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| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
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| #630 | CRIMBCO scrip | 255 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #157 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #2314 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #105 | Miniborg beeper | 5 |
| #87 | Miniborg hiveminder | 5 |
| #105 | Miniborg laser | 5 |
| #117 | Miniborg stomper | 5 |
| #109 | Miniborg strangler | 5 |
| #303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #35 | Spacegate Research | 528 |
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| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #15 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
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| #249 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #116 | ant rake | 4 |
| #257 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #329 | batskin belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #222 | candy knuckles | 9 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #138 | dense meat stack | 10,506 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #301 | duct tape | 134 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #15 | fiberglass fedora | 1 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #408 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 2 |
| #1175 | filthy lucre | 17 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #144 | frost-rimed seal hide | 3 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #146 | fustulent seal grulch | 2 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #346 | gloomy black mushroom | 9 |
| #690 | gold wedding ring | 2 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #935 | green clay bead | 2 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #56 | hardware upgrade | 1 |
| #1202 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #115 | hyperinflated seal lung | 4 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #261 | jawbruiser | 9 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #304 | ornate picture frame | 3 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #924 | pink clay bead | 2 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #53 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #284 | purple glowstick | 5 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #159 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| #122 | seal lube | 2 |
| #191 | seal-blubber candle | 19 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #106 | sizzling seal fat | 3 |
| #410 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2224 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #144 | tainted seal's blood | 2 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #227 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 3 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 6 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #207 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 3 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #212 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #2483 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #2228 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #145 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 4 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #1425 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| #27 | tiny sombrero | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #175 | vampire glitter | 2 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #438 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #734 | worthless gewgaw | 2 |
| #276 | worthless knick-knack | 29 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |