| #660 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #789 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #69 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 26 |
| #446 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| #454 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| #1263 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| #740 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #733 | Boss Bat britches | 20 |
| #19 | Brimstone Boxers | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #309 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 23 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #448 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 5 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #859 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #504 | Drowsy Sword | 38 |
| #389 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 6 |
| #699 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #1165 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #508 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #519 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #348 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #549 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #483 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #328 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 4 |
| #318 | Lederhosen of the Night | 4 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #680 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 40 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #644 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 2 |
| #348 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #692 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 6 |
| #31 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 25 |
| #449 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #715 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #1611 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #174 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 2 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #358 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1223 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #328 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 17 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1574 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #477 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #307 | around the world | 5 |
| #1382 | badass belt | 40 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #189 | beer-scented teddy bear | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #277 | bit of clingfilm | 15 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #689 | blue class ring | 2 |
| #980 | bottle of goofballs | 26 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #6720 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #798 | bunny liver | 2 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #79 | comfy pillow | 8 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #362 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #517 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #547 | duct tape | 59 |
| #17 | dwarvish war helmet | 5 |
| #10 | dwarvish war kilt | 9 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #928 | easter egg balloon | 27 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #1144 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #487 | figurine of a cold seal | 10 |
| #294 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 4 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #1038 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #364 | fuzzy busby | 7 |
| #4738 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #480 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #50 | gearbox necklace | 13 |
| #592 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #132 | giant marshmallow | 3 |
| #184 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 3 |
| #794 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #393 | green clay bead | 20 |
| #2043 | grue egg | 11 |
| #1078 | handful of confetti | 38 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1430 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #298 | magical mystery juice | 31 |
| #244 | memory of a C | 3 |
| #91 | memory of a CG base pair | 1 |
| #233 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 3 |
| #105 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 16 |
| #20 | note from Clancy | 4 |
| #481 | obsidian dagger | 37 |
| #845 | old sweatpants | 65 |
| #284 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #327 | pink clay bead | 43 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #322 | pork elf goodies sack | 22 |
| #302 | purple clay bead | 10 |
| #848 | red class ring | 4 |
| #449 | rusty chain necklace | 5 |
| #638 | sawblade shield | 3 |
| #477 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #763 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #422 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #151 | spark plug earring | 6 |
| #843 | spectre scepter | 38 |
| #178 | sponge cake | 3 |
| #2248 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #542 | stray chihuahua | 5 |
| #605 | torn hellseal sinew | 3 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #667 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #693 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 12 |
| #590 | white class ring | 9 |
| #440 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #913 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 6 |
| #506 | worthless gewgaw | 6 |
| #307 | worthless knick-knack | 24 |
| #651 | worthless trinket | 2 |
| #95 | woven baling wire bracelets | 9 |
| #695 | wrench bracelet | 3 |
| #461 | wumpus hair | 1 |