| #140 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #50 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 3 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #331 | BGE shotglass | 23 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #49 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 16 |
| #221 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #156 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 4 |
| #790 | CRIMBCO mug | 12 |
| #625 | CRIMBCO wine | 12 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #347 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 18 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #207 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 133 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #474 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 2 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #382 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #23 | bark bracelet | 2 |
| #505 | bath ball gift set | 10 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #681 | blue class ring | 2 |
| #261 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #5905 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #1103 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 7 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #131 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #1637 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #643 | filthy lucre | 58 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #205 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #391 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #541 | mother's little helper | 2 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #894 | penguin thesaurus | 6 |
| #72 | pirate brochure | 4 |
| #148 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #67 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #440 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #435 | red class ring | 19 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #210 | rusty hedge trimmers | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #327 | shimmering tendrils | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #189 | spirit pillow | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #164 | tonic djinn | 1 |
| #1579 | towel | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #244 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #504 | white class ring | 11 |
| #438 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #539 | worthless gewgaw | 5 |
| #596 | worthless knick-knack | 6 |
| #645 | worthless trinket | 2 |
| #102 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |