| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1223 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #1056 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #360 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #212 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #26 | Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #461 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #374 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #463 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #475 | Microplushie: Bropane | 19 |
| #295 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 12 |
| #533 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 6 |
| #455 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 4 |
| #588 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 9 |
| #451 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 21 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #636 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 5 |
| #529 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 18 |
| #416 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 15 |
| #638 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 8 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #88 | Rainbow's Gravity | 2 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #115 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 7 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #96 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #176 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #151 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 3 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #446 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #800 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1264 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #198 | Zim Merman's guitar | 4 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #818 | battered Crimbo Crate | 9 |
| #241 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| #394 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #429 | bone flute | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #264 | bunch of bananas | 19 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #234 | charming flute | 1 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #494 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 20 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #286 | cyborg stompin' boot | 6 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #436 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #394 | dollhive | 22 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #990 | dusty Crimbo crate | 6 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1808 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #1378 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #2538 | golden ring | 5 |
| #76 | grass whistle | 1 |
| #1124 | green beer | 7 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #871 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #323 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #214 | immense cyborg hand | 11 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #734 | jar of swamp gas | 20 |
| #2373 | killing feather | 4 |
| #367 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #938 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #395 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #102 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 42 |
| #108 | magical pony: Pearjack | 22 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #887 | meat stack | 4 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #468 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #700 | oyster basket | 5 |
| #465 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #269 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1622 | robotronic egg | 6 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2486 | rogue swarmer | 7 |
| #1517 | rubber emo roe | 6 |
| #2397 | sawblade fragment | 8 |
| #681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #1824 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #109 | strange shiny disc | 50 |
| #1377 | string of blue beads | 7 |
| #1226 | string of green beads | 9 |
| #1584 | string of red beads | 5 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1209 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 6 |
| #351 | tambourine | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #697 | teddy borg | 11 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 8 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #566 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 8 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 7 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #995 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 18 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #523 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #781 | tiny plastic Felonia | 6 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #1245 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #819 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 9 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #919 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 8 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 6 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 4 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #2120 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #1437 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #1190 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #1266 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 6 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #844 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 9 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #735 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 10 |
| #845 | tiny plastic angry goat | 21 |
| #930 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 8 |
| #928 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 8 |
| #2136 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #892 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 20 |
| #1038 | tiny plastic beanbat | 7 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #1108 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 16 |
| #2198 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #1076 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 7 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 16 |
| #874 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 20 |
| #1182 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #942 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 8 |
| #924 | tiny plastic demoninja | 8 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #723 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 7 |
| #1218 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #913 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 8 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #1413 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #1003 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 18 |
| #1304 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 14 |
| #985 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 18 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #1071 | tiny plastic goth giant | 7 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic grue | 15 |
| #2112 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #908 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 20 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic killer bee | 14 |
| #922 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 8 |
| #951 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 19 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 12 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #1045 | tiny plastic mosquito | 17 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1022 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 17 |
| #694 | tiny plastic sauceror | 7 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #355 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 4 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #826 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 9 |
| #712 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 24 |
| #1112 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 7 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #1270 | tiny plastic star starfish | 14 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #1727 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #1372 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #1221 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
| #1047 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #222 | towel | 42 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #2569 | unstable laser battery | 9 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #550 | vibrating cyborg knife | 10 |
| #2317 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 5 |
| #814 | windchimes | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |