| #1438 | Angry Farmer candy | 11 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1314 | CRIMBCO scrip | 20 |
| #2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1023 | Feynman gate | 7 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #524 | Gummi-Gnauga | 3 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1131 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 37 |
| #741 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #1314 | Rock Pops | 29 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #674 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 6 |
| #704 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 5 |
| #712 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 4 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1300 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| 🥉 | Yeti Protest Sign | 2 |
| #2860 | Yummy Tummy bean | 2 |
| #911 | ammonite fossil | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #847 | annoying pitchfork | 2 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #768 | belemnite fossil | 3 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #811 | blue paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #183 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #39 | bow staff | 2 |
| #38 | bowlegged pants | 2 |
| #43 | bowler | 2 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #255 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #2152 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #969 | capacitor relay | 9 |
| #1034 | carbon nanotube frame | 8 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #603 | cool mushroom | 2 |
| #1478 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1852 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #261 | electrical thingamabob | 22 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #920 | gingerbread horror | 7 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #894 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1830 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #735 | maple syrup | 2 |
| #685 | marzipan skull | 10 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #897 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #1437 | mushroom fermenting solution | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1351 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #1315 | pail | 3 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #1564 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1076 | penguin skin | 4 |
| #1884 | phish stick | 2 |
| #281 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 3 |
| #1505 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1103 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1670 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #244 | spooky eyeliner | 10 |
| #253 | spooky lipstick | 10 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7826 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #555 | stuffed doppelshifter | 23 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1685 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #924 | support cummerbund | 4 |
| #134 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #197 | tiny canopic jar | 1 |
| #954 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #485 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #185 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #416 | tiny ninja sword | 2 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3988 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #4877 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #2517 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1045 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #3349 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #828 | trilobite fossil | 2 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1284 | valuable trinket | 28 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1201 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |