#9 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 19 |
#88 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 10 |
#131 | ASCII shirt | 18 |
#269 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
#331 | Blatantly Canadian | 7 |
#1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
#287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
#280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
#399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
#261 | Crimbo pie | 10 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
#34 | Crimbuck | 8,062 |
#276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
#227 | Gnollish pie server | 9 |
#415 | Gnollish pie tin | 6 |
#370 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 4 |
#17 | Grimacite Bock | 3 |
#107 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 9 |
#463 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 6 |
#628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
#404 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 3 |
#261 | Knob Goblin spatula | 40 |
#553 | Knob Goblin tongs | 12 |
#517 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 2 |
#536 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 6 |
#396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
#394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
#443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
#405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
#471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
#458 | SPF 451 lip balm | 4 |
#225 | Schrödinger's thermos | 100 |
#470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
#859 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 5 |
#99 | The Art of Slapfighting | 10 |
#851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
#152 | Uncle Romulus | 9 |
#353 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 5 |
#635 | abominable snowcone | 12 |
#638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
#677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
#634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
#166 | antique hand mirror | 39 |
#126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
#135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
#1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
#769 | aspirin | 1 |
#657 | baby killer bee | 14 |
#363 | bag of bones | 3 |
#504 | bag of lard | 2 |
#429 | balaclava | 1 |
#336 | balaclava baklava | 7 |
#497 | balloon monkey | 3 |
#968 | banana | 2 |
#554 | barrrnacle | 27 |
#152 | basic meat spork | 1 |
#4 | beer-scented teddy bear | 479 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
#92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
#351 | black eyedrops | 2 |
#132 | black lotus | 1 |
#812 | black snowcone | 1 |
#924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
#759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
#692 | blue snowcone | 3 |
#61 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 2 |
#622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
#376 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 2 |
#420 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
#679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
#385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
#296 | bowl of fishysoisse | 3 |
#156 | brick | 226 |
#1271 | buckyball | 2 |
#30 | bunch of bananas | 201 |
#223 | burnt flower | 24 |
#190 | can of Binarrrca | 58 |
#494 | can of spinach | 4 |
#3831 | candy stake | 1 |
#851 | canteen of wine | 24 |
#330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
#508 | cement sandals | 2 |
#494 | cheap elven gloves | 9 |
#1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
#1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
#208 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 4 |
#216 | chintzy noodle ring | 4 |
#244 | chintzy saucepan earring | 3 |
#152 | chintzy seal pendant | 7 |
#458 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 3 |
#433 | cocoa egg | 22 |
#681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
#131 | concentrated garbage juice | 6 |
🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
#388 | corn holder | 2 |
#120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
#261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
#594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
#841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
#125 | cyclops eyedrops | 5 |
#1025 | daisy | 1 |
#1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
#316 | disbelief suspenders | 3 |
#226 | dishrag | 2 |
#1263 | doll house | 2 |
#96 | dollhive | 104 |
#655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
#1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
#2500 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
#1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
#370 | fake blood | 3 |
#993 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 7 |
#412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
#194 | fertilized ghuol egg | 2 |
#602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
#470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
#838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
#121 | foreign box | 1 |
#449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
#501 | frigid mote | 1 |
#825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
#3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
#2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
#1725 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
#77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
#391 | goat | 1 |
#540 | green glowstick | 3 |
#232 | green snowcone | 90 |
#176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
#53 | grouper fangirl | 1 |
#215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
#1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
#892 | hemp string | 1 |
#406 | huge spoon | 3 |
#277 | ice stein | 1 |
#60 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
#1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
#1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
#135 | irradiated pet snacks | 2 |
#178 | jack flapper | 4 |
#782 | jar of swamp gas | 19 |
#498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
#348 | leaflet | 2 |
#395 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 4 |
#252 | lewd playing card | 10 |
#510 | live wire | 2 |
#375 | los chinos | 1 |
#218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
#193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
#381 | maple leaf | 1 |
#832 | maple syrup | 1 |
#109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
#109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
#499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
#410 | orange snowcone | 29 |
#22 | outrageous sombrero | 11 |
#32 | oversized pipe | 663 |
#725 | oversized pizza cutter | 2 |
#265 | pair of bolt cutters | 9 |
#605 | papaya | 12 |
#983 | pasta spoon | 9 |
#301 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
#322 | pie crust | 1 |
#332 | pine tar | 1 |
#689 | pink glowstick | 3 |
#33 | pipe wrench | 4 |
#5 | plum | 2,357 |
#66 | plum wine | 14 |
#530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
#1139 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
#294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
#1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
#522 | potato sprout | 4 |
#811 | potted cactus | 1 |
#272 | potted fern | 2 |
#37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
#335 | poutine | 13 |
#144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
#262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
#177 | pretty flower | 1,778 |
#386 | purple snowcone | 38 |
#586 | radio button candy | 1 |
#380 | red snowcone | 30 |
#282 | rewinged stab bat | 2 |
#150 | right half of a heart necklace | 4 |
#858 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
#3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
#2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
#2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
#459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
#45 | saucepan | 2,246 |
#311 | shaving cream | 1 |
#328 | shiny butcherknife | 2 |
#2136 | shiny ring | 4 |
#7 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 3,150 |
#309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
#83 | silver cheese-slicer | 2 |
#39 | silver paté knife | 3 |
#134 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
#408 | silver shrimp fork | 4 |
#71 | sleaze powder | 43 |
#3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
#182 | spices | 205 |
#3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
#682 | spork | 1 |
#544 | stale baguette | 1 |
#106 | stapler bear | 1 |
#731 | strange shiny disc | 3 |
#997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
#1378 | string of blue beads | 7 |
#1227 | string of green beads | 9 |
#972 | string of red beads | 12 |
#1390 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 26 |
#1223 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 40 |
#1142 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 43 |
#1496 | stuffed Meat | 24 |
#1435 | stuffed angry cow | 35 |
#1839 | stuffed astral badger | 28 |
#1530 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 34 |
#162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
#1056 | stuffed cocoabo | 45 |
#697 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 9 |
#2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
#1728 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 30 |
#1130 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 45 |
#950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
#2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
#1142 | stuffed hand turkey | 44 |
#813 | stuffed martini | 9 |
#945 | stuffed mind flayer | 53 |
#1468 | stuffed mink | 24 |
#1340 | stuffed monocle | 29 |
#120 | stuffed ninja snowman | 70 |
#1328 | stuffed scary death orb | 39 |
#4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
#1190 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 42 |
#1016 | stuffed snowy owl | 47 |
#1296 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 40 |
#1456 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
#1440 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 35 |
#17 | stuffed teddy butler | 773 |
#1714 | stuffed tin of caviar | 18 |
#877 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 56 |
#592 | supportive bra | 1 |
#970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
#32 | teddy bear | 141 |
#245 | teddy borg | 46 |
#536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
#83 | third-hand nunchaku | 6 |
#640 | throwing wrench | 7 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#58 | tin star | 5 |
#649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
#620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
#4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
#4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
#1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
#632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
#1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
#1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
#2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
#1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
#991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
#1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
#1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
#1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
#585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
#978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
#4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
#213 | towel | 43 |
#681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
#1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
#37 | urchin roe | 1 |
#670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
#164 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 28 |
#99 | waterlogged crate | 2 |
#2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
#363 | wooden axe | 1 |
#279 | yellow candygram | 2 |
#740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |