| #1438 | Angry Farmer candy | 11 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1313 | CRIMBCO scrip | 20 |
| #2427 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #1733 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1023 | Feynman gate | 7 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #524 | Gummi-Gnauga | 3 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1131 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 37 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #1315 | Rock Pops | 29 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #675 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 6 |
| #705 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 5 |
| #713 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 4 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1818 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1305 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| 🥉 | Yeti Protest Sign | 2 |
| #2861 | Yummy Tummy bean | 2 |
| #911 | ammonite fossil | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #848 | annoying pitchfork | 2 |
| #6541 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #768 | belemnite fossil | 3 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #811 | blue paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #183 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #436 | bow | 1 |
| #39 | bow staff | 2 |
| #38 | bowlegged pants | 2 |
| #43 | bowler | 2 |
| #73 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #256 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4138 | candy cane | 2 |
| #3832 | candy stake | 1 |
| #968 | capacitor relay | 9 |
| #1034 | carbon nanotube frame | 8 |
| #1755 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #604 | cool mushroom | 2 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #261 | electrical thingamabob | 22 |
| #63 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #607 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #653 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1373 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #921 | gingerbread horror | 7 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #5341 | grue egg | 1 |
| #68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #894 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #737 | maple syrup | 2 |
| #685 | marzipan skull | 10 |
| #1550 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #1436 | mushroom fermenting solution | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1352 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #1315 | pail | 3 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1077 | penguin skin | 4 |
| #1884 | phish stick | 2 |
| #282 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 3 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1104 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #244 | spooky eyeliner | 10 |
| #253 | spooky lipstick | 10 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7827 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7883 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8834 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #555 | stuffed doppelshifter | 23 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7878 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8915 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7888 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #7845 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1686 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #8883 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #924 | support cummerbund | 4 |
| #134 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #199 | tiny canopic jar | 1 |
| #957 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #485 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #950 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #186 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #416 | tiny ninja sword | 2 |
| #1161 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #175 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #798 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #111 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #1376 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6244 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3331 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4814 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6152 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6079 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1045 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #4014 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #4867 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #929 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2070 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #526 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #828 | trilobite fossil | 2 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #729 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1285 | valuable trinket | 28 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2366 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1201 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |