82 |
| #378 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #13 | shrinking powder | 31 |
| #64 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 4 |
| #1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #1377 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #415 | spooky eggnog | 12 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #1966 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 25 |
| #1630 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 31 |
| #2241 | stuffed angry cow | 22 |
| #2091 | stuffed astral badger | 24 |
| #1693 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 31 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1763 | stuffed cocoabo | 28 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #1821 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1969 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 26 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #205 | stuffed gray blob | 222 |
| #2187 | stuffed hand turkey | 23 |
| #2660 | stuffed mind flayer | 18 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2474 | stuffed scary death orb | 20 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #2364 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2481 | stuffed snowy owl | 19 |
| #1461 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 36 |
| #2336 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2129 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 24 |
| #1370 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 4 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #215 | teddy borg | 52 |
| #140 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 5 |
| #1115 | theoretical string | 5 |
| #313 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 6 |
| #300 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 6 |
| #492 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 4 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #96 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 11 |
| #96 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 5 |
| #379 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #398 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #90 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 11 |
| #353 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #145 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 9 |
| #240 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #183 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 3 |
| #364 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #117 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 10 |
| #233 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 7 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #69 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 5 |
| #37 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 7 |
| #195 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 8 |
| #166 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 9 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #183 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 3 |
| #205 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 8 |
| #79 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 12 |
| #46 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 6 |
| #244 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 7 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #118 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 4 |
| #14 | tiny goth giant | 18 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #595 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 7 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #961 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #422 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 6 |
| #883 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 5 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #2046 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #435 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 10 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #411 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 6 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #581 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 7 |
| #953 | tiny plastic Felonia | 5 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1248 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 7 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #542 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 8 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #914 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #1220 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 6 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #1234 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #282 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 4 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #299 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 14 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #340 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 7 |
| #487 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #331 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 13 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #659 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 11 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 6 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #1187 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #1264 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 6 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #681 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 3 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #472 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 9 |
| #831 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 9 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #737 | tiny plastic astronomer | 10 |
| #2546 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #308 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 14 |
| #804 | tiny plastic beanbat | 9 |
| #349 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 12 |
| #441 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 10 |
| #253 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 17 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #674 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 6 |
| #363 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 12 |
| #3297 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #1234 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #538 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 8 |
| #261 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 16 |
| #330 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 13 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 8 |
| #1982 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 9 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #923 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #810 | tiny plastic demoninja | 9 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #832 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 9 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 7 |
| #1085 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 7 |
| #307 | tiny plastic fire servant | 8 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 7 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #1710 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #2523 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #2038 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic goth giant | 7 |
| #2479 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #1421 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #436 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 10 |
| #4786 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #811 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 9 |
| #289 | tiny plastic moneybee | 15 |
| #2005 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #443 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 10 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #354 | tiny plastic peacannon | 7 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 12 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #764 | tiny plastic scary clown | 10 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 7 |
| #570 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 4 |
| #1427 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #1460 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #2233 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #1080 | tiny plastic taco cat | 7 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #569 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 4 |
| #1200 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1478 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #1255 | tiny plastic warwelf | 6 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #268 | toy deathbot | 4 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #220 | toy maglev monorail | 6 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #134 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 2 |
| #284 | unstable laser battery | 73 |
| #1255 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #551 | vibrating cyborg knife | 10 |
| #496 | wad of cotton | 5 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #1162 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #1379 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2048 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #879 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |