| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #26 | Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #471 | Microplushie: Bropane | 19 |
| #292 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 12 |
| #528 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 6 |
| #451 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 4 |
| #583 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 9 |
| #447 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 21 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #631 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 5 |
| #524 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 18 |
| #411 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 15 |
| #633 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 8 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #88 | Rainbow's Gravity | 2 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 7 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 3 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #792 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #197 | Zim Merman's guitar | 4 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #817 | battered Crimbo Crate | 9 |
| #242 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| #393 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #264 | bunch of bananas | 19 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #494 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 20 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #287 | cyborg stompin' boot | 6 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #393 | dollhive | 22 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #991 | dusty Crimbo crate | 6 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1812 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #2540 | golden ring | 5 |
| #76 | grass whistle | 1 |
| #1123 | green beer | 7 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #322 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #215 | immense cyborg hand | 11 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #734 | jar of swamp gas | 20 |
| #2374 | killing feather | 4 |
| #366 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #99 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 42 |
| #103 | magical pony: Pearjack | 22 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #886 | meat stack | 4 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #699 | oyster basket | 5 |
| #464 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #268 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1621 | robotronic egg | 6 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2487 | rogue swarmer | 7 |
| #1515 | rubber emo roe | 6 |
| #2397 | sawblade fragment | 8 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #109 | strange shiny disc | 50 |
| #1378 | string of blue beads | 7 |
| #1227 | string of green beads | 9 |
| #1585 | string of red beads | 5 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1208 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 6 |
| #349 | tambourine | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #698 | teddy borg | 11 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 8 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #565 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 8 |
| #1062 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 7 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #992 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 18 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #522 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #343 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Felonia | 6 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #1252 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #914 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #817 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 9 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #915 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 8 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 6 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 4 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #1187 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #1264 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 6 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #844 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 9 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #735 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 10 |
| #842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 21 |
| #928 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 8 |
| #928 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 8 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #890 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 20 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic beanbat | 7 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #1103 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 16 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 7 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 16 |
| #873 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 20 |
| #1177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #941 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 8 |
| #924 | tiny plastic demoninja | 8 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #721 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 7 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #912 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 8 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #1412 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #998 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 18 |
| #1301 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 14 |
| #982 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 18 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic goth giant | 7 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic grue | 15 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #906 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 20 |
| #1273 | tiny plastic killer bee | 14 |
| #920 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 8 |
| #949 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 19 |
| #1515 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 12 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #1043 | tiny plastic mosquito | 17 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1019 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 17 |
| #692 | tiny plastic sauceror | 7 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #355 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 4 |
| #1471 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #822 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 9 |
| #710 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 24 |
| #1109 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 7 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #1270 | tiny plastic star starfish | 14 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #1723 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #1251 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
| #1047 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #221 | towel | 42 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #2571 | unstable laser battery | 9 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #551 | vibrating cyborg knife | 10 |
| #2319 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 5 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |