| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1700 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #673 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1146 | Crimbuck | 448 |
| 🥇 | Diamond HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1165 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #508 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #519 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #473 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #243 | Iron Beta of Industry | 40 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #212 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 130 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #550 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| 🥇 | Marvelous Unitard | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #123 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 183 |
| #302 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 10 |
| #488 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #417 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 5 |
| #33 | Red Roger's reliquary | 32 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of the Soupbone | 3 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| 🥇 | Superhero Reboots | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 6 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #837 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #804 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #741 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 6 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1221 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #801 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 4 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #215 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 25 |
| #1494 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 5 |
| #806 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 5 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #1026 | Time Juice | 6 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1149 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #1425 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #231 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #776 | bottle of goofballs | 33 |
| #246 | box of sunshine | 1,719 |
| #1101 | brick | 25 |
| #167 | broken cellular phone | 34 |
| #43 | cane-mail pants | 1 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #30 | continuum transfunctioner | 3 |
| #568 | crystalline cheer | 3 |
| 🥇 | dense meat stack | 16,777,215 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #434 | donated booze | 6 |
| #282 | donated candy | 25 |
| #253 | donated food | 31 |
| #2700 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| 🥇 | funny paper hat | 1 |
| #981 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #929 | giant discarded bottlecap | 4 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #6 | gilded BRICKO chalice | 1 |
| #14 | googly-ball hat | 1 |
| #6 | googly-heart hat | 1 |
| #11 | googly-star hat | 1 |
| #224 | gooified animal matter | 7 |
| #212 | gooified mineral matter | 7 |
| #240 | gooified vegetable matter | 6 |
| #65 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #68 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #66 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #419 | herringcello | 32 |
| #544 | hideous egg | 2 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #5 | hot daub stand | 5 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #125 | iron pasta spoon | 71 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #313 | kneecapping stick | 49 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| 🥇 | meat paste | 16,777,215 |
| 🥇 | meat stack | 16,777,215 |
| #194 | mime soul fragment | 17 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #418 | mushroom fermenting solution | 18 |
| #79 | night-vision goggles | 12 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #729 | pail | 12 |
| #230 | penguin focaccia bread | 41 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #42 | pocketwatch on a chain | 34 |
| #52 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #42 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #43 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #64 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #127 | pretty flower | 3,218 |
| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #538 | scroll of pasta summoning | 20 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #146 | severed rocking horse head | 3 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #9 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #108 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #135 | soul doorbell | 2 |
| #32 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #34 | status cymbal | 1 |
| #5 | stuffed kraken | 115 |
| #108 | support cummerbund | 93 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #351 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 27 |
| #406 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 23 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 7 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #333 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #146 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 25 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #24 | tiny plastic primary lab | 2 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #350 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 26 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |