| #140 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #48 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 3 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #331 | BGE shotglass | 23 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #49 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 16 |
| #223 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #263 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #288 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #244 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #155 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 4 |
| #790 | CRIMBCO mug | 12 |
| #625 | CRIMBCO wine | 12 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3602 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #347 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 18 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #2268 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #839 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #209 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 133 |
| #3362 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #696 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #346 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #476 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 2 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #511 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #931 | antique record album | 1 |
| #383 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #6541 | badass belt | 2 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #23 | bark bracelet | 2 |
| #506 | bath ball gift set | 10 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #689 | blue class ring | 2 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #3679 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #5911 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #735 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #803 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #998 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #1103 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 7 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #586 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #4235 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #132 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #1640 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #643 | filthy lucre | 58 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #2298 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #243 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #1499 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #208 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #395 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #3898 | grue egg | 3 |
| #4479 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1623 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #772 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #542 | mother's little helper | 2 |
| #2850 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #471 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #894 | penguin thesaurus | 6 |
| #73 | pirate brochure | 4 |
| #151 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #68 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #439 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #442 | red class ring | 19 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3640 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3666 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3662 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3652 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #213 | rusty hedge trimmers | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #326 | shimmering tendrils | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3302 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #189 | spirit pillow | 1 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8945 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8953 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8834 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8981 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8915 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4804 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1000 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #164 | tonic djinn | 1 |
| #1582 | towel | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #245 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #509 | white class ring | 11 |
| #440 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #543 | worthless gewgaw | 5 |
| #598 | worthless knick-knack | 6 |
| #651 | worthless trinket | 2 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |