| #1363 | BGE shotglass | 4 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #689 | CRIMBCO mug | 15 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #369 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #486 | Crimbo candied pecan | 22 |
| #505 | Crimbo fudge | 21 |
| #488 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 21 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #279 | Crimbuck | 3,105 |
| #353 | Elfin shortbread | 2 |
| #1368 | Feynman gate | 3 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #407 | Go-Wassail | 43 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #670 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 25 |
| #199 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 22 |
| #509 | Supernova Champagne | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #302 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 43 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #189 | anniversary balloon | 8 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #8 | awful poetry journal | 149,548 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #561 | black paisley oyster egg | 9 |
| #700 | black plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #966 | black striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #2626 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #128 | blue plastic oyster egg | 34 |
| #1243 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #666 | blue striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #206 | bottle of bubbles | 56 |
| #832 | box of sunshine | 334 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1591 | capacitor relay | 2 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1090 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #297 | delicious salad | 199 |
| #607 | dwarf bread | 6 |
| #1292 | eggnog | 9 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1414 | elven cellocello | 14 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1015 | elven suicide capsule | 19 |
| #127 | fake plastic grass | 14 |
| #673 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 10 |
| #171 | fancy chocolate | 15 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1216 | fruitcake | 13 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #518 | golden ring | 43 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #454 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 6 |
| 🥈 | icicle katana | 228 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #495 | irradiated candy cane | 8 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #418 | jawbruiser | 6 |
| #411 | jerky coins | 49 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1198 | killing feather | 38 |
| #599 | laser-broiled pear | 13 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #711 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #808 | lavender striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1188 | logic synthesizer | 5 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #523 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #1232 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1324 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #629 | off-white striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #1090 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
| #296 | oyster basket | 14 |
| #408 | pack of pogs | 49 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #827 | piece of wedding cake | 3 |
| #623 | poison pen | 3 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #582 | portable corkscrew | 12 |
| #810 | portable photocopier | 4 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #929 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #116 | puce striped oyster egg | 17 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #414 | red paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1156 | robotronic egg | 21 |
| #1577 | rogue swarmer | 38 |
| #1137 | sawblade fragment | 45 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #113 | severed rocking horse head | 4 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1366 | spooky felt | 4 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1050 | spooky wooden block | 5 |
| #350 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #210 | string of blue beads | 47 |
| #315 | string of green beads | 35 |
| #403 | string of red beads | 28 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #884 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 20 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1053 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #605 | tiny plastic angry goat | 27 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #945 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 19 |
| #611 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 27 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #667 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 25 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #726 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 24 |
| #984 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 18 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #524 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 9 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #721 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 24 |
| #526 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 31 |
| #1122 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 16 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #478 | tiny plastic grue | 33 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #528 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 31 |
| #740 | tiny plastic killer bee | 23 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #762 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 23 |
| #1394 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 13 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #732 | tiny plastic mosquito | 23 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #828 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 6 |
| #786 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 22 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #588 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 8 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #671 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 25 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #731 | tiny plastic stab bat | 24 |
| #663 | tiny plastic star starfish | 25 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #846 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #1710 | unstable laser battery | 32 |
| #714 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #278 | white rice | 4 |
| #224 | wind-up meatcar | 52 |
| #850 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #863 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #496 | yellow striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #1428 | yo | 4 |