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| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #529 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 22 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1238 | Boss Bat britches | 9 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #358 | FDKOL commendation | 942 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #1516 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 14 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1848 | badass belt | 29 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #499 | borg sock monkey | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #477 | cyborg doll | 3 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #877 | dollhive | 6 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #290 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #290 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #189 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #305 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #322 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
| #310 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #320 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #174 | dusty left third front claw | 2 |
| #206 | dusty left twelfth rib | 2 |
| #279 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
| #308 | dusty right fibula | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right first rear claw | 1 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #286 | dusty right radius | 1 |
| #194 | dusty right second rear claw | 2 |
| #292 | dusty right second rib | 1 |
| #295 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right sixth rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #294 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #308 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #312 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #179 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 2 |
| #299 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1302 | fancy dress ball | 6 |
| #310 | fiery wing | 5 |
| #902 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #767 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #732 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #813 | iGoogly | 15 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #414 | mime soul fragment | 6 |
| #891 | monomolecular yo-yo | 33 |
| #1119 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1212 | obsidian dagger | 13 |
| #1589 | old sweatpants | 9 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #781 | possessed top | 7 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1104 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 6 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1698 | rogue swarmer | 35 |
| #1554 | roll of toilet paper | 13 |
| #1511 | sawblade fragment | 37 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #493 | smoking grass | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1600 | spectre scepter | 15 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #940 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #931 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #884 | stick-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #2147 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1105 | toy hoverpad | 6 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1886 | tree-eating kite | 7 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #1445 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #2210 | unstable DNA | 2 |
| #1834 | unstable laser battery | 29 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #989 | yo | 8 |