| #212 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 9 |
| #361 | 1-ball | 14 |
| #541 | 2-ball | 7 |
| #559 | 3-ball | 7 |
| #380 | 4-ball | 12 |
| #361 | 5-ball | 13 |
| #785 | 6-ball | 4 |
| #414 | 7-ball | 11 |
| #806 | 8-ball | 18 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #572 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #184 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 3 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #562 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1743 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #507 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| #1207 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #520 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #987 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #664 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #944 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 7 |
| #46 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 13 |
| #234 | Summer Nights | 5 |
| #409 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #169 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #112 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 3 |
| #1437 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #177 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #226 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #445 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #632 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 3 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #856 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 4 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #26 | Yeg's Motel ashtray | 1 |
| #29 | Yeg's Motel minibar key | 1 |
| #23 | Yeg's Motel pillow mint | 2 |
| #24 | Yeg's Motel sewing kit | 1 |
| #26 | Yeg's Motel stationery | 1 |
| #201 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 14 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #1454 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #877 | anticheese | 2 |
| #1348 | badass belt | 41 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #31 | borg sock monkey | 69 |
| #1729 | bottle of goofballs | 13 |
| #3123 | box of sunshine | 26 |
| #801 | can of Binarrrca | 10 |
| #155 | chintzy accordion pin | 4 |
| #255 | chintzy noodle ring | 3 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1348 | club necklace | 5 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #1956 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #6 | drippy bezoar | 5 |
| #7 | drippy stein | 13 |
| #813 | duct tape | 30 |
| #1315 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #256 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 81 |
| #359 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 48 |
| #310 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 61 |
| #285 | dusty bottle of Port | 82 |
| #300 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 59 |
| #1416 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 3 |
| #229 | fancy canapés | 2 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
| #130 | giant glass of brandy | 4 |
| #277 | gold lamé pants | 2 |
| #2446 | golden ring | 10 |
| #2286 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #101 | imitation crab crate | 5 |
| #304 | invisible bag | 3 |
| #156 | lucky bottlecap | 10 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #12 | pirate fledges | 5 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #139 | really dense meat stack | 37 |
| #2146 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1547 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #92 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #1271 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #62 | smoldering box | 2 |
| #1417 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #1381 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #387 | spooky bindle | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #159 | stained mattress | 6 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #2854 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 16 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #2424 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 20 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #4525 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #4282 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #3590 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2841 | stuffed cocoabo | 16 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2480 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2388 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 21 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #3241 | stuffed hand turkey | 14 |
| #2569 | stuffed mind flayer | 19 |
| #2810 | stuffed scary death orb | 17 |
| #389 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 54 |
| #2120 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 24 |
| #2594 | stuffed snowy owl | 18 |
| #2665 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #940 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 9 |
| #2777 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3755 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #226 | thermos of brew | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #1493 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1479 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2814 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #637 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2751 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #666 | towel | 12 |
| #547 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 10 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |