| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #760 | Iron Beta of Industry | 7 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #1354 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 17 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #517 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #885 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #743 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #292 | Ze™ goggles | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #190 | fistful of ashes | 22 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #572 | garish pinky ring | 6 |
| #794 | giant pinky ring | 17 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #859 | lucky rabbit's foot | 7 |
| #62 | mannequin leg | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #883 | obsidian dagger | 20 |
| #1185 | old sweatpants | 26 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #67 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #549 | red-and-green sweater | 2 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #1393 | shiny ring | 12 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1242 | spectre scepter | 23 |
| #387 | spooky bindle | 2 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1676 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #665 | torn hellseal sinew | 2 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |