| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #520 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 3 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #138 | Bjorn's Hammer | 3 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #348 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 2 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1681 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| #320 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #206 | Elmley shades | 5 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #390 | Hodgman's blanket | 3 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #538 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 10 |
| #870 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #2359 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #393 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 2 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #437 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #613 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1147 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #659 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #275 | asbestos apron | 3 |
| #1227 | astronaut pants | 4 |
| #94 | baconstone bracelet | 9 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #552 | baggie of powdered sugar | 25 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #472 | blue glowstick | 3 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #588 | bugbear beanie | 7 |
| #594 | bugbear bungguard | 6 |
| #298 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #110 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1520 | delicious salad | 4 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #503 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #2228 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #591 | extra-greasy slider | 2 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #339 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #118 | flaming glowsticks | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #459 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
| #145 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 3 |
| #107 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 6 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #238 | iGoogly | 109 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #454 | killing feather | 64 |
| #600 | laser-broiled pear | 13 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #179 | monomolecular yo-yo | 386 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3074 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #241 | orange peel hat | 2 |
| #106 | outrageous sombrero | 2 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #805 | prehistoric spear | 4 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #510 | rogue swarmer | 74 |
| #144 | roll of Hob-Os | 6 |
| #247 | round green sunglasses | 3 |
| #789 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #335 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #487 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #344 | stainless steel shillelagh | 11 |
| #310 | stainless steel skullcap | 9 |
| #381 | stainless steel slacks | 9 |
| #1007 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #444 | stainless steel suspenders | 9 |
| #482 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #181 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #7010 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #177 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #7826 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #6373 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #6373 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #239 | stuffed gray blob | 190 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #912 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 23 |
| #7049 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5159 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #5326 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #1166 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 7 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #353 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 3 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #954 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #325 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3363 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #599 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1040 | toy hoverpad | 7 |
| #1217 | toy jet pack | 4 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1081 | toy ray gun | 6 |
| #1142 | toy space helmet | 5 |
| #313 | unearthly onyx | 2 |
| #609 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
| #713 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |
| #245 | yellow glowstick | 6 |
| #1945 | yellow snowcone | 2 |