| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #70 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 26 |
| #447 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| #1263 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| #741 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #730 | Boss Bat britches | 20 |
| #19 | Brimstone Boxers | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #309 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 23 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #446 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 5 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #506 | Drowsy Sword | 38 |
| #388 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 6 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #349 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #546 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #479 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #329 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 4 |
| #320 | Lederhosen of the Night | 4 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #674 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 40 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #644 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 2 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #686 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 6 |
| #30 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 25 |
| #447 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #173 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 2 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #353 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1201 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 17 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #309 | around the world | 5 |
| #1381 | badass belt | 40 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #189 | beer-scented teddy bear | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #279 | bit of clingfilm | 15 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #681 | blue class ring | 2 |
| #973 | bottle of goofballs | 26 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #791 | bunny liver | 2 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #80 | comfy pillow | 8 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #548 | duct tape | 59 |
| #17 | dwarvish war helmet | 5 |
| #10 | dwarvish war kilt | 9 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #929 | easter egg balloon | 27 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #1144 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #486 | figurine of a cold seal | 10 |
| #293 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 4 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #363 | fuzzy busby | 7 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #477 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #50 | gearbox necklace | 13 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #130 | giant marshmallow | 3 |
| #184 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 3 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #387 | green clay bead | 20 |
| #2040 | grue egg | 11 |
| #1071 | handful of confetti | 38 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #298 | magical mystery juice | 31 |
| #245 | memory of a C | 3 |
| #90 | memory of a CG base pair | 1 |
| #233 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 3 |
| #103 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 16 |
| #19 | note from Clancy | 4 |
| #480 | obsidian dagger | 37 |
| #832 | old sweatpants | 65 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #320 | pink clay bead | 43 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #321 | pork elf goodies sack | 22 |
| #299 | purple clay bead | 10 |
| #838 | red class ring | 4 |
| #452 | rusty chain necklace | 5 |
| #642 | sawblade shield | 3 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #758 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #410 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #151 | spark plug earring | 6 |
| #839 | spectre scepter | 38 |
| #170 | sponge cake | 3 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #531 | stray chihuahua | 5 |
| #600 | torn hellseal sinew | 3 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #658 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #687 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 12 |
| #585 | white class ring | 9 |
| #438 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #914 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 6 |
| #502 | worthless gewgaw | 6 |
| #304 | worthless knick-knack | 24 |
| #645 | worthless trinket | 2 |
| #95 | woven baling wire bracelets | 9 |
| #694 | wrench bracelet | 3 |
| #463 | wumpus hair | 1 |