| #474 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 3 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #296 | D roll | 8 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #65 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 6 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #184 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #78 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #130 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 28 |
| #372 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 3 |
| #307 | New Zealand iced tea | 8 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #52 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #52 | R'lyeh | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #292 | Ze™ goggles | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #223 | bag of QWOP | 1 |
| #110 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #382 | bark rootbeer | 2 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #224 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #397 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #74 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #73 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #88 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #214 | beavermouth | 8 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #476 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 14 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #20 | boilgun | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #136 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #417 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 10 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #323 | bread line | 3 |
| #205 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #302 | candied bolts | 5 |
| #287 | candied nuts | 5 |
| #44 | cane-mail pants | 1 |
| #1541 | canteen of wine | 3 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #102 | communal gobstopper | 6 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #456 | cookie cookie | 2 |
| #271 | corncob pipe | 5 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #307 | cup of infinite pencils | 4 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #233 | cylindrical mold | 3 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #488 | disassembled clover | 101 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #146 | drum of tommy ammo | 4 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #300 | flask of tainted mining oil | 3 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #911 | floaty sand | 2 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #629 | fudgecule | 854 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #466 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 8 |
| #636 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #135 | gleaming oyster egg | 3 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #792 | green beer | 12 |
| #219 | grilled mooseflank | 4 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #168 | hamburger | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #132 | hot watered rum | 3 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #443 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #568 | irradiated candy cane | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #90 | java cookie | 6 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #63 | leftovers | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #432 | lucky bottlecap | 2 |
| #490 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #919 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #135 | moose thought | 1 |
| #86 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #274 | nugget of Crimbonium | 7 |
| #298 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #353 | oozenog | 9 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #313 | panhandle panhandling hat | 4 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #149 | pearlescent oyster egg | 4 |
| #262 | peppermint tailings | 40 |
| #248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
| #427 | petit fortran | 2 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #390 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #164 | pile of useless robot parts | 6 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #93 | portable dam | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #223 | primitive candy cane | 2 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #619 | pulsing flesh | 6 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #240 | red ale | 4 |
| #144 | red book | 1 |
| #101 | red coat | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #412 | rigid carapace | 10 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #360 | ruby on canes | 2 |
| #65 | runny fermented egg | 4 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #19 | sentient meat mass | 1 |
| #397 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #433 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #191 | spiritual candy cane | 2 |
| #98 | spiritual eggnog | 3 |
| #63 | spiritual fruitcake | 4 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #501 | spork | 2 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #389 | stolen office supplies | 2 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #199 | super salad | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #39 | swordzall | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #115 | three-legged pants | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #107 | tommy gun | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #239 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 9 |
| #834 | twitching claw | 6 |
| #695 | unidentified jerky | 1 |
| #1972 | unstable DNA | 6 |
| #192 | viral DNA | 1 |
| #229 | warbear battery | 12 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #38 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 27 |
| #354 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 2 |
| #150 | warbear whosit | 1,354 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #145 | yule gruel | 3 |