Neopifex

RankItemQuantity
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#214Ancient Saucehelm9
#271Blue Diamond of Honesty2
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#325Colander of Em-er'il7
#1830Crimboween memo3
#660Disco 'Fro Pick5
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#808El Sombrero De Lopez3
#166Elder Turtle Shell11
#891Green Clover of Justice2
#209Inndya trading card1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1315MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech3
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#233Poison Oak trading card1
#168Rainbow's Gravity1
#528Scalp of Gorgolok6
#216Thorny Toad trading card1
#1295Time Juice1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#658Zinc Delta of Tranquility2
#887antique greaves1
#897antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#1619astronaut pants2
#498baconstone16
#1017badass belt53
#430balaclava1
#1158ball4
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#472blue glowstick3
🥈blue ribbon1
🥈blue traffic cone1
#303borg sock monkey6
#455brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings1
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#1590can of Binarrrca2
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#1186chunk of depleted Grimacite6
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#622club necklace11
#777cold ninja mask1
#850cornuthaum1
#291cyborg doll6
#537cyborg stompin' boot4
#618deck of tropical cards1
#791diamond necklace9
#532disbelief suspenders1
#1012doll house3
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#5138easter egg balloon1
#1900evil teddy bear3
#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#11eyepatch1,589
#299fake plastic grass6
#1783fancy dress ball3
#976fire4
#206flashing novelty button5
#47fuzzy dice35
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#539green glowstick3
🥈green traffic cone1
#341hamethyst24
#1411heart necklace5
#426icy-hot katana1
#739incredibly creepy marionette3
#703killer rag doll3
#541kite13
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#377los chinos1
#743mad scientist's sock monkey3
#247makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#520marionette3
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#858ninja hot pants1
#259orange glowstick8
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#1890oyster basket1
#1186pack of KWE trading card2
#189palm-frond capris1
#122palm-frond net1
#396palm-frond toupee1
#213palm-frond whip1
#998pet rock7
#553pink glowstick4
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#72pixel shield1
#211pixel sword1
#612porquoise12
#1433portable corkscrew1
#1405possessed top3
#1150prehistoric spear2
#659rag doll3
#1536razor-tipped yo-yo3
#9red traffic cone1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#783rubber WWBD? bracelet10
#696rubber WWJD? bracelet11
#548rubber WWSPD? bracelet13
#825rubber WWtNSD? bracelet9
#425sleeping snowy owl7
#803snowboarder pants1
#713sock monkey3
#1043spade necklace7
#684stick of "gum"2
#884stick-on-a-string3
#1394stone of eXtreme power1
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#898stuffed Cheshire bitten52
#1144stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech43
#1831stuffed alien blob3
#872stuffed angry cow55
#1329stuffed astral badger39
#1199stuffed baby gravy fairy43
#942stuffed cocoabo50
#1395stuffed doppelshifter6
#1101stuffed flaming gravy fairy46
#1009stuffed frozen gravy fairy49
#227stuffed gray blob200
#1115stuffed hand turkey45
#874stuffed mind flayer56
#1301stuffed scary death orb40
#1467stuffed shoulder parrot13
#856stuffed sleazy gravy fairy56
#1239stuffed snowy owl40
#851stuffed spooky gravy fairy58
#904stuffed stinky gravy fairy53
#849stuffed undead elbow macaroni58
#918teddy bear6
🥇time sleigh1
#955tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf8
#1762tiny plastic Axe Wound4
#1511tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth3
#774tiny plastic Beelzebozo6
#1480tiny plastic Black Knight5
#1508tiny plastic Bonerdagon3
#777tiny plastic Boss Bat6
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#955tiny plastic Felonia5
#1251tiny plastic G Imp6
#935tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser8
#1465tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester5
#613tiny plastic Hellion12
#1264tiny plastic Iiti Kitty6
#2059tiny plastic Knob Goblin King2
#1054tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter7
#2783tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl2
#1073tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist7
#2140tiny plastic Knott Yeti3
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#1225tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy6
#710tiny plastic Protagonist10
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#1215tiny plastic Spam Witch6
#1051tiny plastic Spunky Princess7
#967tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski5
#1190tiny plastic The Man4
#1071tiny plastic Trouser Snake7
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#2158tiny plastic XXX pr0n3
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#1510tiny plastic angry bugbear5
#1240tiny plastic anime smiley6
#1070tiny plastic apathetic lizardman7
#828tiny plastic astronomer9
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#540tiny plastic beanbat13
#830tiny plastic blooper9
#923tiny plastic brainsweeper8
#1447tiny plastic briefcase bat5
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#2096tiny plastic conservationist hippy2
#942tiny plastic cubist bull8
#1243tiny plastic demoninja6
#672tiny plastic drunk goat11
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#913tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus8
#489tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker14
#944tiny plastic fluffy bunny8
#1713tiny plastic fruit golem4
#904tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers8
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#752tiny plastic goth giant10
#942tiny plastic handsome mariachi8
#1244tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box6
#1238tiny plastic lobsterfrogman6
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#963tiny plastic ninja snowman8
#2796tiny plastic scary clown2
#1451tiny plastic senile lihc5
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#1246tiny plastic smarmy pirate6
#1430tiny plastic spiny skelelton5
#1259tiny plastic spooky vampire6
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#845tiny plastic taco cat9
#1035tiny plastic topiary golem7
#1485tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni5
#2123tiny plastic warwelf3
#1435tiny plastic whitesnake5
#1048tiny plastic zmobie7
#1398toothsome rock5
#766top6
#1868toy crazy train2
#334toy deathbot3
#1689toy jet pack2
#418toy maglev monorail3
#1282toy mercenary3
#1815toy ray gun2
#517toy soldier3
#1722toy space helmet2
#892toy train2
#2485tree-eating kite3
#253tropical paperweight2
#1601vampire duck-on-a-string3
#896vorpal blade1
#934wheel3
#1933whoopie cushion1
#439yellow glowstick3
#38yellow traffic cone1
#710yo12
#924yo-yo22
#1453zombie pineal gland2

Wow, that's 3,571 items total!

what items are this player missing?