| #212 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 9 |
| #358 | 1-ball | 14 |
| #537 | 2-ball | 7 |
| #556 | 3-ball | 7 |
| #377 | 4-ball | 12 |
| #357 | 5-ball | 13 |
| #782 | 6-ball | 4 |
| #411 | 7-ball | 11 |
| #802 | 8-ball | 18 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #571 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #184 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 3 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #502 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #982 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #661 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #942 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 7 |
| #46 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 13 |
| #234 | Summer Nights | 5 |
| #410 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #85 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 3 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #593 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 3 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #839 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 4 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #26 | Yeg's Motel ashtray | 1 |
| #29 | Yeg's Motel minibar key | 1 |
| #20 | Yeg's Motel pillow mint | 2 |
| #23 | Yeg's Motel sewing kit | 1 |
| #25 | Yeg's Motel stationery | 1 |
| #201 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 14 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #878 | anticheese | 2 |
| #1349 | badass belt | 41 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #32 | borg sock monkey | 69 |
| #1727 | bottle of goofballs | 13 |
| #3116 | box of sunshine | 26 |
| #798 | can of Binarrrca | 10 |
| #152 | chintzy accordion pin | 4 |
| #252 | chintzy noodle ring | 3 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1347 | club necklace | 5 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #6 | drippy bezoar | 5 |
| #6 | drippy stein | 13 |
| #811 | duct tape | 30 |
| #1317 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #254 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 81 |
| #357 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 48 |
| #309 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 61 |
| #284 | dusty bottle of Port | 82 |
| #299 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 59 |
| #1410 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 3 |
| #229 | fancy canapés | 2 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
| #130 | giant glass of brandy | 4 |
| #275 | gold lamé pants | 2 |
| #2448 | golden ring | 10 |
| #2283 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #100 | imitation crab crate | 5 |
| #302 | invisible bag | 3 |
| #156 | lucky bottlecap | 10 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #12 | pirate fledges | 5 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #137 | really dense meat stack | 37 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1543 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #91 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #61 | smoldering box | 2 |
| #1416 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #1377 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #387 | spooky bindle | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #159 | stained mattress | 6 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #2841 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 16 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #2412 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 20 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #4519 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #4275 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #3578 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2831 | stuffed cocoabo | 16 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2468 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2383 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 21 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #3234 | stuffed hand turkey | 14 |
| #2559 | stuffed mind flayer | 19 |
| #2803 | stuffed scary death orb | 17 |
| #385 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 54 |
| #2111 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 24 |
| #2582 | stuffed snowy owl | 18 |
| #2658 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #939 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 9 |
| #2766 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3746 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #227 | thermos of brew | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #636 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #664 | towel | 12 |
| #547 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 10 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |