Museum :: Jokermage

Jokermage

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#62	Cloaca-Cola shield	40
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#27	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#54	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	33
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#52	Goodfella contract	1,017
#134	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#1675	Iron Beta of Industry	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#669	LED block	1
#228	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#851	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#52	Mer-kin roundshield	7
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#17	Ol' Scratch's stove door	3
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#16	Oscus's garbage can lid	3
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#2359	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#947	Summer Nights	1
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#757	Typical Tavern swill	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#19	Zombo's shield	4
#84	ancient stone head	13
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#2604	anniversary gift box	1
#100	antique shield	115
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#2043	ball	1
#34	balloon shield	5
#11	barskin buckler	13
🥈	battered hubcap	5,000
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#766	bit of clingfilm	5
#82	black shield	49
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#2560	bottle of goofballs	7
#1584	box of sunshine	107
#156	box turtle	2
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#1326	can of Binarrrca	4
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#41	cardboard box turtle	2
#12	catskin buckler	44
#448	cheap elven gloves	10
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#23	clownskin buckler	11
#96	coffin lid	19
🥉	control crystal	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#1686	delicious salad	2
#12	demon buckler	44
#1926	duct tape	3
#22	duct tape buckler	3
#15	eelskin shield	2
#300	elven socks	15
#194	elven whittling knife	1
#2228	enchanted leopard-print barbell	1
#377	fancy canapés	1
#354	festive holiday hat	12
#459	freezin' bindle	1
#4737	fuzzy dice	1
#239	giant glass of brandy	2
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#28	gnauga hide buckler	5
#2777	golden ring	1
#840	gray bow tie	6
#899	green candy heart	3
#250	green candygram	1
#6	grisly shield	1
#24	hippo skin buckler	12
#66	hors d'oeuvre tray	46
#1026	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#1604	iGoogly	1
#275	ice stein	1
#691	invisible bag	1
#1776	ion grid	1
#1080	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
#12	keg shield	464
#2543	killing feather	1
#1167	lavender candy heart	1
#143	lavender candygram	3
#1726	logic synthesizer	1
#248	makeshift cape	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#11	meat shield	13
#696	nanofiber cloth	6
#255	old school flying disc	1
#1229	orange candy heart	1
#320	orange candygram	1
#88	padded tortoise	2
#25	painted shield	2
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#760	patent leather shoes	7
#23	penguin skin buckler	21
#779	penguin thesaurus	8
#82	pilgrim shield	1
#196	pink candygram	2
#47	pixel shield	2
#47	polyalloy shield	28
#2038	pretty flower	1
#1068	quantum polarity inducer	1
#1005	recursive spline reticulator	1
#1107	reverse-oscillating klystron	1
#805	rigid carapace	6
#178	ring of adornment	3
#303	ring of aggravate monster	30
#136	ring of cold resistance	4
#230	ring of conflict	2
#137	ring of fire resistance	4
#173	ring of gain strength	3
#414	ring of increase damage	1
#2677	rogue swarmer	1
#2414	sandwich of the gods	1
#2589	sawblade fragment	1
#548	sawblade shield	4
#1479	scroll of pasta summoning	1
#26	sebaceous shield	3
#1088	servomechanical torsion facilitator	1
#120	sewer turtle	2
#22	six-rainbow shield	5
#43	snake shield	28
#136	snarling wolf shield	7
#971	spectre scepter	32
#38	spiky turtle shield	2
#11	spongy shield	5
#993	stainless steel scarf	3
#1711	stainless steel shillelagh	2
#1584	stainless steel skullcap	2
#1704	stainless steel slacks	2
#1007	stainless steel solitaire	3
#1345	stainless steel suspenders	2
#13	star buckler	53
#939	strange shiny disc	1
#8936	stuffed Cheshire bitten	1
#2120	stuffing	2
#1546	sturdy Crimbo crate	2
#1049	sub-molecular interocitor	1
#1007	synthetic stuffing	2
#11	teflon shield	2
#1323	theoretical string	2
#360	thermos of brew	1
#169	throbbing rage gland	2
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#4477	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#17	tortoboggan shield	2
#767	tortoise's blessing	1
#1591	toy hoverpad	1
#42	turtle wax shield	3
#833	twitching claw	6
#1646	unstable DNA	12
#2813	unstable laser battery	1
#11	velcro shield	2
#23	vinyl shield	2
#2456	vitachoconutriment capsule	4
🥈	washboard shield	1
#1015	white candy heart	2
#119	white candygram	5
#56	white satin shield	52
#20	wicker shield	398
#615	witch hat	1
#8	wonderwall shield	865
#4	yakskin buckler	270
#165	yellow candygram	6

Wow, that's 9,196 items total!

what items are this player missing?