| #112 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 3 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #75 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #172 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 3 |
| #1737 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #13 | Brimstone Beret | 2 |
| #5 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 3 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #12 | Clan pool table | 1 |
| #8 | Clan shower | 1 |
| #1416 | Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #883 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbo stocking | 2 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #56 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #43 | Green Clover of Justice | 30 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 1 |
| #890 | Iron Beta of Industry | 5 |
| #44 | Jekyllin hide belt | 1 |
| #62 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #130 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #14 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 3 |
| #40 | Mr. Balloon | 3 |
| #5 | Mr. Container | 1 |
| #8 | Mr. Eh? | 2 |
| #4 | Mr. Exploiter | 2 |
| 🥈 | Mr. Shirt | 1 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #178 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 36 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #80 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 21 |
| #281 | Orcish frat-paddle | 10 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #5 | Otorian Battle Scar | 1 |
| #194 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 5 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #11 | Sister Accessory | 1 |
| #4 | Spooky Putty ball | 1 |
| 🥉 | Spooky Putty leotard | 1 |
| 🥉 | Spooky Putty mitre | 1 |
| 🥈 | Spooky Putty monster | 1 |
| 🥈 | Spooky Putty snake | 1 |
| 🥉 | Staff of Queso Escusado | 1 |
| #29 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| #12 | Talisman of Bakula | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 9 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 3 |
| #491 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 10 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #1203 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #446 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 6 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 12 |
| #1023 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #849 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | Warehouse 23 bling | 1 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #10 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 73 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #148 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 8 |
| #395 | a little sump'm sump'm | 5 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1063 | anticheese | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #245 | arrowgram | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1218 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #10 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #725 | black candy heart | 3 |
| #54 | black candygram | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #918 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #116 | bottled day | 2 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #52 | box of sunshine | 8,204 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #840 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #92 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #7 | continuum transfunctioner | 852 |
| #285 | disintegrating sheet music | 10 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #6 | evil flaming eyeball pendant | 1 |
| #1635 | fake hand | 2 |
| #118 | fishy fish lasagna | 1 |
| #4 | flaming familiar doppelgänger | 1 |
| #9 | flaming juggler's balls | 1 |
| #730 | flute of flat champagne | 2 |
| #641 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #46 | green balloon | 888 |
| #672 | green candy heart | 10 |
| #38 | green candygram | 26 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #382 | happiness | 4 |
| #281 | heart-shaped balloon | 36 |
| #47 | hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #10 | ice baby | 1 |
| #11 | ice pick | 1 |
| #14 | ice sickle | 2 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #1718 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #130 | jumping bean taco | 1 |
| #620 | lavender candy heart | 13 |
| #36 | lavender candygram | 24 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #153 | lewd playing card | 16 |
| #11 | liar's pants | 1 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #82 | long pork casserole | 3 |
| #342 | long-stemmed rose | 4 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| #35 | metrognome | 1 |
| #40 | moveable feast | 1 |
| #123 | mysterious present | 3 |
| 🥉 | naughty fortune teller | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| 🥉 | naughty paper shuriken | 1 |
| #25 | note from Clancy | 3 |
| #286 | ocean motion | 5 |
| #5 | off-hand balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #571 | orange candy heart | 27 |
| #64 | orange candygram | 17 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| 🥉 | origami "gentlemen's" magazine | 1 |
| #6 | origami riding crop | 1 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #327 | personalized birthday cake | 5 |
| #913 | personalized coffee mug | 3 |
| #424 | piece of wedding cake | 12 |
| #569 | pink candy heart | 19 |
| #73 | pink candygram | 13 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #6 | polyester panama hat | 2 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| 🥉 | polyester peeler | 3 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #4 | porcelain police baton | 3 |
| #6 | porcelain porkpie | 2 |
| #22 | pork elf goodies sack | 222 |
| #233 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 5 |
| #815 | probability potion | 11 |
| #708 | procrastination potion | 23 |
| #26 | psychedelic bubble wand | 1 |
| #64 | radioactive chew toy | 1 |
| #147 | raffle prize box | 2 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #401 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #113 | severed rocking horse head | 4 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #159 | spicy mushroom quesadilla | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #65 | stainless steel scarf | 27 |
| #42 | stainless steel shillelagh | 28 |
| #24 | stainless steel skullcap | 26 |
| #14 | stainless steel slacks | 36 |
| #34 | stainless steel solitaire | 23 |
| #70 | stainless steel suspenders | 31 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #4 | stinky cheese diaper | 1 |
| #7 | stinky cheese eye | 1 |
| 🥉 | stinky cheese sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | stinky cheese wheel | 1 |
| #5 | stolen accordion | 213,026 |
| #71 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7788 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #22 | three-tiered wedding cake | 90 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #62 | tiny plastic sword | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #23 | wax lips | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #78 | weegee sqouija | 1 |
| #624 | white candy heart | 15 |
| #38 | white candygram | 25 |
| #664 | yellow candy heart | 22 |
| #55 | yellow candygram | 42 |