| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #520 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 3 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #136 | Bjorn's Hammer | 3 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #347 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1683 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| #319 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 2 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #493 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #206 | Elmley shades | 5 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #389 | Hodgman's blanket | 3 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #949 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #537 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 10 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #2357 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #390 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 2 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #436 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1146 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #2950 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #273 | asbestos apron | 3 |
| #1227 | astronaut pants | 4 |
| #95 | baconstone bracelet | 9 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #552 | baggie of powdered sugar | 25 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #472 | blue glowstick | 3 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #589 | bugbear beanie | 7 |
| #594 | bugbear bungguard | 6 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1520 | delicious salad | 4 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #2225 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #587 | extra-greasy slider | 2 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #338 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #118 | flaming glowsticks | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
| #144 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 3 |
| #107 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 6 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #238 | iGoogly | 109 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #454 | killing feather | 64 |
| #599 | laser-broiled pear | 13 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #179 | monomolecular yo-yo | 386 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3078 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1398 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #241 | orange peel hat | 2 |
| #106 | outrageous sombrero | 2 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #805 | prehistoric spear | 4 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #509 | rogue swarmer | 74 |
| #144 | roll of Hob-Os | 6 |
| #246 | round green sunglasses | 3 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #336 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #486 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #343 | stainless steel shillelagh | 11 |
| #310 | stainless steel skullcap | 9 |
| #381 | stainless steel slacks | 9 |
| #1006 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #445 | stainless steel suspenders | 9 |
| #482 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #180 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #7000 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #7815 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7004 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #6360 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #6364 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #239 | stuffed gray blob | 190 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #6998 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #7018 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #911 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 23 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5150 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #5315 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #1165 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 7 |
| #7762 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #353 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 3 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1461 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #4800 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #4786 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #598 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1869 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1040 | toy hoverpad | 7 |
| #1217 | toy jet pack | 4 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1080 | toy ray gun | 6 |
| #1142 | toy space helmet | 5 |
| #310 | unearthly onyx | 2 |
| #609 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
| #714 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |
| #245 | yellow glowstick | 6 |
| #1948 | yellow snowcone | 2 |