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| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
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| #1570 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
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| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
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| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
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| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
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| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
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| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
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| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
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| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
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| #277 | cabooze | 1 |
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| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
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| #96 | oil of oiliness | 15 |
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| #855 | old sweatpants | 61 |
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| #107 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
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| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
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| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #271 | shard of double-ice | 3 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
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| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
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| #1734 | spectre scepter | 13 |
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| #1939 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 13 |
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| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
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| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #513 | turtle pheromones | 4 |
| #177 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #380 | white class ring | 17 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #439 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
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| #15 | wrench handle | 1 |
| #121 | wriggling worm | 4 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #357 | wumpus hair | 3 |
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| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |